Chapter 11
Later that evening in the penthouse of the tower Blade Runner played on the enormous wall mounted cinematic TV. Ned and MJ sat on one couch, whilst on the other Peter laid with his back resting on Harley and his legs and feet across Tony’s lap. The southerner had his arms around the spiderling, and pepper was curled into Stark on the other side. Simply basking in the comfort and love after a particularly stressful day for all.
Moments later, the phones of the three Midtown-High students all dinged in unison
Group chat – Turner Takedown and Flash Falls
*Betty added Peter, MJ, Ned, and Abe*
Betty – Someone add Harley, I obviously don’t have him but I need that man’s sass in my life
*MJ added Harley*
Abe – whooo!
Harley – what’s up my dudes, it’s Wednesday.
Ned - …It’s Friday?
MJ – Goddamn Leeds, why are you like this?
Harley – Step the fuck up, Kyle
MJ – Also….
*MJ sent a photo* (a sneaky picture of Peter lying against Harley, whilst Harley hugs him)
MJ – two bros, chilling on a couch, zero feet apart, cause they’re so gay
Peter – Ah fuck. I can’t believe you’ve done this.
Abe – What are thooosssseeeeeee?
Harley – Gaaaaayyyyyyyysssssssss
Peter – Hey, I’m lesbian
MJ – I thought you were American?
*Peter changed their name to Peter with a B*
Abe – Where’s the B?
Peter with a B – There’s a bee?!?
*Harley changed their name to Harley, 17, never fucking learned how to read*
*MJ changed their name to More like hurricane MJ*
*Abe changed their name to What the fuck is up, Abe*
*Ned changed their name to Ned is that a weed?*
Betty – I leave you lot alone for 2 minutes! Seriously?
*Betty changed their name to Ms Betty? She fuckin’ dead*
Ms Betty? She fuckin’ dead – I started this to speak about Flash on the bus back to school, and taking Mr Turner to the school board, but honestly, I don’t know why I expected any different
What the fuck is up, Abe – awh shit I already forgot about that – Peter, do you think Mr Stark would give a statement to the school board?
Peter with a B - he said he doesn’t do that sort of stuff, sorry
More like Hurricane MJ – Bitch you didn’t even ask him?????
Harley, 17, never fucking learned how to read – why you lie, bro?
Peter with a B – cause it’s awkward and you guys don’t need to go to all this hassle
More like hurricane MJ – ask him, or I will loser
Peter with a B – later?
Ned is that a weed? – Noooowwwwwwww
Peter with a B – UGH
Peter with a B – He said yes. You happy now?
*More like hurricane MJ sent a video* (The video shows peter leaning against Harley with his feet resting on Tony’s lap as the elder is watching the TV off camera)
“Hey, Mr Stark?”
“Kid, I basically told your whole class today that you were my son, when you going to drop the ‘Mr Stark’”
“I… uh…uhm”
“Spit it out underoos”
“well some of the people from my class want to go to the school board about Mr Turner, and well, they were wondering if you would be able to give them a statement if it was needed”
“So first you move into my tower, then you use me as your foot stool, and now you want me to give a statement for you? Bold moves”
*peter becomes uncomfortable and goes to move his feet off of his mentor, before the man puts a hand on his ankle to stop him*
“I’m joking kid, whatever you need to take that man down, I’m there.”
Peter with a B – Honestly MJ, you’re a bigger traitor that F.R.I.D.A.Y.
Ms Betty? She fuckin’ dead – oh my god, I can’t believe I just witnessed that
What the fuck is up, Abe? – is that shit for real? Y’all just sit and watch movies with Tony Fucking Stark?
Ms Betty? She fuckin’ dead – Peter has his feet on Tony Fucking Stark
Harley, 17, never fucking learned how to read – I’m pretty sure his middle name is ‘Edward’
What the fuck is up, Abe? – Tony Fucking Edward Stark
Ned is that a weed? – It’s honestly fucking insane
Peter with a B – Ned you think everything is insane
More like hurricane MJ – Honestly Ned, the fact you haven’t had a fucking aneurism yet is the only thing more surprising than the fact Parker hasn’t given Stark a heart attack yet.
Ms Betty? She fuckin’ dead – How would Peter have given him a heart attack?
More like hurricane MJ – He exploded a lab
Harley, 17, never fucking learned how to read – he sits in the dark sometimes, meaning when someone turns the light on he’s just …. There
Ned is that a weed? –He’s ended up in medbay almost more times than everyone else put together