Chapter 9
Tony froze as Peter turned around. While he had been keeping an eye out for the kid, seeing him up close was a whole new experience. Gone was the naive fifteen year old kid he met, and here was a young man with full understanding of the world around him.
“Mr. Parker.” Tony forced a smile, holding out his hand.
“Mr. Stark. It’s a pleasure to meet you.” Peter smiled, shaking his hand. His body language was loose, but there was a slight tightness to his jaw.
“Mr. Osborn here seems pretty excited to have you on board at Oscorp.”
“Happy to be there. It wasn’t an opportunity I’d turn down.” Peter threw Harry a grin. “I hate to seem rude though, but my family is waiting for me. It was nice to meet you Mr. Stark. You coming Harry?”
“I’ll be there in a sec, Pete.” Harry smiled as Peter nodded and walked away.
“Well, it was nice to see you Mr. Stark.” Harry said, holding out hand. “Gotta go catch up to the grad.”
Tony smiled tightly as he returned Harry’s handshake and watched him hurry after Peter. It was obvious the two were friends. They made their way over to where May sat in her chair, a large smile on her face and tears in her eyes. She pulled Peter down into a hug. She held him there a while before kissing his cheek and letting go. She then pulled Harry in for the same.
While May was busy with Harry, Tony watched as Peter turned to a man and woman who had been standing with May. The blonde grinned seductively and pulled Peter in for a deep kiss on the lips. Her bright red lipstick leaving a stain on his.
The man shook his head then pulled Peter in for a hug. Tony frowned as Peter returned it with a bright smile. The man and Peter were clearly very close, and it didn't sit well. He should have been the one congratulating Peter with a fatherly hug.
Fatherly hug?
Tony paused and stared hard at the man smiling at Peter. After a few minutes, he recognized the man as Matthew Murdock, a prominent lawyer from Hell's Kitchen. Tony's eyes narrowed. There was no way it was mere coincidence that Spider-Man was in league with Daredevil and Peter Parker was overly friendly with Matthew Murdock.
Tony seriously debated marching over to the two and demanding an explanation, but he knew that wouldn't earn him any points with Peter. Sighing, Tony put the guaranteed confrontation on the back burner as his phone dinged. He gave on last look at Peter, noting the way he purposely avoided looking at Tony, and walked away.
His phone made another ding as he took it out to look. He groaned as he read the message demanding all Avengers meet at the tower for an important conversation. Tony had decided long ago that "important" Avengers meetings were always the worst.
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Peter let out a breath as he caught sight of Tony walking away.
His graduation? Really Tony? Then again, it had been Harry who had brought him over.
Peter glanced over where Harry was laughing with May and smiled softly. He couldn't blame Harry. He didn't know anything about Peter's current situation with Tony.
"Well, that was awkward." Felicia said, linking her arm with Peter's.
"It was more than awkward." Peter whispered. "Harry outed me as Oscorp's newest employee."
Felicia sucked in a quick breath.
"Yikes. Poor Harry. Stab his best friend in the back without a clue."
"That's Harry. He's a keeper." Peter grinned. "You on the other hand, you're debatable."
"Excuse me! I'm a hot piece of ass and you're lucky to get to tap it, Parker. If anything, I'm the keeper."
"I thought you were handing me over to Deadpool?"
"All in good time. Right now, you need to finish your little 'possibly gay for Wade awakening'." she smirked at Peter's scandalized expression. "You should close your door before monologuing your inner struggles. There I was, coming to tell you breakfast was ready, and I find you on the floor admitting I was right."
"I never said you were right."
"It was close enough."
"Please stop. I'm dealing with the fact Peter smells like Deadpool, but I won't deal with you two talking about Peter's whatever with him." Matt stetted firmly. "Today is a relationship free day. Today, I am your proud mentor and that's final. Nothing about Wade better come out of either you."
"Matty," May smiled as Harry rolled her over to the them. "Tell me about this Wade man my Peter is having a dating crisis over."
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"This better be worth it, Romanov." Tony grumbled as he stalked into the conference room.
"Someone's in a bad mood." Clint grinned.
Tony shot a glare at him before dramatically, because it's Tony, flopping down into a chair next to Steve. 'Bad mood' was putting it likely. Tony wanted nothing more than to march right in to the lawyer's office and tell him off for his involvement with Peter's vigilante act.
"It is. You'll want to listen to this one closely Tony." Natasha leveled a look at him. "I had a little call from Fury."
