Lyric Prank
THERE IS NO STONY IN THIS !
I SHIP WINTERFALCON
AND PEPPERONY
AND NATASHABRUCE
IDK ABOUT STEVE THOUGH
The song peter us using is called Sans Stronger than you.
Natasha and Peter
Peter : I just want to let you know I 'm lyric pranking the avengers
Natasha : Alright.
Natasha : I'll be on a mission rn .
Peter : Bye !
Peter has disconnected
Avengers group chat
Peter : Its a beatiful day outside
Clint : wtf u on
wanda : its literally raining
Peter : Birds are singing flowers are blooming
Sam : yeah clint stfu
Clint : idk wat he talkin about
Sam : litteraly you sing in the bath
Peter : On days like these kids like you ...
Wanda : should be playing mario kart
Tony : wth is mario kart
Sam : 👀
Peter : SHOULD BE BURNING IN HELL !!!...
Bucky : your kid is awesome stark
Tony : pete wtf
Vision : Mr Parker what seems to be the issue ?
Peter : Turn around kid it's be a crime,
Wanda : did someone commit murder ??!!
Bucky : i did loads of times
Wanda : anyone except bucky
Clint : I was mind controlled to
Wanda : I give up
Peter : If I had to go back on the promise, I made for you...
Steve : what promise ?
Tony : the one where he promised me not to hack another suit
Bruce : wjat !!??
Peter : so don't step over that line
Vision : There is no line
Wanda : invisible ink
Peter : or else friend you're gonna have a bad time
Tony : I can five anyone a good time if they want ?😏
Wanda : Ew
Steve : No
Peter : But kids like you don't play by the rules
Wanda : I told you I didn't fucking cheat in monoply
Clint : Profanity !
Tony : [language.mp4]
Peter : And guys like me
Sam : are spider - man
Bucky : you mean spider-boy
Peter : It aint easy to be fooled
Tony : hmmmmmm sure sure
Wanda : I sold you fake magic beans
Peter : so let the room get chiller
Bucky : I turned on the ac for the whole tower
Clint : And I turned it off because im getting hypothermia !
Peter : so lets go dirty brother killer
Clint : I 'm sorry Wanda...
Tony : PETER !
Wanda : it is fine.
Peter : Go ahead and try to hit me if you're able
Tony : Pete we won't ever hit you
Steve : I agree with you for once
Sam : same
Peter : guess you figured out, That my mercys if the table
Bucky : Is he going to start to kill the villains now...?
Sam : probally
Wanda : :(
Tony : Pete...
Peter : i can tell you're really sick of trying
Bucky : That's how I felt when I came out of cyro freeze
Steve : we are going to be having a talk after wards
Peter : But I think you're just mad because you keep dying!
Wanda : ...
Tony : Peter.
Clint : wtf
Sam : !!!
Peter : you're not gonna win we'll be here together!
Steve : is Peter the villain now
Tony : Tower is on lock down
Clint : why ?
Tony : don't underestimate Peter
Peter : Fighting in this judgement haul forever !
Wanda : someone go wait in the haul way
Tony : I will
Steve : No let me
Tony : stfu steve i am going by my self
Peter : I know you'd reset each time I beat ya
Tony : what the hell is a reset
Wanda : ???
Clint : idk and idc
Peter : But I'll always be right here to meet you.
Bucky : is he saying that he is immortal
Loki : No he can 't be
Clint : loki is this your doing
Loki : It isnt you insignifucant mewling pig .
Peter : I know you're made ooof , looooovvve , looove
Wanda : isn't that a good thing ?
Steve : It is, Wanda.
Peter : I know you're made ooof , looooovvve , looove
Clint : he's repeating it
Tony : WOW ! It's not like i already Saw that Captain Obvious !
Peter : I know you're made ooof , looooovvve , looove
Bucky : !??!
Clint : ??
Wanda : are we talking with ? and ! now
Peter : This is where it stops
Tony : our hero career ?
Steve : no
Clint : welp im going back to shield bye.
Wanda : noooooooo !
Peter : this is where it ends
Clint : definetely going back to shield
Wanda : dad no !
Clint : damnit i can't go back now ...
Wanda : 👍
Peter : If you want to get past me you'd better try again l
Tony : sorry if I hurt you kid ...
Clint : dont worry you wouldnt have hurt him on purpose
Tony : :)
Clint : :)
Peter : No matter how much I stall you
Tony : wait hes doing WHAT ??!!
Wanda : crap
Steve : avengers get ready in your rooms and wait for the enemy
Tony : >:(
Steve : I mean the victim
Tony : :)
Peter : you dont give up your attack
Tony : I could do this all day.
Steve : HeY , you stole my line !
Bucky : 😂😂😂
Sam : 👌👌👌
Peter : Do you just like the feeling of your sins crawling up your back
Tony : ...
Steve : ...
Wanda : ...
Vision : ...
Bucky : ...
Sam : ...
Clint has disconnected
Clint has joined the chat
Clint : I'm sorry
Steve : Its not your fault its loki's
Loki : Correction if I may , Its Thanos' and Odin's fault , not mine .
Steve : see its not even loki's fault but two other weirdos.
Clint : :) but isnt Odin thors dad
Steve :
Loki : :) peasants
Peter : Go ahead and try to hit me if you're able
Wanda : shit the fight started
Steve : !!!
Peter : You should know by now by mercy's of the table .
Steve : what's happening Wanda m
Wanda : idfk i'm in my covers
Steve : but you told me -
Wanda : i Predicted they were fighting
Peter : Think you can spare me like I'm some pawn ?
Steve : you're not a pawn Peter .
Steve : and Please don't kill Tony.
Clint : Need backup ?
Peter : But you didn't spare My brother
Sam : wth tony
Tony : for goodness sake i didnt kill anyone
Tony : And Peter's not even here
Bucky : yet
Peter : so get DUNKED ON
Wanda : Peter Nooooo!
Bucky : My guns are ready
Bucky : I 'll fire at anything that comes through my door
Steve : Bucky NO !
Sam : bucky stfu and kay down im cold
Bucky : fine
Steve :
Tony : 😂😂😂
Peter : I know you've made all my friends disappear
Tony : I didnt kill no children
Tony : and you have friends
Steve : now is not the time tony
Tony : whatever americas ass
Peter : But every thing they cared about is why I'm here
Clint : did somebody steal your suit and kill Peters friends
Tony :
Tony : shit
Peter : I am their MERCY , I am their VENGEANCE
Steve : Veangeance ...
Tony : Vengeance for Michelle and Mercy for Ned ...
Clint : ???
Tony : Peter's friends
Peter : I am determination
Wanda : I know you're made ooof , Looooovvve , looove
Peter : I know you're made ooof , looooovvve , looove
Wanda : I know you're made ooof , Looooovvve , looove
Peter : But I think I'm stronger than you
Peter : Pranked you guys !
Wanda : I feel so dumb for not realising it earlier
Tony :
Tony : This is Friday , Boss has suffered from a mild heart attack
Peter : crap
Peter : gtg bye !
Peter has disconnected
Clint :
Bucky :
Sam :
Sam : wtf -
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