Game night
A few weeks has passed since the Hargreeves had landed on the soil of Tony's earth, and he still didnt know very much about them.
Game night was a must-do at least once a month, and they usually played a game of monopoly that ended up with Clint in ER. However, this time, Tony decided a nice game of Never Have I Ever would be a good icebreaker. Without drinks, though. Part of it was because they were too young, and part was because he didn't want Klaus to relapse. He had gotten the boy a therapist- he had gotten them all a therapist, bit this one was the one he himself had used when trying to get clean.
When they were all in the living room with little "I have" signs, Tony spoke, "So, you all know how to play?" He addressed the Hargreeves', who all nodded. "Right, let's get started. I'll go first, never have I ever got with a girl," Himself, Clint, Nat, Maria, Bucky, Thor, Diego, Klaus, Vanya and Wanda all raised the signs.
Diego looked at his sister, "Huh. Didn't know you swung that way, sis." Vanya just shrugged innocently, but Tony swore Wanda had gone pink.
"Right, Nat next."
"Never have I ever gotten blackout drunk." She, Clint, Bucky, Tony, Stephen, Bruce, Maria, Wanda, Klaus and- surprisingly- Vanya all raised signs. They all looked at the three kids.
"It was my birthday, I was sad." Was all Wanda said.
"Eh, not really surprised, are you?" Klaus smirked, giving the others a sideways glance.
"I joined Klaus a few times," Vanya explained. Klaus, who had been slumped in his chair, sat up, "Did you??"
"Yes, you were never sober, though." Vanya rolled her eyes.
"Clint, your next."
"Right. Never have I ever... jumped off a building," he held up his own sign, so did Nat and Peter.
"For a mission, right?" Peter said and he raised his sign.
"Yes. Maria, your turn."
"Never have I ever been kissed by a total stranger," she raised her sign, so did the rest of the women as well as Tony, Steve and Thor.
"Stories," Clint said with a grin.
"I worked undercover as a stripper." Nat shrugged
"He was drunk. We were at a bar." Maria explained
"After a mission when we were 13," Allison shuddered.
"He said he was my brother and greeted me very... physically," Vanya supplied.
"The Hydra guards were horny," Wanda said with a disgusted look. Everyone looked at her with looks of sympathy.
"Drunk. Party." Was all Tony said.
"Um... someone kissed me in a photo," Thor was looked slightly confused.
"Capsicle?"
"Uh," Steve had gone red, "Well-"
He was interrupted by Bucky, "Bahahahah, was that- that time?" He looked at his boyfriend, who nodded sheepishly. "Pre-serum, we were at a fair and this woman thought Steve was her six year old son. He was sixteen." They all burst out laughing.
"Bruce, your go," Tony wiped tears of laughter from his face.
"Never have I ever, um, come into and ability," he held up his card, along with Steve, Vanya, Stephen and Wanda.
"Stephen, you go"
"Never have I ever been stabbed," he held up his card along with Diego, Peter and Nat. "Stories," Tony demanded.
"My dad," Diego said, "when he was teaching me my abilities, he would throw knives at me to redirect. I missed quite a lot."
"Uh, I was mugged a few times, and there were a few times on patrol," Peter explained.
"Mission," was all Nat said.
"Eh, all this stuff with The Dark One. I had to get surgery from my ex while I projected my consciousness into something visual."
"Awkward. Thor, you go," Tony put his arm round his boyfriend.
"Never have I ever... nearly been killed by my brother," he raised his card along with Vanya, Diego and Luther. "Explain..." Tony told the Hargreeves.
"Diego," Luther said
"Klaus," Diego shrugged
"Luther," Vanya gave him a look
"Remind me to invest in family therapy," Tony muttered, "Bucky?"
"Never have I ever... been in the army," He, Steve and Klaus raised there cards. They all gave Klais questioning looks, which he waved off, "Long story."
"Okay. Stevie-boy? Your go."
"Never have I ever missed years while the rest of the world carried on," He, Bucky, Wanda, Peter and Maria raised their cards.
"Lame question Cap. Peter, your go."
"Never have I ever... had a building fall in top of me," he, Nat, Wanda and Bucky raised there cards.
"Nice. Still not over that. Wanda, your go."
"Never have I ever been under mind control," she, Bucky and Clint raised their cards.
"Wow. More therapy needed, me thinks." Tony grinned, "Klaus?"
"Right. Bever have I ever... had a dead brother." All the Hargreeves- except Ben, being the dead brother- and Wanda raised them. "Ouch," Wanda gave a small chuckle.
"Never have I ever... stolen from my father," Diego grinned as he was joined in raising their cards by Klaus, Ben and Tony.
"Never have I ever woken up forgetting where I was," Luther said. He,l and Bucky raised their signs
"Never have I had a rocky breakup," Allison sighed, raising her card with Tony, Stephen and Nat. "Tell," Steve chimed in.
"Divorce is always messy," Tony shrugged, remembering his first marriage with a very powerful women name Ana. (A/N Ana isnt real, not any version of Pepper, dont worry, we dont stan Pepper hate here.)
"Same," Stephen smiled lightly.
"He found out about my powers and tried to use me. I loved him so I did but people found out and things got messy," Allison shuddered at the memory.
"Never have I ever been dead," Ben said. He, Wanda, Peter, Bucky and Maria raised their cards.
"Never have I ever time traveled," Five spoke. Him, Nat, Clint, Tony, Thor and Bruce raised their cards.
"Never have I ever been lied to my whole life," Vanya said. She, Thor, Wanda and Five raised their cards.
They had cleaned, and the kids had gone to bed, and the adults were in the living room.
"Well, those kids need therapy," Nat laughed.
"Did anyone else know about Wanda and Vanya?" Tony spoke up.
Clint sat up, spilling his drink all over Bucky, who spluttered angrily. "Wanda and Vanya??"
"I thought you were a trained assassin, Clint."
"Yes but- even Nat didn't," he was cut off by a shrug from Nat, " you KNEW?!"
"Seriously, Clint."
"I- You- Wanda- What?"
"Oh come on, Clint, let 'em live," Nat laughed.
Clint huffed angrily and stormed off to his room.
There was a moment of silence before they all burst out laughing.