Worried
50 missed calls
137 texts
Irondad (46 unread messages)
18:03
Irondad: Peter pick up your fucking phone I swear to God
Irondad: We’ve been calling you for almost two hours. Where the fuck are you?
Irondad: Ned says you left his house ages ago
18:30
Irondad: I am five minutes away from putting on the suit Peter. Pick. up. Your. phone.
Irondad: Is this because of the fight we had?
Irondad: If it is, this is a terrible way to win an argument kid
Irondad: I swear, if you’re ignoring us just because of our silly squabble…
Captain dad (7 unread messages)
18:03
Captain dad: Peter, honey, please pick up your phone
Captain dad: It keeps ringing, so we know it’s switched on.
Captain dad: Has someone stolen it? Do you no longer have your phone?
Captain dad: Then why aren't you home yet?
18:30
Captain dad: I’m pretty sure your father’s are about to bust a vein from worrying
Captain dad: We’re waiting ten minutes.
Captain dad: Then we’re going out to search for you ourselves
Soldier dad (30 unread messages)
18:10
Soldier dad: Hey champ. You’re not picking up your phone and your dad’s are getting a bit anxious
Soldier dad: So maybe you should call them back
Soldier dad: I told them you’re definitely ok and probably put your phone on silent like you always do, but you know what they’re like.
Soldier dad: No doubt you’ll check your phone again in a few seconds. Call us.
18:15
Soldier dad: Ok. No word from you yet.
Soldier dad: It’s getting a bit hard to keep cool here Pete
Soldier dad: For your other dad’s anyway
Soldier dad: I’m sure your safe but some confirmation would be good
18:20
Soldier dad: Tony told us about your fight. Is that what this is about?
Soldier dad: I know he gets difficult at times but this is no way to behave
Soldier dad: Call us.
18:22
Soldier dad: Not that i’m worried or anything.
18:30
Soldier dad: Ok, scratch all that shit. I am worried
Soldier dad: I’m super fucking worried
Soldier dad: Almost three hours and we haven't heard a single word from you Peter!
Soldier dad: You better be dying in a ditch somewhere for you to have the gall to do this to us
Soldier dad: Ah, shit fuck. I didn't mean that. Please be ok
18:45
The Stuckony's
Peter: Uhhhhhhh hi? You guys still there? Did you cause a nationwide panic?
Irondad: PETER
Soldier dad: PETER
18:47
Captain dad: Pete! We keep trying to call you but it's getting blocked!
Peter: That’s because all three of you are trying to call me at the same time
Irondad: Yeah no shit.
Captain dad: Peter. What happened? Where are you? Are you ok?
Soldier dad: Come home. Now.
Peter: Right. About that.
Peter: I might be in a hospital right now
Peter: Because I might have gotten stabbed
Peter: Because I might have been out as Spiderman
Irondad: …
Irondad: Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME
Captain dad: Tony. Language!
Irondad: I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT MY FUCKING LANGUAGE
Irondad: PETER YOU ARE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE
Irondad: I TOLD YOU TO REDUCE SPIDERMAN HOURS
Irondad: OR DID YOU FORGET OUR FIGHT YESTERDAY?!?
Irondad: AND WHAT DO YOU DO???
Irondad: YOU IMMEDIATELY DO MORE SPIDERMAN STUFF
Peter: In my defense, I was still mad at you
Peter: so as an act of rebellion I did exactly what you didn't want me to do
Peter: because I am still a developing teen who occasionally behaves in such a manner
Peter: and it is very normal for teenagers to do so.
Peter: I know cause we learnt that in psychology today
Peter: so if you think about it, I had no control over my actions
Peter: cause it’s all biology
Soldier dad: Peter, I'm going to stop you right there.
Soldier dad: If this is your attempt to make us less mad at you, its backfiring.
Soldier dad: Badly
Soldier dad: Tell us where you are, i’m coming to pick you up.
The terrible Threes
20:30
Peter: So
Peter: shit went down at home
MJ: What did you do this time?
Peter: Wow, rude to automatically assume it’s my fault
MJ: Was it not?
Peter: Of course it was but still
Ned: What happened?
Peter: My dad’s found out I was doing Spiderman patrol after they told me to stop
Peter: and I might have gotten stabbed and passed out
Peter: by the time I became conscious I just took myself to the hospital and saw that they were freaking out cause I wasn't responding to their calls and texts
Peter: So now i’m grounded
Peter: for forever
Ned: Hate to say it bro, but you kind of deserve that one
MJ: agreed
Peter: Yeah, I knoooowwwww
Peter: Which makes it more annoying
Peter: I’ll talk to them again when things calm down
Ned: why were they telling you to stop spiderman stuff??
Peter: Not stop it, per say, just that I need to focus more on other things
Peter: Like school and sleep.
Peter: And then dad got mad because I defended myself and told him that people out there still need me.
MJ: Wait, which dad?
Peter: Iron dad
MJ: Ah, of course. Continue
Peter: Then he told me I needed to take better care of myself and I'm no use to anyone sleep deprived and overworked
Ned: Point one to Iron dad
Peter: he chewed me out when I got home
Peter: my ears are still ringing
MJ: how did the other two take it?
Peter: Pretty much the same way Iron dad took it
Peter: They gave me different versions of the same speech
Peter: Only Captain dad used more words like ‘disappointed’ and ‘scared for my life’
Ned: I feel like after all the Captain America video’s the school makes us watch, i would be numb to his disappointed speeches.
Peter: Exactly! His speeches hold no meaning anymore
Peter: but I just didn't say anything
Peter: Soldier dad hugged me so hard I think I might have bruises
Peter: Then he smacked my head before he banished me to my room
Peter: So all in all
Peter: Today was an eventful day.