Chapter 4
Cw: #bkdk TV interview, confessions, insecure Dk, fluff
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"Welcome to Mighty Questions!!! This night we are welcoming none other than the Wonder Duo!!! Come in, Pro-hero Deku and Pro-hero Dynamight!!" the host announces, and the audience roars in excitement when said heroes enter the set.
"Hello everyone!", Deku smiles shyly.
"Hey, extras," Katsuki says with a scowl on his face. His hands remain on his pockets.
"As you all know, today we are going to make five random questions to these heroes. Dynamight will have to answer the questions regarding Deku and viceversa. The Wonder Duo will have to write their answer on the white boards we have given them within the span of two minutes. If the answer is right, they advance to the next level.
If the answer is wrong, their hero partner will be able to smash a cake on the other's face live on Japan's TV," the host explains.
"So far, no one has been able to avoid the cake smash. Will these heroes be the exception? Let's discover it right away. Are you guys ready?" the host asks the Wonder Duo.
"We are!" Izuku answers cheerfully, taking a stool a few meters away from Katsuki's.
"Shoot, we came here to win," the blond smirks.
"As a reminder to anyone who is watching us from home, these big guys won't be able to lie since my quirk allows me to detect when someone tells me the truth or not. That clarified, let's continue," the host chatters.
Alright. Question #1: "What is the origin of each other's childhood nicknames?"
The heroes start writing on the boards with their blue markers and when the two minutes alarm tickles both reveal their answers:
Bk: "Couldn't spell my name right."
Dk: "He couldn't read my name properly."
"CORRECT!!!" the host hollers, a ding-ding-ding sound echoes in the set.
Katsuki and Izuku look at each other and nod, victorious. The audience is awed and finds the display adorable.
Question #2: "Which one is your partner's favorite color?"
"Are you freaking serious? So damn easy!" Katsuki slightly mocks and Deku giggles. Their boards have the following answers:
Bk: Red
Dk: Green
"...CORRECT!!!" the host screams and the audience applauds.
Considering that you guys live together... Question #3: "What is your partner's weirdest habit while sleeping?"
The heroes groan inwardly, but they are decided to win.
Bk: Floating around the house (Katsuki rolls his eyes affectionately)
Dk: Nothing weird, just snores loudly (Deku shrugs)
"CORRECT!" the host is impressed.
The audience laughs out loud.
There's no doubt that many memes will be born from this juicy information.
Okay, this one is definitely more difficult. Question #4: Which one is your partner's favorite All Might figurine?"
After the alarm sounds, the heroes show their boards:
Bk: Silver Age
Dk: Bronze Age
"CORRECT!!!!!!" the host is stupefied. "Everyone, they are such nerds!!! Will Deku and Dynamight become the first winners of Mighty Questions???!" he shouts and the audience roars.
"NOW, THE LAST ONE THAT WILL DEFINE EVERYTHING IN THIS GAME," the sounds of anticipating drums can be heard. Question #5: Who is your partner's crush?"
The host realizes two things: Dynamight is blushing intensely while Deku's face becomes pale. Huh? Interesting reactions.
Dynamight has his answer immediately while it seems that Deku is struggling to write. It's not until the last ten seconds that the greenette puts whatever came to his mind.
When it comes to revealing the answers, everyone is in utter silence:
Bk: Me...
Dk: Anyone but me...
"D-Dynamight answer's is correct, b-but Deku's answer is not necessarily false... My quirk tells me that he truly doesn't know who Dynamight's crush is," the host mumbles.
"Are you fucking serious, shitty nerd?", Katsuki is pissed. Out of nowhere, he takes one of the five cakes that were at his disposal and smashes it directly into Deku's face.
The host and the audience are in shock.
Deku brushes away the meringue. He is weirdly crestfallen.
"I-I'm sorry Kacchan... I'm sorry for ruining this, I truly don't know who is the one you love," Deku tries to justify himself.
"We could have had the best fucking confession of the entire world and you just ruined it, idiot!" Katsuki screamed before holding the collar of Deku's shirt and licking a wet stripe of cake icing from Deku's freckled cheek.
Dynamight and Deku are a flustered mess.
"K-K-Kacchan???!!!" Izuku must be dreaming.
"It's you, Izuku. It has always been you!" Katsuki confesses and places his hands possessively on Deku's fat ass to pull him towards himself and capture his lips in a sinful televised kiss.
They brazenly start making out in front of everyone until the host coughs a bit enough to distract them.
Katsuki is loving the way Deku is reacting to his ministrations and can't wait to take him home and finally make all his fantasies come true.
"Fucking marry me already," Katsuki growls.
"Kacchan! We are not even boyfriends yet, we first have to..." Izuku tries.
"Everyone!" Katsuki hollers, wrapping an arm on Izuku's waist. "This nerd is off limits, ya hear me? He is mine!"
Izuku almost faints from the hurricane of emotions that have invaded him within the last two minutes.
"So, what's your answer?!" Katsuki pressures.
"Yes, Kacchan. I'll marry you!" Izuku beams and Katsuki carries him on his arms, spinning together around the set in happiness.
"Did ya’ hear that, extras???" Katsuki questions them proudly.
The Wonder Duo might have lost Mighty Questions, but they won something infinitely better.