Take Your Shot Blowjob Style
“Ladies and gentlemen,” said a very calm but sensual voice, “welcome to Quicksilver’s weekly drag extravaganza show! Tonight you’ll see some of Marvel City’s best drag performers. Now, in case you don’t know the rules of drag, here they are: tip your queens, cheer for your queens, and take as many photos and video as you can of your queens. Preferably with flash. and some of these bitches are ugly so the blurrier the better.”
Peter took his phone out, ready for the show to begin, though he still couldn’t help but keep glancing back at the attractive blond man, who also had his phone out.
“Alright, let’s do a test cheer,” continued the disembodied voice coming from the speakers. “Is everyone excited for the show to start?” The audience cheered. “Mmm, no, we’re gonna have to do better than that. I said, IS EVERYONE EXCITED FOR THE SHOW TO START?” The crowd cheered once again as loud as they could. “Much better. Alright! Let’s get this show on the road! Our first performer is none other than...myself. Your weekly host, the best of the best, so get your dollars and cameras out and welcome to the stage...The Incredible Hulk!”
Everyone cheered, including the blond man, who was pointing his camera to one of the doors to the side of the stage and had a dollar in the other hand. A queen with massive green hair and a very pudgy body exited through the door as some music started to play. Peter could tell she was a very masculine man underneath the makeup and the clothes, but the makeup was so well done, and the dress so curvy that Peter almost believed he was a real woman. Or maybe she was one of the trans women Scott had talked about who were also drag queens.
The performance was amazing. The Incredible Hulk lip synced to Attitude by Leikeli47 really well and did a few splits as well as this move that looked dangerous where she fell on her back with one leg bent behind her and the other one up in the air. Peter was surprised by everything she was doing. When she came around to the audience, Scott, Hope, and Carol all gave her a dollar and Peter scrambled into his wallet to get one out as well. She walked up to him still lip syncing to the song, sensually caressed his face and took the dollar. Peter was awestruck.
He turned his head a little in embarrassment and looked straight into the eyes of the blond man who was smiling at him endearingly. Peter had to turn his head in embarrassment again.
As soon as The Incredible Hulk’s song finished, everyone cheered and she bowed for everyone. She walked back to the door she had come out of and her voice was heard over the speakers again as she began to announce the next performer. Peter got out his wallet and counted his dollars. He didn’t think he had enough for every queen, so he decided to give a dollar to the queens who he thought gave his favorite performance. Of course, he thought they all did great and so he quickly ran out of dollars.
After a performance from a drag king, who Peter was upset he couldn’t give a dollar to, The Incredible Hulk came back out and announced that they were at their halfway point and they would be taking a break. “However, as we do at all our halfway points, we’ll be bringing up some lucky people onstage to give out a free shot. So, who wants a shot?” People here and there cheered and the Incredible Hulk went around the bar picking people to go up onstage. One of them was the blond man who Peter went right back to admiring.
“Alright, I need one more,” Hulk said into her mic. Immediately, Scott, Hope, and Carol all started yelling and pointing at Peter before he could realize what was happening. Hulk walked over to him and held out her hand. “You want a free shot, cutie?” Hulk asked him with a smile.
“Oh...uh...sure…” He took Hulk’s hand as she led him up to the stage with the other people she had picked. He hadn’t wanted to go up onstage but he knew his friends would not let him get away and probably wouldn’t let it go if he’d denied Hulk. Besides, it was a free shot. It’s not like he was going to be forced to do anything embarrassing.
“Alright, Clint, get those shots ready for me please,” Hulk said to the bartender. “Let’s come over here and get started with you, handsome.” She walked over to the blond man and put her arm around him. “So, tell the audience, you name, your age, and if you’re a top or a bottom.”
The blond man chuckled but spoke into the microphone with a very clear and confident voice. “I’m Steve, I’m twenty-eight, and...no comment.”
Some people in the audience cheered. “Hmm, bottom,” Hulk said, taking the microphone back. “And I should know. We used to live together back in our college days. Steve and I go a long way back and it’s been a while since I’ve seen him, so...glad you’re back buddy.”
“Glad I’m back too,” Steve said.
