The Mjolnir Olympics

project: let’s get mjolnired!steve: remember, whoever comes first gets the guest room! everyone else better bring a tent !natasha: please tell me ur jokingsteve: i’m nottony: whatever, i’m sure my tent is more convenient than your tiny guest room. i bet you don’t even have ACsteve: i have fanstony: …sam: …peter: mr stark?tony: no kidpeter: but mr stark— or the Alternative Endgame Ending: Steve retires and fucks off to the Bahamas where he lives with his dog in a small beach-front cabin with a beautiful garden. Every summer he invites all of the Avengers for a week-long party at his ‘resort’. One night, upon Thor’s drunk induced jealousy, the Mjolnir Olympics ensue.