Chapter 2
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Sunday, June 30th, 2019
Wade and Peter just exchanged numbers for the first time. They had seen each others faces unmasked before but had never exchanged names until today. It's exciting.
9:36 pm
Peter: I can't believe we just did that. (He can't believe that they're texting via the Dead-mobile and his Spider-Man phone.)
9:40 pm
Wade: Uh...
9:42 pm
Peter: Mr. Stark is going to kill me. (Tony told him to stay away from Wade at all costs.)
9:43 pm
Wade: I doubt it. If anything, he's going to kill me. He's just going to be moderately disappointed in you.
9:43 pm
Peter: Shit. (Peter is going to be in so much trouble if Tony, Happy or the Avengers find out.)
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Monday, July 1st, 2019
Peter and Wade hangout for the first time outside of patrols.
1:02 am
Wade: Same time next week?
1:20 am
Peter: Might as well.
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Monday, July 8th, 2019
Wade convinces Peter to go to the taco festival with him.
9:32 am
Wade: That was too much fun. (Re: taco festival)
9:50 am
Peter: Glad you enjoyed yourself.
9:53 am
Wade: We neeeeed to do it again sometime.
9:54 am
Peter: I’m down.
9:55 am
Wade: Excellent.
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Later that day...
Monday, July 8th, 2019
3:34 pm
Wade: I think I nearly died again and went to heaven.
3:36 pm
Peter: ??
3:36 pm
Wade: I can’t stop thinking about you double fisting that meat. (Peter attempted to eat two large burritos at the same time. It was a dare. Totally worth it.)
3:37 pm
Wade: Your jaw practically unhinged itself. Are you sure that you were bitten by a spider?
3:37 pm
Wade: Cause I gotta say, snakes.
3:37 pm
Peter: Really Wade?
3:37 pm
Wade: :)
3:41 pm
Peter: It was rather awesome. Didn’t know they made them that big in Canada. (Said burritos came from a stand in Canada.)
3:45 pm
Wade: Everything is better in Canada baby.
3:46 pm
Peter: I think I’m going to be sore for days. (They had to do a lot of walking to get to all the stands. It was a huge festival. Peter should have worn better shoes.)
3:38 pm
Wade: Next time I’ll let you ride me back. (That should help. Wade is offering to carry Peter piggyback style.)
3:38 pm
Peter: Appreciated.
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Wade and Peter decide to make a habit of visiting various Mexican food stands.
Saturday, July 13th, 2019
9:59 pm
Peter: You ruined my favourite shirt. (Wade and Peter were eating burritos. Wade got sour cream.)
10:10 pm
Wade: I don’t compute.
10:17 pm
Peter: You got your disgusting white sauce all over it. (Peter got cheeky about Wade making a mess. Wade retaliated by wiping his hands on Peter’s shirt.)
10:18 pm
Wade: Oops. Sorry? (He's not sorry.)
10:18 pm
Peter: Next time you better get napkins.(Peter didn't mind.)
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Sunday, July 21st, 2019
Peter and Wade are conversing after going separate ways.
They just had a pretty brutal patrol. The patrol and go out for food every weekend. It's a thing now. Although they usually leave the patrolling to the weekdays and food for the weekends. Exceptions are made for superhero and food emergencies.
11:30 pm
Wade: I don’t think I’m going to walk straight for a week. (Wade gets badly injured by a bunch of baddies while on patrol with Peter.)
11:35 pm
Peter: I’m not surprised.
11:37 pm
Wade: You are seriously awesome. (Wade is referencing how Peter didn’t panic and kicked their butts.)
11:37 pm
Peter: Duh.
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Saturday, July 27th, 2019
Wade has managed to come down with some sort of superhero flu. He has to cancel his plans with Peter.
4:20 pm
Wade: I love you. (Peter left Wade surprise tacos at his door with a note about eating more.)
4:21 pm
Peter: Same. (Peter does love himself.)
4:42 pm
Wade: Dick.
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Saturday, August 10th, 2019
Peter and Wade team-up with the Avengers on the Friday.
10:01 pm
Peter: I think you broke my back. (Peter was forced to carry Wade after he got injured on a mission.)
10:01 pm
Wade: ;)
10:01 pm
Peter: I’m serious.
10:03 pm
Wade: No I’m Sirius. (Wade like Harry Potter.)
10:04 pm
Peter: Dickhead.
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Friday, August 16th, 2019
Wade wants to know what Peter's food preferences are for that evening.
9:05 am
Wade: Tacos or chimichangas?
9:10 am
Peter: Is that supposed to be a euphemism for something?
9:11 am
Peter: I’m gonna say both. Just to be safe.
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Sunday, August 18th, 2019
Wade is still making fun of Peter for freaking out about the sour cream and dirty shirt incident.
2:30 pm
Peter: If you send me another dirty picture I am going to scream. (Wade had just send a bunch of pictures of his hands covered in burrito sauce.)
2:30 pm
Wade: Tell me more.
2:32 pm
Peter: You're ridiculous. I'm going to come over and teach you some manners. (Peter plans to teach Wade social etiquette and proper food hygiene.)
2:33 pm
Wade: Yes please.
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Sunday, September 1st, 2019
Wade and Peter decide to celebrate to go to a Harry Potter event in the city. It is the day the Hogwarts Express leaves, after all.
9:30 am
Wade: Are you ready yet? (Peter's running late again.)
9:33 am
Peter: Be ready in five.
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Monday, September 2nd, 2019
8:57 am
Peter: I’ve never had a more glorious experience. (Peter enjoyed the event.)
9:15 am
Wade: I told you that if was life changing. (Wade is always right about Harry Potter.)
9:20 am
Peter: I can’t believe I’ve got so long without. (Peter can't believe he's never gone to a Harry Potter event before.)
9:40 am
Wade: What can I say? I’m magic baby. (Wade's hilarious.)
9:43 am
Peter: Fuck that was great.
9:50 am
Wade: Nobody’s gonna believe that you just swore.
9:51 am
Wade: I don’t know if I should be proud or go into hiding from Captain America and Iron Man. (Wade is semi-worried that they'll blame him for Peter's language.)
9:55 am
Peter: I doubt they’d kill you.
9:56 am
Peter: Much.
9:58 am
Peter: :)
9:59 am
Wade: Good thing I’m immortal baby boy.
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Friday, September 20th, 2019
Wade wants Peter to dress up as Deadpool for a cosplay competition.
10:00 am
Peter: If you expect me to wear this, you will be sorely disappointed.
10:05 am
Wade: Please. For you?
10:06 am
Peter: Ugh fine.
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Saturday, September 29th, 2019
Peter and Wade get into a fight. Peter calls him hard to be around. Wade agrees. Peter say that he didn’t mean it. Wade goes on a spiral and runs off. Peter is concerned.
4:50 am
Wade: I’m hard.
4:55 am
Peter: Obviously I’ve managed to cope so far.
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Sunday, September 30th, 2019
2:00 am
Peter: That thing you did with your tongue was ridiculous. (Wade was attempting to make shapes with his tongue and couldn’t.)
3:00 am
Wade: You’re one to talk. (Peter had joined him.)
3:30 am
Peter: Well I’m naturally talented so. (Peter is a pro.)
3:33 am
Wade: Omg. Tell me more. How do you know this?
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Thursday, August 3rd, 2019
They're pretty much hanging out all the time now.
10:30 pm
Wade: Want to Netflix and food?
10:36 pm
Peter: Golden Girls?
10:36 pm
Wade: Duh.
10:37 pm
Peter: I want pizza. No more tacos. I’m going to get fat.
10:40 pm
Wade: Awh Spidey. I’d love you anyways.