Crowbars And Spiderwebs
"You know, that pickup line was pretty bad." You recognise that voice right away. It's Spider-Man.
You take advantage of your attacker's surprise and manage to elbow him in the stomach and scramble over to pick the crowbar.
"Like, dude I have better pick up lines than that! And I'm single- W-WOAH-!" He dodges as a fist comes cruising at his face You smack the kid in the leg, watching him crumble to the ground.
"Oh, you fucking asshole." Jacob stands up, shakily, glaring at the two of you.
"You kiss your mother, with that mouth?!" Spider-Man raises his wrist and shoots a web at Jacob before going around and webbing up the other five.
You pant between breaths, with a smirk painted on your face.
"No...t- not so- nice n..now are we?" You let out a wheeze and drop the crowbar feeling the adrenaline leave your body. You start to stumble but he catches you. Right, the spider person is here.
"Hey?? You okay?!" You hear the worry in his voice.
"Yeah yeah, I'm fine I can hold myself up." You brush him off and adjust your jacket, trembling a little.
"B-But...aren't you a damsel in distress..? I- I mean-" He stammers.
"Yes and no- but I think I can handle myself." You laugh at his awkwardness. "But thank you."
"No problem! Just your friendly neigh-"
"-bourhood Spider-Man?" You finish him smirking.
If he was smiling you couldn't tell but he sounded happy.
"You a fan?"
"I mean yeah, JJJ is the only person who hates you...He's one sip of McDonald's sprite from the coffin." You joke, rubbing your side.
"Oh!! Your hurt ohmygod- do you need a lift?" He rushes over.
"I'm fiiiine. I'm kinda afraid of heights, but if you can, you can walk me home. Just promise you won't stalk me." You wag your finger at him.
"Of course, you have a promise from Spider-Man himself."