Chapter 9
N/A: So, Zaorva is taking a stroll on Domino city just for lols.
The commune is, by lack of a better word, too fresh, too young for the next step. It´s on baby steps as the leader is surveilling carefully. The said leader has many forms, as the members of the commune will gladly say if you have the stomach to ask, figuratively speaking.
Kitty is tilting her head as the younglings are giving their first steps. Grinning wide as everything is going according to her own plan.
"Mother of all," one of her children says.
Kitty coos as she kindles embraces the child. "Yes, little one?"
"Can we have milk now?"
Kitty blinks and looks up to the sky. The starry sky stares back at her, Zaorva now smiles back at the child. "That type of milk is still too far away from you, little one,"
"Oh, still?"
"Yes, still"
"Then, can we have normal milk?" the child asked and now Kitty is pondering with her wide eyes.
"Oh, we don´t have normal milk...hum, that can be arranged," Kitty promised.
"Do you need to do this? Can´t you, huh, just create milk?" one of the elders asked Kitty, in their mind, this is a simple request.
"Why yes, but you see," Kitty looks up to the last reporter and detective in her vines. "I´m rather tired of people nosing on my commune, you know, so many investigators keeping saying "I heard the call of Zaorva", Kitty quotes with her fingers, "and making annoying questions, so, I can buy milk from one of your neighbors"
"Oh, that sounds logical, but, which neighbors will you pick?"
"Domino city,"
If Kitty answers that with a smile, now her face is offering confusion and amusement.
"Let me get this straight if I want to buy normal milk," Kitty speaks not bothering to correct her line in regards to normal milk, "I need to have a deck?" one her eyes is semi-closed and the other is too open, it´s possible to see veins.
If you come a bit closer you can see the beginning of the universe.
Seto Kaiba is not one to dwell for the universe or introspection, his reason is rather simplest. Win, and if you ask Zaorva that´s hilarious.
"If you want to buy milk, you need to get a dek and win 3 rounds on the tournament," Seto Kaiba explains as if this is not strange at all.
"And if I don´t enter in this contest?"
"You´ll be arrest by one of the shadow realms!"
Zaorva laugh, a bombastic laugh that made her fall to the ground.
Seto Kaiba has his fair share of maniacs.
Seto Kaiba has no understanding of the universe.
"Let me guess, You want to battle the Pharaoh?"
"No, I want to win against him!"
"Sure, sure, of course!" and adds, "I´ll take the cat with me!"
"What cat?" Seto asked slightly confused, not flinched when Kitty is now facing him, not even flinching when the guards are pointing guns at her.
"I saw your soul, your life, Seto Kaiba. You were never saved, you're thrown into darkness, his darkness, and you´re nothing more than a puppet," she speaks in an eerie tone. "careful or you´ll lose the only link to humanity you ever had," her eyes travel to Mokuba.
Mokuba materialized out of thin air. This ear a response from Kaiba and Kitty only takes the cat, who also materialized out of thin air.
"The warning is given, Seto Kaiba, you´re a useful puppet!" The cat is only meowing and Kitty is out of the office.
The guns are still aiming at her.
Zaorva is only giggling at that.
The main combat is between Pheonix and LK, of course.
"Well, I don´t care for that, you know, but I want milk and fight someone, " Zaorva is talking with the cat-who is listening carefully, "but is hard to pick someone to fight?"
The contestants are, frankly, insane.
Two contestants tried to play the game in a driving car.
The cat is the one watching the corpses unimpressed.
The cat is licking its pawn and then looks up at Zaorva and just. "Well, good luck on that,"
Zaorva sighs.
Kitty found a contestant with semi-sanity. A girl who has witchy cards. Zaorva blinks, grins, and accept the challange.
"Hey, tell me, what do you want?" Zaorva asked in a good mood.
"I want to gain 24 million dollars!"
"But...we´re on Japan, oh, well, money is always great for you, humans, I guess. Money can be used to gain goods or services," Zaorva explains nodding softly. "But you do understand you can die, right?"
The duel begins and Zaorva claps hands-confusing her adversary a little- when the opponent summons a monster.
"Now my monster will take your life points!" there´s a manic glee in her adversary as the monster is ready to strike, according to the foe, Zaorva should have lost 200 points.
However, nothing happens.
Nothing excepts Zaorva laughing.
"Child, you don´t want that! You´re really don´t want to do that," she giggles and picks a monster card. "Oh ok, let´s begin. I put this card in this position, your turn,"
"Ok, I sacrifice my monster, and invoke Hecate!"
"Awww, HOW CUTE AND YOU´RE WRONG, you don´t need to sacrifice anyone or anything to summon me!"
"What? Hecate ATTACK!"
"Oh my turn? Ok, then I invoke fuck you"
In the end, Zaorva got her star, the foe is trying to understand what happened
The second foe was a man who speaks, speaks, and speaks.
Zaorva defeats him and eats his mind.
The cat is meowing bored.
The third foe is one of those people Zaorva hardly sees in her cult. To the point, she has to point her finger at the foe.
"Frustrated virgin," Zaorva is speaking at the third foe, who finally stops babbling like a lunatic.
"What?"
"Super virgin!"
"Shut up!"
"Never saw a woman in your entire life,"
Zaorva got her final star easily and is bemused by how much the man was an incel.
"I got all the stars, now, give me the milk," Kitty states amused as two duelists are juggling knives as they´re summoning monsters to decide who will get the last patch bread.
The owner of the market is analyzing the stars and nods in approval. "If you want more than milk, you´ll have to duel someone in this bakery,"
"Pass, I´m not with patience for that," Kitty replied giggling as the monsters are fitting half of the bakery.
The TV is on and Zaorva can see LK and Pheonix ready to battle.
"Oh no, poor little if you value your existence, run...two forces will collide and destroy this place or each other, either way...nothing will remain the same!"
The man blinks bemused and hands the milk to Zaorva.
Zaorva turns to the cat. "wanna exist another day?"
The cat blinks and nods. "Yeah, I have more things to do,"
Zaorva smiles and takes the cat.
Meanwhile, Seto Kaiba is ready for the duel of his life.