Cinema
"uh hey Beatrice, check it out"
Beatrice and Boobhead were sitting on the musty red couch, in the middle of their filth-ridden sitting room. They had MTV on blast as they were participating in one of their favorite activities, completely dissing whatever singer or band was on MTV this time. This time however Boobhead had noticed something much more important on the television
"What, Boobhead, what...Tell me!!"
"Uh settle down Beatrice, look its Brad Pitt"
Sure enough, currently, a trailer for fight club was currently on the faded television showing Brad Pitt punching someone in the face.
Beatrice's eyes were fixated on the tv as she twirled a blonde curl around her finger and muttered "Oh isn't he dreamy"
"Dreamy? That's a very wuss-like thing of you to say, Beatrice... maybe you should start hanging around with Cassandra, you can meet up and have tea parties together, oh and-"
"Hey shut up, he is dreamy"
"Uh ok, whatever you say" was said by Boobhead, in a tone lathered with sarcasm
Beatrice suddenly got up from the couch and started shaking her fists "Hey you know what, we should uh go to the cinema and see this film. If Brad Pitt looks so good on our tiny television screen, imagine how good he'll look on the huge cinema screen"
Boobhead looked up from the tv, at her companion's face...She had to admit Brad was quite good-looking, in fact, she wouldn't mind doing it with him at all.
"Ok Beatrice, let's do that, but you can't say Brad looks dreamy in the cinema or we'll look like wussies"
"Oh yeah yeah, sorry I never even thought about that"
"heh, you're dumb" Boobhead turned off the television as she stood up from the couch
"hey wait a second, do you have any money?"
"Uh no, we'll just sneak in, like as we always do dumbass"
"oh heh yeah yeah"
*
Beatrice and Boobhead stood outside the movie theater, Beatrice was about to go inside when Boobhead stopped her.
"Hey look, it's Todd"
Sure enough, Todd was standing at the side of the cinema with a cigarette hanging off his lip, and a girl hanging off his arm.
"Yeah yeah" Beatrice muttered "So what, we see him all the time" The truth was, Beatrice hated Todd. He was always horrible to them and for some reason, Boobhead didn't care and would always go on about how cool he was.
Beatrice concisely lifted a hand to the back of her hair while she remembered a few weeks ago when Todd threw a wad of chewing gum in her hair and Boobhead had to hack at her hair with a pair of scissors to get the gum out. Her hair hadn't felt the same since.
Snapping out of it Beatrice looked to her side and noticed Boobhead seemed to be advancing over to Todd. Beatrice grabbed Boobhead and pulled her to the side, much to Boobheads annoyance.
"Hey huh what are you doing buttknocker?"
"Me? more like what are you doing?"
"Going to talk to todd dumbass"
"Yeah I know that, but why?"
"Uhhh, causes he's cool?"
Beatrice touched the back of her hair again "Come on, he's not really that cool, besides I wanna watch this movie with you... just the two of us"
"Heh.. you want to spend time with me, that's uh gay...lesbo."
"No it's not, cut it out bunghole"
As they started to fight with each other, Beatrice got pushed against a door. "Hey look it's the back door to the cinema, let's watch that film"
Beatrice and Boobhead started to laugh as they sunk in through the door, talking about how cool it was going to be to see Brad Pitt on the big screen.
*
Following the crowd of well-dressed people leaving the cinema, Beatrice and Boobhead trailed along at that back.
"Hey Beatrice, that film kinda sucked"
"Uh yeah I guess your right, Edward Norton was cool though"
"Uhh, Edward Norton? I thought you wanted to see this film cause of Brad Pitt?"
"Well yeah but I prefer Edward Norton now"
Boobhead slightly sighed they started to walk home "Well Brad is gonna be all mine then"
"oh really, well Edwards gonna be all mine, and he's much cooler"
As Beatrice and Boobhead walked home, their mindless bicker continued until they got home and sat on the couch, to continue to watch the finest of MTV.