Gandalf was fucked in the ass his asshole fucking ripped and his spine broke from thanos's back fucking cock, now our story continues...
I woke up and my pussy was drenched. I look at the clock, shit, it was 7 am, fuck shit motherfucking fuck shit fucked up shit fuck fuck fuck!!! I'm about to miss school asf. let me put on my OOTD. *puts it on* "wow I look good" as you walk down the bus stop. You rode to school on the bus stop. when you got to school, you were fucking strangled by a bitch, but u be at that ho's ass and showed her what was really good. Then you walked to class because you're not like other girls.
When you walked to class you accidentally sat on a hammer and it went up ur ass. as it so happens, you had a nail that needed hammering in ur asshole so the hammer hammered it and then u had basically a piercing in your uterus! now you had a nail in your uterus.
when you walked away from class you noticed Henry Cavill walking through the halls of your high school halls. Wow I said, I. fucking wish I could take just one tiny sip from those big fucking pep nips.
then, out of the blue, he came up to me and said "barbie" please suck my nipples and so you did. You sucked every last drop of milk from that man and he was sure as hell pleased asf.
"hey, what's ur name?" he said
"barbie" you say.
'barbie you should come to my place and we'll have some dinner"
"u-um-um-um-uh-ug-ugh-uh-uh-um-umm" you say flushed with emabarazzment.
"haha" he smirks " dont worry baby I already know the answer to that question" he unsheathes your nipple from its bra prison and flicked it and walked away with his number written on his ass so that you could call him much, much later.
later that night when I got home I fucking fucked my self to the sound of jacksepcticeye's fingernails. damn.
you went too go take a shit and all of the sudden while youre sitting not he toilet a hand comes up from the toilet and fists you so immediately "ah" you moan, so the hand twists itself a little "mmph" you say so the hand starts thrusting itself up ur asshole and then it crawls out and enters ur mouth and makes u suck the shit off of its fingers. each time the hand did this, it got even more fast and vigorous like Martha Stewart.
I woke up and received a call from my mother Angela merkle. she said she had some business to in Germany and that I would have to suck off the toes of her mannequins while she was gone. you know what fuck her. she never takes me to Italy anyway and I never go anywhere I wanna go when I'm already with her you shout and you scream and I cry so I FUCKING GOT OFF THE PLANE AND SO WHAT YOU FUCKER??????
milkies milkies milkies I just want fucking milks yes I do you used to groan in the back seat of the hot air ballon. Today was a new day, today you were gonna go to your job at Human Resources where all the resources you use are human and your were gonna make bank deadass.
so I got myself and told some homeless man I was Paris Hilton. then, next, I had some fun at the club on my way to work!! I felt nice. now I'm at work. Henry cavil came up to me and literally pulled down my pants and took his big British chibre and stuck it in my ASS. FUCK. I said. damn
the end