Another fucking texting fic
Beter: neither of you are allowed to do what I know you are gonna do
Ted: whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Micky Japes: Is that you trying to give me an order, Parker?
Beter: no ma’am just a helpful instruction that if you do not follow I will cry :(
Micky Japes: :)
Micky Japes: Too bad loser. Have fun!
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ACA DEC CHAT
Michelle added Peter
Michelle added Ned
Michelle added Eugene
Michelle added Abe
Michelle added Cindy
Michelle added Betty
Michelle added Charles
Michelle added Sally
Michelle changed Michelle’s name to God
Michelle changed Ned’s name to Nerd
Michelle changed Peter’s name to Loser
Michelle changed Eugene’s name to Bitch
Michelle changed Abe’s name to Bodied
Michelle changed Cindy’s name to Stars
Michelle changed Betty’s name to Baker
Michelle changed Charles’s name to Beheader
Michelle changed Sally’s name to Mand
God: Don’t ask because I don’t have answers
Loser: is it literally your job to do everything I tell u not to do?
Bitch: why cant I change my name
God: Your sins must be repayed
Bitch: ew why u gotta be a creepy bitch
Loser: stfu MJ is a better person than you will ever be. Does she flaunt herself at everyone and put others down to bring herself up? No. you do. You are the embodiment of a fucking asshole and I have put up with you treating me like shit but I won’t let you do it to anyone else.
Mand: go off peter!
Mand: also my name???
Stars: damn peter yesssss also same
God: that was sweet <
Nerd: one day we will get the full thing
Beheader: flash been real silent since peter spilled the tea
Bitch: theres no tea he was just being a bitch like the bitch he is
God: sure. Are you sure you being a dick is just compensating for something you don’t have? Like the ability to be a decent fucking human being?
Beheader: I see the reason for Michelles name now
Stars: so many people been telling flash his place damn whos turn is it
Nerd: mine! Flash u have treated peter like shit for the last time. This chat has history so have fun trying to stay alive
Nerd has added mr bucky barnes winter soldier sir man and actual princess
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