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A collection of Darcyland drabbles written as part of game night sprints/drabble races on the Darcyverse Discord. 99% of these are taserbones because I have a problem, but a few are gen/non-pairing. Assume Darcy x Brock pairing for each drabble unless otherwise noted in the chapter title. Titles are the prompts. Any chapter-specific content warnings (if any) will be in an author's note at the beginning of a chapter.
Vortex
April 30, 2025 at 01:50 AM
“Nooooo, c’mon, you can’t leave! I’ll freeze without you!” Channeling her inner octopus, Darcy clings to her only source of warmth.
…A source which promptly tries to disentangle himself. “I have to go to the gym, Babe.”
“But it’s cold!”
He huffs out breath, torn between affection and exasperation, and reminds her, “Sweetheart, you’re always cold.”
“But it’s legit cold this time. Even that weirdly-always-nearly-in-tears weatherman from the local news says so.”
Secret agent training comes in handy, and Brock manages to break free of Darcy’s grasp, pins the blanket on either side of her down so she can’t re-attach herself. “That’s why we have central heating.”
“But polarvortex!”