Alien dinner

Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies) Tokyo Ghoul
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Alien dinner
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Summary
Peter was born on earth, a small Terran boy who only got to spend 8 of his years learning the ways of his ancestors. In those years he learned two things. One, he wasn't human he was a ghoul. Two, cassette players are awesome, also outlaws are badass (but that's beside the point). When he was abducted by an actual intergalactic space ship ran by outlaws he learned another two things. One, When aliens threaten to eat you they're not being serious and you shouldn't eat them in retaliation. Two, being a ravager, outlaw, half-ghoul that travels space in search of treasure, women, and the finest of alien meats is considerably better than any outlaw he could imagine on earth.-Or, Peter Quill is a half-ghoul half-god in space. Hijinx and angst happen.
Note
Do you get the title, It's a pun! Cause alien can mean different, and his dinners are defiantly different AND he eats dinners in space making it alien AND AND he eats aliens for dinner making it an alien dinner!! GENIUS, I KNOW (I do not actually think this is clever, I'm truly ashamed of my self for this) YOU SHOULD BE IMPRESS BY LINGUAL TRICKERY! -DISCLAIMER-I haven't watched Tokyo ghoul in a while, I've had the idea rattling around for a while, and when I found luki's version I just had to try it myself. None of the Tokyo Ghoul characters are in it, cause they probably won't ever go to earth.Also, Quill has the Ukaku type kagune, cause that's my favorite, and because of the that Quill is going to be thinner and stuff (like how the wiki describes Ukaku type user should be) Peter is probably going to be younger looking (like 24 or something)Thanks for reading the disclaimer :)
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Vol. 8

His fear for Gamora’s safety grew as they made it into the cafeteria. People throwing food and screaming at her, looking over Peter completely. Gamora took the abuse without so much as a flinch, walking as if nothing was happening at all, saying vaguely eerie things about what ‘the future holds’. It didn’t dissuade the growing uncertainty Peter was feeling.

 

He turned back to look where he was walking. Trying to shake himself out of the haze, of both emotion and drugs, and was met with a huge alien staring him down. Peter had met this type of alien before. Strong, tough, bitter. Hard to take down, harder to eat. The guy chuckled (He wouldn’t be chuckling if he knew that Peter was thinking of ways to tenderize him), running a hand down Peter’s face and catching a finger on the strap of the muzzle. 

 

He pulled it. 

 

Peter tried to flinch, grab the hand, say something. React. All he managed to do was stumble and nearly fall, the world swirling as he lost his sense of up and down.

 

“Looks like the cannibals been tamed-”  Before he could finish his sentence, and before Peter finally lost his failing footing, a line of tree branches reached past him. Both stabilizing Peter and digging into the alien's nose. Pulling the man off the ground and into the air, him screaming the whole time.

 

Rocket sauntered in front the display. Arrogant and without even a modicum of doubt, started proclaiming to the prison who exactly was in charge. Ending it with the alien falling to the ground, blood flowing out of his nose and crying. They stepped by him once they were finished, continuing to their cell like nothing had happened.

 

Peter followed them, stepping over the guy as he went. Memorizing his face for a moment. The second the muzzle was off, this was the person he was going after first. Tough flesh or not.



Turns out the cells in this place were equally inhumane, a giant shared room where everyone slept together in a huddle on the floor. Peter couldn’t bring himself to care, he was feeling tired. More tired than he felt in a long time. The drug sapped away all of his energy just as it formed, while it simultaneously kept him from getting what made the energy in the first place. So Peter just plopped down and went to sleep.

 

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