"Well, that's always good news." Rhodey replied sarcastically.
"It was something." The red head said. "We're in trouble."
"So what's new?" Sam raised an eyebrow.
"We're in trouble for disregarding orders involving Deadpool. The Avengers were assigned to keep tabs on him whenever he was in the city. Judging by his close affiliation with Spider-Man, he's clearly been here more than we've realized."
No one missed the way Tony stiffened at the mention of the Spider-Man's involvement with the mercenary.
"Ok, so we've slacked up on Deadpool." Clint shrugged. "Can't say he's done anything worth being worried about. I mean, if he was doing his usual thing, we'd have heard something."
"Thats just it." Natasha smirked. 'He hasn't been and there's the problem."
"I'm sorry. I'm failing to see how the murderous mercenary not murdering is a problem."
"Well Clint, it's a problem because we don't know why."
"It seems pretty obvious to me." Everyone turned as Bucky spoke. It wasn't often the soldier ever said anything in meetings. "Given how he was acting at that fight, he clearly doesn't want to lose involvement with Spider-Man. We all know he doesn't kill, so I can't imagine he'd be hanging around the man if he was still doing it."
"Oh, he seemed real happy to be working with him." Clint grinned.
Natasha smirked as Tony's posture got more rigid. The man had already been wound up when he walked in, and judging by his reaction to Clint, this wasn't the first thing about Spider-Man he had heard today.
"Regardless, that's why we're in trouble." Natasha carried on. "There's no point in denying it. We were all happy to throw Deadpool off on Spider-Man. As soon as we saw he was listening to the guy, it was and easy choice to make. The thing is though, Spider-Man is not an Avenger. By S.H.I.E.L.D.'s account, Spider-Man isn't suitable to keep tabs on him."
"So what are you getting at?" Tony glared at her, jaw tight.
"We have to bring Spider-Man in. Either he joins the Avengers, discontinues contact with Deadpool, or he joins him on S.H.I.E.L.D.'s list. At least, that's what Fury said. Truth is, he wants Spider-Man brought in for questioning as to how he's reigned the merc in."
The room went silent. There was no scenario where bringing in Spider-Man would end well for anyone. Whatever was going on between him and Tony would surely play a large part in the web slinger's decision, and was that really fair?
"I think it's a mistake." Steve frowned. "I don't think we should bring him in. If we do, Deadpool may cut ties with Spider-Man. He knows if Spider-Man talks to us, we'll question him for S.H.I.E.L.D reasons."
"I don't understand why it matters." Wanda frowned. "From what I've heard about this Deadpool, Spider-Man seems to be a good influence on him. Sometimes, you should just leave good things alone."
Tony tuned out the arguing around him. It seemed he was being proven right yet again. Peter needed help. S.H.I.E.L.D. wouldn't just let this go. No, Fury would keep pushing until he got the information he wanted. The Avengers were the only ones who could protect him.
"Bring Spider-Man in."
Silence fell over the room again at Tony's words. No one had expected him to be onboard for bringing the vigilante in.
"You sure about that, Tones?" Rhodey asked, a concerned look on his face.
"Positive. P-Spider-Man will need the protection we can provide him. If he's with us, Fury won't have a reason to go after him, and he will. It will be better for Spider-Man if we're who he talks to. Once he's here, we can find out what he did and we can take the job of watching that lunatic off of him."
"You know, it doesn't have to be some big thing Spidey has on Deadpool." Clint said nonchalantly. "Maybe they're just screwing."
There was absolute stillness before all hell broke loose. Tony's face grew red with fury as he dove across the table at Clint, while the others scrambled to separete the two.
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Pepper hung up the phone with a smile. As soon as Tony had decided to create a position for his personal intern, Pepper had made plans. Unlike Tony, she wasn't willing to believe Peter would accept the offer. Things had not ended well between the two and the constant lack of returned communication spoke volumes. Right after she received Peter's email, she made contact with the other prospect. She hated to think of the boy as a second choice, but Peter was special to Tony and would always would be. Not that Harley wasn't, he was. Tony had met the boy completely by accident but never lost contact with him. Until he met Peter, Pepper had been sure Harley would be Tony's go to once he was old enough. With Harley coming, maybe Tony would start finalizing those sketches on his desk that he thought he was hiding.
Sighing, Pepper picked back up the phone.
"Happy? I just got off the phone with Harley. He's about to board his plane. I'll need you to stay available to pick him up when he arrives. Thank you, Happy."
