Two faced BITC-
“And this is the R and D labs, might wanna stay out of there. And this is-”
“Um, Pepper dear could I ask you a few questions about things other than the tour?”
“Of course Mrs.Stark, what did you have in mind?”
“Maria’s fine dear and, I was just wondering, and I hope this isn’t too personal, but do you and Tony have like, a thing?” Maria managed, blushing immediately
“ Tony is my fiancé”
“Oh, that’s wonderful congrats! Howard never believed Tony would settle down but I always knew he’d grow up to be a wonderful young man”
“Yes, Tony has grown a lot since his wilder days”
“Well dear, why so formal? We’re family now, aren’t we? Come on let’s sit down, tell me what’s happened over the years, I saw a child his name was Peter I think, that looked a lot like Tony do you have a son?”
“I suppose your right, and heavens no I mean not that I don’t want to eventually but Peter isn’t ours, biologically ” she added on as an afterthought
And that’s all it took for the two women to launch into a friendly conversation about everything and nothing( but mostly about the blackmail Pepper had of Tony and Peter being absolutely precious which she was more than delighted to show Maria. You know maybe this is all gonna be okay
Well, Howard in the other room was not okay. Nope, 100% questioning absolutely everything he’s ever done since Tony had been born. He thought his brain might’ve gone into overload with all the information he was processing
Suddenly there was a crash from the kitchen Pepper and Maria looked at each other confused but rushed to the source of the crash. It seemed everyone had the same concerns because when the two women arrived almost everyone was there as well, excluding of course Peter and Tony who were, at the moment, blissfully unaware of the world outside, the scene that awaited them however was, Interesting to say the least. Food taken out of the fridge and placed everywhere , utensils and dishes were splayed all across the room, almost, almost as if the intruder wished for their presence to be known but, who would do that? Before any of them had time to ponder the exact intentions of this unknown being a loud thump was heard followed by lots of commotion, No other than Loki himself stood in front of them with a smirk on his face carrying an unconscious Bucky by the leg. “Bye-bye loves, see you soon” he drawled before disappearing, seemingly into thin air. They all stood frozen for a minute before Steve broke the silence
“That two-faced BITC-”