- Hunter spends the first month holding the baby out at arms length in disgust
- “Fitz your spawn is crying again”
- then one night fitz is fully just passed out/upset about jemma so hunter just picks her up and she stops crying and he’s secretly sad nobody saw
- (Fitz saw, and took lots of photos)
- sometimes hunter sees the baby pull a certain face and he just sighs because “god she looks like her mother when she does that”
- Hunter will absolutely, unequivocally, undoubtedly never change a nappy
- ......until some time when fitz isn’t there and he does it and kinda doesn’t even mind because he’s surprised by how good at it he is
- “Hey fitz do you reckon i’m basically her second father now?”
“no”
- the baby’s first eye roll is directed at hunter. he’s super proud, fitz just groans because oh god she’s just like simmons, she’ll be saying “ugh fitz” sometime soon
- on one bad day, Hunter tries to make the prosciutto and mozzarella sandwiches for fitz. he nearly burnt the kitchen down. the next time he just ordered takeaway
- when jemma comes back, hunter gives her a strict schedule of the baby’s nap time and feeding times. jemma can’t decide whether to cry or punch him
- “Lance Hunter if my daughters first word is Fuck i’m gonna murder you”