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Wade sighed happily as he stared down at his phone. Jessica had easily replaced Matt and Felicia as his favorite. He contemplated what to text Peter to let him know he now had his number. He thought for a moment before a thought popped into his head. Peter's graduation was today! What better way to start a conversation than a congratulations?
Grinning, Wade quickly typed out a text to his spider.
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Peter grinned as he and Harry talked about MJ's latest audition. As soon as her current play ended it's run, she already had another lined up. He had agreed to ride back to May's with Harry, while Felicia drove May and Matt.
"So, the real reason I wanted you to ride with me is in the glove box." Harry said, a nervousness to his voice.
Curious, Peter opened it to find a small black box. He slowly pulled it out and opened it to find a diamond ring sparkling in the sunlight. Peter narrowed his eyes as he shot Harry a sly look.
"If this is your way of proposing to me Harry, you could have been more romantic. I demand something outrageous!"
"I was afraid you'd reject me." Harry rolled his eyes. "Do you think MJ will like it?"
"She's been waiting for this forever Harry. I may not have noticed your crush on me, but I definitely noticed her crush on you."
"So I've got a good shot at her saying yes?"
"No, Harry. She'll turn you down flat." Peter deadpanned. "I can't believe you just asked me that."
"Thanks Pete. I hate to steal your thunder, but I kind of planned to ask her at your party. I wanted you and May to be there."
"Are you kidding? May will be ecstatic and I'll be relieved it's finally happening. No thunder stolen Har." Peter grinned, placing the ring back in the glovebox.
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"I'm going to puke." Harry said as they noticed MJ's car.
"Not on my good shoes you're not." Peter gasped, moving away from his friend as they made their way to the front door.
"I'm serious Pete. This is a big step in our relationship! The only thing bigger in having kids!"
"Getting a little ahead of yourself there, Har." Peter raised an eyebrow. "Let's get through this and the wedding first."
"I think I'm having a panic attack."
"No, you're not." Peter smiled, placing his hands on Harry's shoulders. "You're just thinking to much. I say we do this first. The longer you wait, the higher the chance you'll chicken out. We'll go in, ignore the fact I graduated, you'll drop to your knee, and MJ will lose her mind with excitement. I'd say it'll top off my day." Peter's smiled didn't falter as he pushed back his displeasure of Tony's appearance at his graduation.
"Ok." Harry took a deep breath. "I can do this. I'm Harry Osborn and I exude confidence."
"Oh yes, the prime example of it."
"You're no longer my best friend."
"You're right. I'm your perfect friend." Peter grinned and shoved Harry through the door.
"There's the illustrious grad!" MJ squealed as she wrapped Peter in a tight hug. "I'm sorry I missed it Tiger."
"It's ok MJ." Peter smiled, pulling back from here. "I got a present for you though."
The red head tilted her head as Peter shoved Harry forward and then down on his knee. The room went silent as Harry took the small box out of his pocket with trembling hands.
"YES!" Mary Jane screamed, throwing herself at Harry and planting a kiss on his surprised lips.
"Guess that answers my question." He smiled as she leaned back.
"I told you so." Peter laughed, walking past the two newly engaged messes on the floor.
"Harry Osborne! May Jane Watson! You two better get over here right now!" May demanded, her face lit up with delight.
As the two crowded around a cooing May, Peter moved to Felicia and Matt.
"Car ride pep talk?" Felicia grinned.
"He nearly did have a panic attack on the door step."
"I could hear his heartbeat from in here." Matt smirked. The three watched a bit before Peter felt Matt's mood shift.
"I'll come by your place later to talk." Peter whispered. "I'm not sure if May actually saw him, or if she's just avoiding talking about it. I"m assuming she didn't say anything to either of you?"
"No. She was a bundle of happiness on the way here. Gave Matt quite a hard time about your love life though." Felicia smiled fondly. "I love her so much."
Peter groaned.
"Please tell me you saved me, Matt."
"I don't want to talk about you dating."
Felicia snickered as Peter pulled out his phone to see a text from an unknown number on it. His eyes widened in realization as he read the screen.
'Congratulations on your big day, Baby Boy! ❤️ ❤️'
"My day just peaked."
Peter jumped as Felicia grinned, looking at his phone.
"Only one person calls you 'Baby Boy', and I'm dying to know how he got your number."
"You and me both." Peter hissed at her in suspicion.
"It wasn't me, Parker. However, whoever it was has earned my coveted friendship status."
