[ peteruwu created a group chat]
[peteruwu named it helldudes™]
[peteruwu added imnatalie, greenboi, irondad, americass, eagleeye, birdie, mrhammer and broski]
peteruwu: hey guys!!! :)))
peteruwu: welcome to the official avengers gc hehe
irondad: peter
irondad: why
mrhammer: Wow, Son of Stark! What an interesting way to communicate with everyone at the same time!
eagleeye: ok but why am i eagleeye
peteruwu: because hawkeye was overrated
birdie: my name sucks. change it, spiderling
irdondad: excuse me what did you just call him
birdie: uhh i heard you call him spiderling before
irondad: yeah only i caN CALL HIM THAT
peteruwu: mr stark it's okay-
[irondad changed birdie's name to birdpoop]
birdpoop: you're an a hole stark
americass: Language!
eagleeye: ahahah america's username- i- i cant holy fuck
americas: Peter, why is my username so explicit?
peteruwu: um
imnatalie: welcome to the gen-z, steve.
eagleeye: youre not even natalie-
imnatalie: and?
peteruwu: the "and?" holds so much power omg
greenboi: guys it's 3 am please go to sleep
irondad: sleep is for the weak bitch
eagleeye: kinda agreeing with steelman with that one
irondad: who you calling steelman bih
greenboi: okay maybe i am weak. i'm going to sleep good night fellas
peteruwu: that's funny cuz mr doctor hulk banner is probably the strongest of all of us
irondad: you wanna say that again kid
americass: We are all strong in our own unique ways.
eagleye: "wE aRe aLL sTrOnG iN oUr oWn uNiQuE wAys" bahahhaha ok boomer
birdpoop: ok but who is "broski"
broski: um. hi
eagleeye: who the f are you
americass: That is Bucky. Do not talk to him in that way.
birdpoop: awwww what a protective boyfriend <3
irondad: please stop im cringing so hard
peteruwuw: but mr stark!!! he is an overprotective boyfriend!!! <333
eagleeye: awwwwww
broski : shut the f up
[broski has left the chat]
americass: Bucky!
[americasss has left the chat]
peteruwu: what a dramatic departure
imnatalie: indeed.
mrhammer: I am sorry for the lack of texts. I am talking to my brother, Loki, the God of Mischief.
peteruwu: omg mr loki
[peteruwu added mrloki to the chat]
[mrloki left the chat]
peteruwu: oh
[imnatalie added mrloki to the chat]
imnatalie: leave and you're dead
mrloki: i am indeed scared of your threat so i'll stay
imnatalie: good.
peteruwu: yay!
greenboi: i can't believe you guys are still awake
irondad: well, we are. deal with it, greenboi
greendoi: peter please change my username
peteruwu: ok mr doctor bruce hulk banner sir
[peteruwu changed greenboi's name to greenhulk]
greenhulk: i- okay
eagleeye: i want my name to be changed too
peteruwu: no
irondad: no
imnatalie: no
birdpoop: no
eagleeye: i hate you guys