Natasha R.
@spiderqueen
If I see one more post about @PeterBPS I will find the people responsible and hit them harder than I hit @ventking.
Clint B.
@ventking
@spiderqueen broke my jaw. She's serious and isn't the only one who'd protect our spiderbaby. And, to quote an elf: @PeterBPS, and you have my bow. #weprotec
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Pepper Potts, CEO
@PepperPotts
Any slander against @PeterBPS made by the media will be met with SI's team of lawyers. Anyone trying to follow Peter or his family/friends will be proscecuted. #weprotec
Tony Stark
@iamironman
If anyone touches a hair on my son's head, I litterally have a suit of armor and I'm not afraid to use it. #weprotec
Thor Odinson
@pointbreak
Did someone threaten Starkson? This will not go unpunished. #weprotec
Capt. Steve Rogers
@redwhiteandblueberry
@PeterBPS Not only are you the son of my teamate, you are also my friend and teamate. I'll have your back, always. #weprotec
Ned Leeds
@guyinthechair
Dude, you're family is the best, literally. @PeterBPS I too, will always have your back. #weprotec
Mark H.
@bestjoker
Isn't @PeterBPS Spiderman? This seems like a lot of body guards for one superhero kid.
Meg M.
@badgirl
This @StarkIntern is super cute. I'll get in on this. #weprotec
Spiderman
@WallCrawler
I can take care of myself, just saying.
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Natasha R.
@spiderqueen
Just accept our willingness to kill anyone who touches you as our most sincere form of love. @WallCrawler
New York City Police
@NYPD
@spiderqueen Is this a preemptive confession?
Natasha R.
@spiderqueen
It depends on who gets to the baddie first, but who wouldn't kill to protect this ray of sunshine? @NYPD
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New York City Police
@NYPD
We love our @WallCrawler. He's never hurt a 'baddie' though, so we doubt he'd approve the violence. We would also like to remind all of the #Avengers and their affiliats that murder is still illegal, even to 'protec' @PeterBPS.
Harley K.
@igotconnections
It's funny, sounds like @NYPD didn't say they'd arrest. Seems like they too would turn the other way. Maybe they are in the #weprotec crew too.
Tony Stark
@iamironman
@igotconnections It does seem that way, punk.
Harley K.
@igotconnections
So, I get that I'm the weird kid on the fringes...but do I get to meet the sorta bro? @iamironman
Tony Stark
@iamironman
I'm new at this parenting thing, but I'm pretty sure that the two of you in the same room is a BAD idea. @igotconnections
Peter Stark
@PeterBPS
Harley @igotconnections? @iamironman told me about you. We should totally meet. Dad can't tell me what to do. ;-)
Tony Stark
@iamironman
I can tell you what to do. I'm the boss. I say no. @PeterBPS @igotconnections
Peter Stark
@PeterBPS
Hey, Dad, can I have a new friend over? Please? I've been under a lot of stress recently. @iamironman
Harley K.
@igotconnections
Whoa! Trump card. I like this kid already. I'm gonna join the #weprotec squad.
Tony Stark
@iamironman
Ugh...you win, @PeterBPS. You have more superpowers than anyone else I know, I swear.
Natasha R.
@spiderqueen
His puppy-dog-eyes are a super power. Even I can't say no; so no shame in giving in. @iamironman
Peter Stark
@PeterBPS
By the way everyone... Thank you. @WallCrawler will #protec ya'll too. Promise.
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Harley K.
@igotconnections
JESUS! People, stop asking. No, I'm not @iamironman's secret kid. I'm just some punk who charged his armor and made him a sammich. He broke my sister's watch, so he's my indentured servant. That's it.
Peter Stark
@PeterBPS
@igotconnections. Indentured servant? HAHA That's fantastic. We're going to be best friends, I can tell.
Tony Stark
@iamironman
What did I do to deserve this pain?
May Parker
@larbmay
@iamironman Shall we start with outing my nephew's secret identity and go from there?
Tony Stark
@iamironman
@larbmay Point taken. I'll accept this punishment.