"I think I can answer that one." Matt grumbled. "And she'll have some explaining to do."
"She wouldn't!" Peter cried.
Matt turned to him with an unimpressed look.
"She would." Peter whined.
"Who would?"
"Jessica Jones." Peter huphed.
"The detective? I didn't know you knew her that well. You're holding out on me." Felicia smirked.
Before she could drill him, or Matt grumble, May called to them.
"We have a graduation and and engagement to celebrate! Let's get to it!"
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Tony fumed as he paced around his lab. His eye stung from where Clint had hit him, but it paled to the broken nose he had given the spy. Who did he think he was? Spider-Man was a hero! There's no way he would have any type of intimate relationship with Deadpool!
"Heard the meeting went well."
Tony turned and looked as Pepper walked up to him.
"Steve send you?" He grumbled.
"Said it would be better if I talked to you since it involved Spider-Man. You really should fill him in on some things. I mean, if Peter ever comes back, you don't want him finding out that way."
"Not if, Pep. No, now it's definitely when."
"Tony." Pepper warned.
"No, this is official Avengers business." Tony sighed. "We have to bring him in for questioning on Deadpool. If we don't do it, Fury is going after him."
Pepper frowned as Tony scrubbed his face with his hands.
"Bringing him in is all I can do. Maybe though, I can use this to my advantage. It's not me cornering him. He's got to come here. I can just, use it to talk to him."
"I called Harley." Pepper said, looking him in the eye. "He's already on his way here."
"Now was not a good time Pep. I don't want Harley here the same time I bring Peter back. I can't handle welcoming Harley into the company while dealing with protecting Peter from both Fury and Deadpool."
"You can and you will." Pepper narrowed her eyes. "Harley will do you good. It's time to leave Peter to his own and get your shit together."
"He's working for Oscorp!" Tony yelled.
"Oscorp?" Pepper blinked in surprise. "How did you find that out?"
Tony didn't respond.
"Tony, how did you find that out?" Pepper asked again, crossing her arms.
"I went to his graduation." Tony looked at her defiantly. "I happened to have a conversation with the Osborn kid who introduced me to his new employee."
"Oh." Pepper uncrossed her arms. "Then this is the perfect time to bring Harley in. You like him Tony. He's a good kid and he'll be good for you. You'll have someone in the lab that can keep up with you."
"Pete could more than keep up with me."
"But he's not going to." Pepper sighed. "Tony, listen to me. It's important that when you bring in Spider-Man, you bring in Spider-Man and not Peter Parker."
"Can't promise that Pep. I am glad Harley's coming. I enjoy the kid's presence and we both agreed he should come even if Peter did take the offer. This is just a messy time Avenger's wise. Depending on how Peter reacts to Spider-Man being questioned, I could really be tied up. It doesn't matter that it's Peter in this case. I'd worry about any hero doing good being questioned by S.H.I.E.L.D. They're not exactly welcoming."
"Just keep it out of the lab with Harley and it'll be fine. I think you'll find it'll be easier to handle than you think." she smiled as she turned and left the lab.
Tony watched her go. He wasn't oblivious to what she was doing. Pepper didn't plan to just help Tony move on, she planned to replace all thoughts of Peter completely. It wasn't something Tony planned to do. If Tony had his way, he'd have both Peter and Harley in the lab with him. He had no doubt the two boys would get along.
Tony turned and looked at the designs on his desk. Maybe they'd even work a partners in the field. As much as Tony hated to admit it, Clint was at least right about the fact Deadpool had been extremely affectionate to Peter, and Peter hadn't brushed it off. Maybe, just maybe, Iron Lad could replace all thoughts of Deadpool in Peter's mind.
"Hey, Fri?"
"Yes Boss?"
"Call the good captain down here. We have a spider to bring in."
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Peter kissed May's forehead as he pulled the covers over her sleeping form. Despite the small incident, the day really had been great.
A smooth graduation, after party with his favorite people, and his two long time friends finally got engaged. Smiling, he shut the door to May's room and walked to his own. He paused as he took in his Spider-Man suit laid out on his bed with a note on top. Raising an eyebrow, he picked up the piece of paper.
'Go talk to Matty tomorrow. Tonight should be spent having fun! Go enjoy yourself, Baby Boy.'
Under the words was a small paw print.
