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Hunter C-20 is at a bar. 

“Isn’t that the hostage?” Peter questioned.

Hunter C-20: We could do potato skins or buffalo fingers... 

Sylvie: Or we could eat somewhere else. 

“Why can’t anything just make sense?” Clint sighed.

Hunter C-20: Why do you hate this place? 

Sylvie: I don't hate it, I fear it. Do you know how many times the health department has closed this place down? 

Hunter C-20: Well, the drinks seem fine. Mmm... Oh, God! Ah, brain freeze! 

Sylvie: You know what brain freeze is, don't you? 

“No, I don’t know what a brain freeze is,” Tony sassed.

Hunter C-20: Here we go. 

Sylvie: It's when you sip something so cold... 

Hunter C-20: Brain freeze associated with coldness... Got it. 

Sylvie: Wait, I'm being serious. So, it permeates the roof of your mouth and it freezes the synapses in your brain. So, your memories are literally frozen in place. 

“No it does not do that,” Vision said.

“No shit,” Tony responded.

Hunter C-20: That is absolutely not true.

Sylvie: It is! Okay. Try it. Whatever you're thinking about will get frozen in place. I'm gonna ask you a question, and you won't be able to answer until the synapses have melted. 

Hunter C-20: Challenge accepted. She quickly drinks most of her drink. Okay, ask. 

Sylvie: How many people are guarding the Time-Keepers? 

“Didn’t she say she doesn’t want to take over the TVA?” Steve asked.

“Doesn’t mean she doesn’t want to meet the Time Keepers,” Nat replied.

Hunter C-20: I'm sorry, what? Sylvie smiles and we jump to nighttime. 

“Ok, that was weird,” Peter said to himself.

Sylvie: Hey, how long have we been best friends? 

“Wouldn’t exactly call you friends,” Clint pointed out.

Hunter C-20: Too long. 

Sylvie: Seriously, you know you can tell me anything, right? 

Hunter C-20: Of course. 

Sylvie: Why won't you tell me how many people are guarding the Time-Keepers? 

Hunter C-20: Oh, well, there's... She comes to some sort of realization.This place, I... I remember, I know this place. 

This caused everyone to be confused again. 

Hunter C-20: But I don't know you. 

Sylvie: It's okay. You're just tired. We see that Sylvie is using her magic on Hunter C-20 in Roxxcart. 

“Can Loki do that?” Wanda asked.

“Nope,” Clint responded, “and thank god he can’t.”

“Loki is a god,” Peter joked.

“That’s not what I meant,” Clint deadpanned. 

Hunter C-20: Yeah. I'm probably just tired. 

Sylvie: How do I find the elevators?

Hunter C-20: They're gold. Sylvie stops the enchantment. She sees Loki and the TVA approaching Roxxcart on one of the monitors. 

Alarms are blaring at the TVA as agents are moving quickly. 

Sylvie comes out of the portal she opened. 

“She created a diversion, smart,” Nat said. 

She walks through the hall and then tries to enchant one of the agents. The agent tries to prune her but she takes the staff and uses it to prune him. The rest of the agents in the hallway try to fight her, but she quickly defeats them as well. 

“She’s pretty good,” Sam pointed out.

Loki comes out of the portal and takes the daggers out of one of the lockers. 

“He's gonna get his ass kicked again,” Tony said.

He walks down the hallway to find Sylvie. 

Sylvie gets to the golden elevators and defeats the guards. 

“Why are there only two guards?” Peter questioned.

“They underestimate their enemies, that’s why,” Nat said.

Loki arrives and flips his daggers to catch her attention. 

Loki: A few questions. 

Sylvie: Have you really got nothing else better to do? 

Some people snorted.

Loki: Rude. Are you sure you're a Loki? 

Sylvie: You're in my way. 

Loki: You are my way. They start to fight. 

Loki: I thought perhaps we could work together. Sylvie kicks him away.

“I think she disagrees,” Clint said.

Loki: But now I see you lack vision. She walks towards the elevators and he follows. 

Loki: So, either you'll come willingly... Or you won't. Either way, that's how I get to the Time-Keepers. 

Sylvie: Oh, God. Shut up! 

“Imagine telling yourself to shut up,” Tony joked.

“I wish you would sometimes,” Nat sassed. 

They continue their fight. 

Renslayer: Hey! Sylvie pulls Loki forward and puts her sword to his neck. 

Sylvie: Come any closer and I'll kill him. 

Renslayer: Go for it. 

“Wow she really doesn’t care,” Sam said. 

Loki pulls the TemPad out and opens a door. Just as Renslayer tries to prune them, they fall through the time door.Sylvie gets up first and tries to grab the TemPad, but Loki pulls her back. 

Sylvie: Get off my leg! 

Some more laughing. 

Loki grabs the TemPad, but she smashes his head into a table and takes the TemPad from him. 

Sylvie: Goodbye, Variant. She tries to open a door, but the TemPad is out of battery.

Sylvie: It's not working. 

