You Could Make a Case for That

The source for this is one of those stupid stories that has one-sided Steve/Tony with Steve being the interested party. Five times someone stops Steve from seeing Tony and one time Steve is assaulted. First off, Steve has never forced himself on anyone (unlike Tony). Steve has also never shown anything other than tolerance at best and often distaste when around Tony. And TONY is the one who is either mocking, complaining about, threatening, or checking out Steve. STEVE is the one who needs to get a restraining order.

Note: Set in an AU where neither Thor nor Bruce left after Age of Ultron. Frigga is still alive and Odin is still awake.

Sam groaned as he saw the smashed drone on the coffee table. He said, "Not again."

Vision frowned as he regarded the smoking remains. He said, "I do not understand."

Sam sat down in the nearest chair and said, "Honestly, neither do I. No means NO. You'd think a 'genius' like Stark would get that."

Wanda joined them and beckoned Vision to sit next to her on a couch. She said, "At first I thought maybe it was romantic, that Stark still pursued Steve. But it is actually very creepy."

Natasha walked in with a jar full of miniature cameras and listening devices soaking in vinegar. She put the jar on the table and said, "SOMEONE is unhappy we turned off all of the surveillance and blocked Friday from stalking Steve."

She looked over as Clint also entered and continued, "And SOMEONE ELSE keeps planting these devices."

Clint counted the items in the jar, shrugged, and said, "You find them all. Tony pays me each time I plant new ones, which you then find. Even NATE's college fund should be set if Tony's crush lasts much longer."

Bruce found a seat and blew on his mug of tea. He said, "While it is interesting to see Tony attracted to someone who is his complete opposite, I'm starting to feel really bad for Steve. He is NOT interested in Tony at all."

Sam nodded and said, "Yeah, apparently even Steve's patience has a limit. He's told Stark so many times to stop, and STILL Stark doesn't get the message."

Rhodey frowned from his spot in the window seat. He said, "Yeah, Tony can be a LOT to deal with. And if you don't actually want to deal with him at all...maybe Steve should take a trip somewhere without internet and outside the range of every spy satellite on the planet."

Thor stepped in with a wide smile and said, "That is a splendid idea! I was thinking of inviting Steven on a trip to Asgard. No Midgardian technology can find him there."

The others took a moment to consider it. Natasha said, "That's one way to get Steve to take a vacation."

Sam said, "I suppose we could consider saving the world without our fearless leader--IF something came up."

Rhodey said, "Having to cover for his absence would get me out of some really dull meetings with the brass."

Vision shyly clasped Wanda's hand and said, "That is very kind of you, Thor."

Thor cleared his throat, then said, "Oh it's no trouble I assure you. I would be pleased to show our good captain the wonders of the nine realms."

Wanda leaned into Vision's side, then said dreamily, "Now THAT sounds romantic."

Thor said, "Let us hope it also sounds irresistible to Steven."

Suddenly Steve stormed in and threw a wide-brimmed hat on the coffee table, next to the destroyed drone. He said, "There's ANOTHER one out there!"

Thor's face darkened as he summoned Mjolnir. He said, "I will deal with that one as well."

As he moved to leave, he paused by Steve and gently touched Steve's shoulder. Thor said, "The others have heard of my solution to Stark's continued disturbances. I hope you will consider it."

Steve did agree to visit Asgard with Thor. While he was there, he found himself falling in love with the magical place--and Thor. After Odin saw Steve pick up Mjolnir to move it, Odin finally joined Frigga in welcoming Steve into their lives. Steve helped Loki to reconcile with Odin and Frigga.

When Thor asked Steve to marry him, Thor had already considered how strong Steve's connections were to his mortal friends. Thor offered Steve immortality and the promise that Steve could stay on Midgard as he needed.

It took a while for Loki to get over his own crush on the captain. But he found the perfect wedding gift: Whenever Tony Stark tried to spy on Steven, all of Stark's screens would play footage of Thor and Steve's wedding. Over and over.