Peter felt his cheeks heat up. He had fought a lot of villains over the years, but no one could make him doubt his no kill rule like Felicia Hardy. Still, it was a nice night. It would be a shame to not go out and enjoy it. Why shouldn't he swing through the city in celebration? Just a solitary night out. No real plans. Just Spider-Man, doing stuff, alone. Alone. Yes. Alone. Not expecting to run in to anyone because who does that? Who expects to run in to someone on a rooftop late at night? No one, that's who. No one expects it and no one looks for it. No. No one does that.
Peter pulled on the suit quickly, eager to get out to his night alone.
"Totally alone. Felicia said she had a party to attend with her mother so I know she won't be out. Matt's probably grilling Jessica so I doubt I'll see him. Yup, no one to run in to tonight for sure!"
An hour in to his night, he ran in to someone.
"Baby boy!"
Peter yelled as Wade dove off a roof, latching on to him as he swung by.
"Are you crazy?! What if you had missed me?" Peter scolded, touching down on the nearest roof. "You could have died!"
"Well now Petey-Pie-"
"Don't you 'Petey-Pie' me, Wade Wilson. I don't care if you come back. It doesn't mean it doesn't hurt, you ass."
Wade tilted his head to the side, studying the angry man in front of him. They stood there a while before Wade smiled wide behind his mask and dove on the smaller man.
"I knew you cared!" He cheered as he pulled Peter into a tight hug and spun him around. "My Petey-Pie, worried about me hurting myself!"
Peter sighed as Wade nuzzled his cheek. He slowly lifted his hands and hesitated on returning Wade's hug. Instead he used one hang to give an awkward pat on Wade's back.
"We've been working together a while, of course I wouldn't want you to get hurt. I don't want anyone I know to get hurt."
Wade just smiled wider before gasping and holding Peter out at arms length.
"How was graduation? I sent you a text!"
Peter was finding out more and more recently, just how nice having a mask was.
"It went really well. My Aunt had me a small party afterwards to celebrate. Two of my friend's got engaged at it."
"A party huh? That explains why I had to meet with the ever polite, Jessica Jones instead of Red."
"That also explains how you got my number." Peter nodded.
"To be fair Peter Pumpkin, we should have exchanged numbers long ago. What if you ever needed me? You'd have had no way of calling me! It's all fixed now though!" Wade smiled, pulling Peter back to him.
Peter realized he should remove himself from Wade's hold, but his body wouldn't follow his brain's advice. He heard Wade rambling on about how having each other's numbers was the best thing ever, and was going to make things easier since he was now who Wade would be reporting any findings to. The last comment made Peter pause.
"I, I thought you were contacting Jess directly?"
"She's no fun Baby Boy. So I traded her for you! You and I are gonna be meeting up a lot more, and not by dubious coincidence." Peter could make out Wade's eyebrow's wiggling.
"Wait. What do you mean 'dubious coincidence'?"
"Let's just say I have my own spider sense."
Peter stared up into the white's of the mask's eyes.
"Do, do you follow me?"
"Regularly." Wade replied proudly.
"Wow. I didn't actually expect you to answer honestly."
"I can't lie to you Petey!"
Peter chuckled at Wade's offended tone.
"I'll gladly take whatever you give me Spidey," Wade hesitated before continuing. "But, you've let me hold you longer than usual. I'm far from complaining though!"
Peter wanted to pull away. He had let Wade hold him a suspiciously long time. He wasn't sure he could brush it off, or if he even wanted to. With Wade's observation in the open, his inner crisis from the morning slammed in to him hard. His heart hammered in his chest. He could feel the hardness of Wade's muscles under his fingers. He could smell the uniqueness that was just Wade.
'Now I understand Felicia and Matt. How have I never noticed things like this before?'
Peter didn't realize his thoughts had him distracted till he felt Wade's grip tighten and test the waters of moving further down his back. It was a slow crawl but the destination was obvious. Peter's thoughts became hazy. He hadn't had time to process his bedroom floor revelation, and here he was wrapped up in the arms of his revelation subject. Was he letting things move to fast? Nothing had really happened. A line was slowly inching towards being crossed though. He had only just begun to acknowledge he may have been oblivious to his own feelings, but Wade had long accepted his own. He could let Wade hands continue. He could let them roam wherever they wanted. He'd be lying if the prospect didn't excite him a little.