“Wait, then how are they going to get out of there?” Steve questioned. 

Loki gets up and Sylvie tries to hit him with her sword. He teleports behind her and pushes her to the side. 

“Teleportation, yet another power that Thor never cared to mention,” Nat said to herself. 

He then grabs the TemPad. 

Sylvie: Just give it back to me. You don't even know how to recharge it. 

Loki: Of course I do. You're not the only tech savvy Loki. 

Sylvie: Don't ever call me that. 

Loki: Tech savvy? 

Sylvie: No, a Loki. 

“But she is a Loki,” Vision said in confusion.

She tries to take the TemPad from him but he makes it disappear. 

Sylvie: So you're just fully a magician then? 

Loki: Fine. For my next trick… He takes out two daggers. 

Loki: I'll make you disappear. Sylvie grabs her sword and moves to attack Loki when a meteorite flies in through the ceiling. 

Loki: Is that one of your powers? 

Sylvie: Where did you send us?

“I would like to know that as well,” Tony said.

They are on Lamentis-1 in 2077, where a planet is falling apart and crashing onto the surface. 

Sylvie: You idiot! This is Lamentis 1.

Loki: I don't know what that means!  Another meteorite lands near them. 

Sylvie: The moon that planet is about to crash into and destroy. They start to run. Of all of the apocalypses saved on that TemPad, this is the worst! No one makes it off here! 

“How inconvenient,” Vision said.

Sylvie: Watch out! Sylvie pulls Loki back before he can be hit. 

Loki: I'm sorry, madam. Didn't have time to scan the brochure. By the way, I thought you wanted me dead. 

Sylvie: I don't know where you hid that TemPad, but if you blow up, it blows up, and then I end up blown up. There! She points to a mining shack that they run towards. 

Loki: So we're a team now?

Sylvie: Oh, God, no! 

Some people snorted. 

Loki: Get down! 

Sylvie: Didn't need your help! 

Loki: You're so weird! They get inside the mining shack. Sylvie walks towards Loki and tries to enchant him. 

“Awkward…” Ned said.

Loki: What are you doing? 

Sylvie: What are you doing? 

Loki: You trying to enchant me? It won't work. 

“And why not?” Wanda questioned.

Sylvie: Why? Because you're a magician? She walks away. 

Loki: No, because my mind is too strong. 

“What’s that supposed to mean?” Tony asked.

Sylvie turns back around with her sword pointed at Loki. 

Sylvie: Fine!  Loki takes out his daggers again. 

Loki: Look. Are we really about to do this here? Again? 

Sylvie: Well what do you propose instead?

Loki: I don't know. A truce? Listen, neither of us is getting off this rock if we can't turn that TemPad on. 

Sylvie: Where do you have it hidden? 

Loki: In my heart. 

Sylvie: Well, then, I'll cut it out.

“Wonderful start to your truce,” Clint said.

Loki: Nice. Very droll. Lovely. Okay, yes, I do have the TemPad, but I'm not gonna get very far if you keep trying to kill me. 

Sylvie: Well you're full of it because you need me to get that recharged. That's the only reason you saved me out there. 

Loki: Maybe. Yeah. I mean, sure. That too. Or we could slaughter each other here in this abandoned mining shack. What do you say? 

Sylvie: Good for me.The plan you interrupted was years in the making. Years! 

Loki: Okay, got it. 

Sylvie: And as soon as I turn that TemPad back on, I'm going straight back to the TVA to finish what I started. 

“I think you already missed your window,” Nat said. 

Loki: Good. 

Sylvie: I'll kill you then. 

Loki: Or I'll kill you. Sylvie walks towards the door.

Loki: Where're you going? 

Sylvie: There's power somewhere on this moon. We just need enough to travel through inter-dimensional time and space. Loki follows her out. 

Loki: So, what's the plan? 

Sylvie: There's a town near here. And can you shut up? Just because I have to work with you doesn't mean I wanna hear your voice. 

Loki: All right, well... Slow down, Variant. 

Sylvie: What part of imminent death confuses you? And don't call me "Variant." 

“So are we finally going to get a name?” Clint asked. 

Loki: I'm sorry, but I'm not calling some faded photocopy of me "Loki." 

Sylvie: Good. 'Cause that's not who I am anymore. I'm Sylvie now. 

“Nice name,” Wanda said.

Loki: You changed your name. Brilliant. 

Sylvie: It's called an alias. 

Loki: It's not very Loki-like. 

Sylvie: Yeah? What exactly makes a Loki a Loki? 

Loki: Independence, authority, style. 

Sylvie: So, naturally you went to work for the boring, oppressive time police. 

Cue some more laughing.

Loki: I don't work for them. I'm a consultant. 

Sylvie: You don't know what you want. 

Loki: Oh, yeah? What about you? Your years-in-the-making plan was to tear the place down, create the ultimate power vacuum, and then just walk away. I'd never have done that. 

Sylvie: Yeah? Well, I'm not you. Can we get on with this now?