Happy little accident

“H-how?”“What do you mean, ‘how’ dumbass? Were those Captain America Sex-Ed videos that terrible. Okay I guess when the pen-”“No- No, I know what we did. But, I-I don’t know, how did-I mean we were careful, I thought, we can’t- what?”“Look, Peter, I can take care of it if you need me to, I’ll like to go to the clinic tomorrow, but calm down so we can talk about this like rational people.”“So y-you’re really pregnant, then?”"Yup. I'm apparently pregnant."