His mind raced as it analyzed every interaction he had had with Wade wince meeting him. The beginning as enemies, the middle as friends, and as cliché as it sounded, it what heading to another step. He could clearly remember every time he got a little fonder of Wade. In every act of fondness, he could see where he was choosing to be in denial about possible other feelings. His growing affection for Wade wasn't Felicia's manipulation like he had hoped. No, she had been trying to make him see what was already there and progressing.
'Well, I can't give Matt grey hair any faster than this.'
Peter thought before he felt Wade's hands reach their goal of cupping his ass cheeks in each hand. He gasped as Wade yanked him closer. He made a pleased sound as Peter didn't pull away, but leaned into him. He flexed his fingers over the spandex covered backside and squeezed a tab bit harder.
Peter bit back a moan at the sensation of Wade's fingers and the fact that he wouldn't be coming back from this. He had let Wade get this far, and he wasn't sure he wouldn't let it go further. His fate was sealed as he couldn't deny the progression of their relationship any longer. He liked Wade. He liked him in more ways than a hero probably should like a mercenary anti-hero. He had left those feelings alone and buried though, and he was overwhelmed by their desire to break free.
'It's always been there. There is no "probably" to my gay awakening for Wade.'
His hands moved up, a small, nervous shake to them. He lifted the bottom of Wade's mask up to his nose. The mercenary looked like he wanted to protest until he watched as Peter lifted his own, folding it over the bridge of his nose. With agonizing slowness, he lifted up on his toes, his breath ghosting across Wade's lips. He froze for a minute before he went to move again.
As he went to press their lips together a loud bang had him jerking back and out of Wade's hold as a voice shouted in anger and slight pain.
"Shit!"
Running towards the noise, he looked over the side of the building to see Felicia sprawled out on the fire escape, face flaming as she looked up at Peter.
"Cat?!"
"Spider." She smiled, embarrassment all over her face.
"Are you kidding me?!" Wade sneered, looking down at the blonde.
"Will you look at the time!" She said, standing up quickly. "This cat has to get home for a nap! Bye!" Felicia yelled, making an exceptionally fast escape.
"Does everyone spy on me?" Peter grumbled.
"I can't believe she cock-blocked me!" Wade fumed before taking a deep breath and turning back to Peter. "She's gone now, so where were we?" He grinned, grabbing Peter by the hips and pulling him in. "I believe all my efforts at flirting were about to pay off?"
With the moment broken, Peter felt panic creep in. He was no longer in the headspace to handle this. He had only just just recently opened up to the fact he was actually attracted to Wade.
"I-I..." Peter stuttered.
Wade frowned, but didn't let Peter go.
"Why do I have the feeling I'm about to go home with a case of blue balls?"
Peter didn't know what to say. He didn't know what to do. Peter Parker was a poster child for awkward anxiety, especially when given the opportunity to overthink things. He wanted to continue, but he was loosing his nerve.
"I can turn you lose tonight Baby Boy, but I want a parting gift." His smile, while soothing, had an undertone of mischievousness.
Before Peter could respond, Wade squeezed and pinched both his ass cheeks. Peter yelped in surprise before pulling out of Wade's hold and diving off the side of the building, pulling his mask down before firing off a web and rushing home.
As Wade watched him leave, he growled at the presence behind him.
"Give me one reason why I shouldn't kill you."
"I just wanted to see him finally give in!" Felicia whined. "I didn't think I'd bust my ass on the fire escape!"
"I was so close!" Wade yelled, throwing his arms in the air.
"I know! Look, almost happened once, so next times the charm!"
"Not if you're following us around!"
Felicia huphed and crossed her arms.
"It's my hard work that brought him to his realization jackass."
"Yes. I owe you so much for a perfectly ruined moment. You're amazing." Wade deadpanned.
"If this is how you're going to repay my hard work you suck."
"I'm not having this talk with you. I'm mad, horny, and a good distance from my apartment."
"I'm not having sex with you. That's Peter's job." Felicia rolled her eyes.
"Not at the rate we're going! I can't believe my biggest supporter ruined everything!" Wade whined.
"Just be glad it was me and not Daredevil that found you. He tolerates you, but you groping his spider child might end that."
"Or make him like me more! If Petey likes me, Double D has too!"
"The fact you think that's how Peter and Daredevil's relationship works is astounding. He denies it, but the thought of Peter in a relationship gives him serious dad anxiety. Watch your ass Deadpool." Felicia smirked as she turned to leave.
"I'd rather it be Petey-Pie watching this fine piece of Canadian glory!"
Felicia's cackle carried on the wind as she left behind a very sexually frustrated Wade Wilson.