Characters
Recombinant Lyle Wainfleet, Miles "Spider" Socorro, Jake Sully, Lo'ak te Suli Tsyeyk'itan, Tuktirey te Suli Neytiri'ite, Kiri te Suli Kireysi'ite, Tonowari (Avatar - Cameron), Aonung (Avatar - Cameron), Tsireya (Avatar - Cameron), Sully Family (Avatar - Cameron), Rotxo (Avatar - Cameron), Miles "Spider" Socorro & Sully Family, Miles Quaritch & Miles "Spider" Socorro, Recombinant Character(s) & Miles "Spider" Socorro, Miles "Spider" Socorro & Lo'ak te Suli Tsyeyk'itan, Miles "Spider" Socorro & Neteyam te Suli Tsyeyk'itan, Miles Quaritch, Recombinant "Z-Dog" Zdinarsk
Tags
Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
Friends to Lovers
Father-Son Relationship
Headcanon
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Español | Spanish
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Underage Drinking
Underage Smoking
Alternate Universe - Human
I Don't Even Know
Sorry Not Sorry
Mild Smut
Adopted Sibling Relationship
Boys Being Boys
World Travel
This is just dumb stuff I don't want to lose so yeah
Summary
Básicamente lo que dice el título.I write in Spanish, maybe I'll add a translation too.
Junk food
April 20, 2025 at 07:51 AM
A veces Jake se pone a quejarse de lo mucho que extraña la comida chatarra de la Tierra y ni siquiera se da cuenta se las miradas extrañas que le da su familia hasta que alguien, generalmente Lo'ak, lo interrumpe. "Pa...¿qué carajos es una hamburguesa?" — Y Jake pasa la siguiente hora tratando de describir el sabor exacto de una McDouble con extra ketchup.
Sometimes Jake starts complaining about how much he misses Earth junk food and doesn't even notice the strange looks his family gives him until someone, usually Lo'ak, interrupts him.
"Dad...what the fuck is a hamburger?" — And Jake spends the next hour trying to describe the exact taste of a McDouble with extra ketchup.