Web a Kiss to Me
Peter Pov.
I sighed softly and watched my phone before turning back to look at Wade. “Oh shit.” I let out a sough laugh. “Sorry, you’re still webbed up aren’t you.”
Wade rolled his eyes but I could tell he was smirking under where I webbed his mouth shut after realizing who I was on the phone with. I knew that Wade knew better than to try and grab at the substance as it wouldn’t be the first time that he got his hand stuck to his face by trying to take off the webbing, though that had mainly happened while we were both younger and I had found him extremely annoying and not charming as I do today.
[He’s going to stick your faces together]
Yeah right, he wouldn’t do that.
“I’m sorry, did you want me to take it off?” I asked him with a smirk, knowing he couldn’t really talk past the webbing. He gave me a bitch face before pulling me close and ‘kissing’ me through the webbing, sticking out faces together.
Well this certainly wasn’t what I expected. Thanks Spider sense for warning me about this in advance, if I had known then this wouldn’t have happened….. Okay well even I’m not falling for that lie so my spider sense probably isn’t either.
I glare at Wade, my face doesn’t exactly have the spidey grip that my hands do so this is going to be rather difficult to let go of. At least we both had already brushed our teeth otherwise we would have to deal with morning breath. We were pretty much stuck like this for a while unless I tore our faces apart… Wait, that might actually be a great idea.
[Terrible idea, don’t do this, your skin will most probably rip off when you pull your head back, or you’ll end up flipping both of you off the bed.]
Another piece of great advice that I ignore. I pull my head back, trying to detach myself from the oh so powerful webbing that I created, and send both me and Wade flying off the bed and onto the floor, luckily I managed to break my bottom lip away from the webbing somehow in the process and the same for Wade but his top lip.
I groan cause, well shit, I will definitely have some web shaped marks on my face when this is over, while the one’s made on Wade’s face had already healed.
“Well you didn’t have to do that to get me on top of you again. If you wanted a round two you could have just asked.” He said awkwardly since our faces were still connected.
I rolled my eyes. “As amazing as I know you’d make it…” I chuckled, “We both have things to do today so we need to get the rest of this off, possibly without doing as much damage as I just did.”
“Boo.” Wade pouted and ran a hand over my bare side. “All those things are always getting in the way of our all day gyrating sessions.”
“We never go all day.” I tell him, getting uncomfortable with the webbing on my face, just as it was awkward to talk with your face glued to someone else’s… Also I was starting to feel shy about being naked and this close as I am, a very innocent shy boy when it comes to this stuff.
“That’s because those things are always getting in the way.” Wade points out.
“This is like only the second time we’ve actually… you know… so there hasn’t been an instance other than right now for things to be interrupted.” I tell him. “So lets get up together on the count of three.” I tell him. “Slowly.” I try to enforce so that we wouldn’t end up causing more problems with the webbing pulling fast.
“Okay okay.” Wade agrees “Wait on three or after three?” He asked.
“On three.” I clarified.”Ready? One… Two… Three…” We slowly started getting up. “In my room, I have a solution that can dissolve this.” I tell him. “We just have to walk slowly.” I was currently on my tippy toes while he was hunched over, our height difference wasn’t exactly optimal for this exact situation but we would just have to work it out since we had to walk down the hall to get to my room.
“Alright lets go.” Wade said before kinda just grabbing my arms and lifting me up from the ground.
“Wow hey!” I exclaimed with a little laugh, grabbing onto him to try and just get a grip on anything. “What are you doing?”
“Preventing further injury as we are both clumsy and we would not make it that far before falling.” He said awkwardly against my face and walked us out of his room across the hall to get to mine. “Where is this stuff?”
“It’s in my nightstand, bottom drawer.” I told him, still holding onto him tightly as he brought us towards the bed. “Alright I can get it just hold on..” After he set me down we carefully crouched until I was able to open the drawer and get the stuff out. “Success! Ow..” I groan at the sudden movement of my exclamation.
“I bet you would make a fortune selling this stuff.” Wade tells me and holds still so I could pour a couple drops between our faces and rub it in to help dissolve the web.
I don’t talk for a second and just let it work before pulling away without either of our faces being torn off. “Oh yeah? Spider-man’s super goo remover?” I asked with a chuckle.
“That sounds like it removes a special substance out of sheets or hair but I’m sure that’s all part of the marketing of it.” Wade wipes the rest of the webbing off his face.
I rolled my eyes but smiled anyway, “We should probably clean ourselves up. Jason will be up soon and I’m pretty sure I have some of your special goo in my hair.”
[I warned you, you could have avoided that.]
“Listen, you’re the one who told me to get my disco suit on this morning. You know how crazy it gets when my disco suit comes out.” He points out but heads towards the door. “I’ll let you shower first while I get the sheets in the wash.”
“Yeah yeah, what can I say, you’re groovy moves just get me going.” I smirked and moved out of the room and down the hall to the bathroom so I could really get started on the day. It’s a good thing we had to wear masks right now cause that webbing mark was going to take a little while to heal.