“Hope you stick around,” Hulk replied and then gave him a big hug.
Peter smiled at this exchange between them and wondered if in ten years he and his friends would still be friends. He looked over at them and saw Scott was subtly playing with his fake ID while giving him an urgent look. Peter wondered why, but then Hulk walked over to him.
“And now, this adorable little twink over here,” Hulk said. “Name, age, and top or bottom?”
Peter got a little nervous and laughed into the microphone. Scott was still giving him an urgent look and raised his ID up a little higher. Peter finally got it. “Oh, I’m Peter. I’m uh...twenty-one, and uh...I’m not sure yet.”
“Ooh, are you a virgin, Peter?” Hulk asked.
He laughed nervously but didn’t say anything. He could feel himself starting to blush.
“Oh, it’s okay. I was a virgin for a very long time, wasn’t I, Steve?”
“You’re still not?” Steve yelled back at her.
Hulk gave him a glare and stuck her tongue out at him. “I’m just fucking with you, Peter. It’s no one’s fucking business but your own if you’re a virgin or not and there’s nothing wrong with being a virgin…or being a cumslut like Steve.” She stuck her tongue out at the man again.
Peter laughed along but still felt like he was flushed. Luckily, Hulk moved on to the other people on stage and talked to them. Clint the bartender soon came out with a shot of tequila for each of them and placed them on the floor in front of them.
“So here’s how it goes,” Hulk said. “You’re all going to get on your knees, put your hands behind your back, and take your shot blowjob style. Ready, set, go!”
Peter did as he was told, but was barely able to get his whole mouth around the shot glass. He picked it up, but he knew he wasn’t going to be able to hold the liquid in at the same time. He used his hand to hold the glass up and drink it. He turned to look at everyone else and saw that Steve had no problem drinking his shot with just his mouth. Peter thought it was hot.
“See, ladies and gentlemen? This is how you do it,” Hulk said as he motioned to Steve. “And my friend Steve here is newly single so if any of you boys are looking for a hot piece of ass...so is he.” Steve shook his head with a smile on his face. “What? It’s free advertising.”
Peter then gave the shot glass back to Clint the bartender and Hulk told them all to get off her fucking stage so that the show could go on. Peter went back to his seat as his friends cheered for him. He was glad he had decided to come out with them.
After the show finished, Carol reminded them all that they still had to take a train back towards campus before the last one departed for the night. Otherwise they’d have to take an Uber back and that would be more expensive, or wait until 4am until the train started running again. They hurried out and got to the train right on time. They all talked about the experience and how fun it was. They were the only ones on the train at that time so they didn’t have to be quiet about it either. Peter thanked Scott for reminding him about the fake ID and that he was supposed to be pretending he was three years older. He would have been more embarrassed if he had said he was eighteen and gotten kicked out of the bar.
When they got to Carol and Hope’s place, Scott and Peter said goodbye and then began walking back to their dorm.
“So you’re a virgin, huh?” Scott teased.
“I…” Peter began to blush again.
Scott laughed but said, “I’m just messing with you. I was a virgin until a few months ago. It was only the one time and it was probably because it was prom. I got lucky I guess. The girl didn’t even talk to me afterwards.”
“I’m sorry,” Peter replied. “That sucks.”
“I mean, it’s probably for the best,” Scott said. “We’re both at different colleges and it’s not like we were in love or anything. And the sex was awkward. I felt like I only finished because otherwise it wouldn’t have been worth it.”
They were silent for a second.
“But you know what, Petey?”
“What?”
“You should save your virginity for someone special. Someone who really makes you feel loved. Don’t just give it away to anyone. ‘Cause you only get the one.”
Peter smiled at him. “I’ll try.” He didn’t know if Scott was drunk rambling or trying to have a heartfelt moment, but Peter kept those words in his head. To him, he figured he would get at least three virginities. One of which he’d already lost. Oral virginity. Anal virginity. And vaginal virginity. And even with those he figured he’d have double the opportunity as he wanted to experience being both a top and a bottom. And he’d yet to have sucked a dick or eaten a girl out. He had so many virginities to get rid of, he didn’t even know if he’d ever be able to consider himself not a virgin in at least one way.