Trick or treat?
Bucky was surprised when he woke up sandwiched between Bea and Loki. He carefully nudged Bea. She smiled when she opened her eyes. “I see you two have an understanding?” He gestured to Loki who was wrapped around him softly snoring into his hair. “They seemed kinda lonely and lost and since you were already asleep I figured it would be fine. “You didn’t have a nightmare at all last night though. Normally you do a lot of shouting in your sleep.”
“That so? I hope I haven’t been keeping you up.” She shook her head “No no, I’ve dealt with my share of nightmares. My daddy had them after Korea and Sammy had them when he first got back after he lost Riley. Well since I’m up I guess it’s time for a pot of coffee. Loki sat up,still holding Bucky “Coffee sounds wonderful right now.” There was a knock at the bedroom door and then Thor stepped inside.
“I apologize for the intrusion I need to Speak with Loki. It is rather...urgent.” Loki rolled their eyes “Can you at least wait until I have had my coffee?” Thor looked nervous. “Well perhaps but not a moment sooner.” Bucky stood up and grabbed a shirt. “What’s got you spooked big guy? Don’t tell me all the halloween ghosts and goblins got to you?"
Thor pulled up a chair. "Not quite but your celebration is somewhat related." Loki sat down at the table with them while Bea fixed a pot of coffee and Bucky got mugs out. "Well what is it then?"
"Hela sent word a head she is coming to visit. She has been keeping an eye on us." Loki nodded as Thor continued. "Her letter says she wishes to speak to your suitor as it is her job as the eldest of the family." Bucky raised an eyebrow "you tellin me im 'bout to get the shovel talk from your sister Lokes?"
"It would appear so. Hela is not as nice as Thor or I. She is the goddess of death for a reason." He grinned "I've dealt with my share of those kind of sisters." Thor shook his head "She is a very persuasive person. She always gets what she wants." He smirked "so what does she want?" Loki was watching Thor carefully "she has requested that as your bonded brother the captain be her escort while she is here."
"Ok so Stece has to show her around how bad can it be?" Loki now looked nervous "my sister is a bit intense. If you get my drift."
"Yea and Stevie is a big boy. He doesn't let anyone manhandle him. I'm sure he will be fine. When does she arrive?" Thor pulled a piece of paper out. "She arrives at noon. I shall alert Steve that she has requested his presence. I shall see you all later." He bowed and left them. No sooner had he left a video call came in from Tony.
"Good morning, just wanted to let you all know Bea's house should be repaired and re-furnished in two weeks so hey you'll be home for Thanksgiving." She smiled "Thank you Anthony. I will let Sam and Gina know." He gave a quick salute and ended the call. "Well looks like you two will have to come over for Thanksgiving. The attic should have plenty of room for you two and Steve." Loki smiled "that sounds lovely Beatrice." Bucky smiled sadly. "Gonna miss havin' you around here mama bear." She wrapped him in a hug. "Well you always gave a room in my home and a spot in my bed but I'm sure Loki is more than up to the task of keeping you warm aren't you?"
"Of course."
Thor returned at 11:30 with Steve in tow. "Why does your death goddess sister want me?" Thor chuckled "Captain you have illuded death many times by the skin of your teeth. My sister does not like being cheated. If she cannot have you in death she will try other ways." He stopped "what do you mean other ways?" Bucky walked over and slapped his shoulder "he means you might get laid."
Steve was now deep red. "Was this you idea?" He pointed at Loki and Bea. "Not at all Captain. This was Hela's own idea. It is easy for her to travel between worlds right now and apparently she felt the need to give James the, what was it, the shovel talk?" Steve laughed "some things never change. Buck you still got protective siblings comin after ya." Bea snickered "I know anyone would come after him."
Loki began to laugh as Steve eventually got her meaning and turned even deeper red. "Sam must take after his father because I have never heard him talk like this." Bea walked over and pinched his butt. "I'm old and I have no need for a filter besides sugar bear, I think it's cute to watch your cheeks get all rosey. Does that blush go alllllllllll the way down?" She now had him backed against the counter. Buck, Loki,and Thor were laughing as he tried to handle Bea's playful advances with dignity.
They were quickly drawn to a figure appearing on the balcony. Thor and Loki quickly moved to open the door and let her in. "Sister It has been too long. How are things?" She smiled at Thor for a moment "I guess I can't complain." She looked over at Bucky. "So this is the one my sibling has currently bedded. Interesting specimen. Do you plan on bearing his child?"
Steve couldn't help but spit his drink. Bucky looked over at Loki "No. Kids were not part of the deal." Hela frowned. "Well sooner or later one of you needs an heir." Loki moved over towards Bucky. "Sister you are in no position to question our lack of heirs." She smiled. "Maybe with luck I will be in a position to fix that." She licked her lips and looked over at Steve who paled. "Um… ma'am I don't make it a habit to get in bed with someone I barely know."
"Well then we won't use a bed." Bucky was trying to control his laughter as Hela advanced on Steve. "I think Captain, you will find I can be the exception to many rules. Come, I would like to see your city. This New York seems to be quite regarded in your realm. Don't wait up for us." She took Steve's arm and marched him towards the door. "Ta-ta" She purred as she waved back at them.
"Is he gonna be alright?" Thor nodded "I'm sure Steven will be fine." Bucky looked at him skeptically. "You certain of that Thor?" He shifted nervously. "Perhaps you should keep an eye on her. Make sure to bring them back for the party later. We can keep an eye on them better." Thor nodded and left after them.
Bea shook her head. "Nice boy like Steve can't find himself anybody?" Bucky shrugged "Steve's always been a hard case in that department. Not much for the physical side of things. Ask Tasha she said he was Stiff as a board when she kissed him." Loki looked up from their book. "Did it ever occur to you that Steve is possibly on the asexual spectrum atleast? The man is built like a god, men and women both throw themselves at him and he simply ignores it. If it were Stark or even you wouldn't you entertain the option?"
Bucky was aware that there were so many new words for how people were oriented he just never really thought about the possibility of applying one to Steve. "Wow… I guess you could be right. I mean those phrases didn't exactly exist in our younger days. He could have told me." Loki put the book away "It is very likely he does not know it himself. Midgard is still so closed minded about identities that he may not have felt comfortable to explore. You would do well to talk with him privately perhaps?" Bea nodded "I'm sure Sam might be able to help. If you wanted him to that is." He smiled "Nah I think I'm equipped to handle that."