Loki and Daisy's Chat about Divinity
Loki's Lecturing Text Channel:
5:10 pm, July 27, 2024:
Skyenet has added Mischief to the chat
Skyenet: What did you want to tell me?
Mischief: I do want this chat to be completely private, and I don't trust Stark not to attempt hacking
Skyenet has added Energy to the chat
Mischief: What happened to making this a private chat?
Skyenet: She's my sister. She wanted to eavesdrop
Mischief has added Android That Used To Be Human But Isn't Anymore
Mischief has added The Mother***ing Cavalry and Proud of It Since the 1980s
Mischief: I never actually agreed to let them hear this. But they'll probably be interested anyway, you'd add them, & I'm unable to outhack you, even with my magic
Mischief: Thankfully, I am able to outhack Tony Stark. That allows us to make this a mostly private conversation
Skyenet: Do u want me to help? I have so many ideas to prank Stark
Mischief: That sounds awesome but now isn't the time. We need a different chat for that
Android That Used To Be Human But Isn't Anymore: Get to the point, Loki
Mischief: I am! Oh, I forgot something
Mischief has added FitzSIMMONS
Mischief has added FITZsimmons
FitzSIMMONS: Hey, you remembered that I existed! I need to hear why Loki thinks titles have power. There is no scientific reason that that idea is possible
Skyenet: ...do you remember the amount of stuff without a scientific reason we've encountered
FITZsimmons: And that's why I'm leaving this conversation. Talking with Tony Stark and Bruce Banner sounds more interesting anyway
FitzSIMMONS: I'll tell you if I learn anything relevant
Mischief: I feel like Tony Stark would say something like, "Affection. Disgusting". I'd say it, but I'm trying to understand humans and ur weird ideas more
FITZsimmons has left the chat
Mischief has blocked FRIDAY from accessing the chat
Tony Stank has joined the chat
Tony Stank: You didn't seriously think that would keep me out of your supposedly "private" chat, did you? No chat is truly private! I can access anything if I wish to! Especially on Starkphones! I reign supreme technologically!
Android That Used To Be Human But Isn't Anymore: Well, Stank is sounding a lot like an evil overlord right now... It's actually kind of freaky
Skyenet: Don't worry. Blocking FRIDAY was meant as bait. And Stank fell for it. Which allows me to do this
Skyenet has blocked Tony Stank
Skyenet has traced Tony Stank to his residence
Skyenet has seized total control of Tony Stank's phone
Skyenet: Alright, so Stark can't interrupt us anymore. I have taken control of his phone, so his hacking will fail
Mischief: That's actually somewhat scary
Skyenet: Begin with your lecture, oh great god of mischief
Mischief: I can practically touch your sarcasm
FitzSIMMONS: Sarcasm isn't tangible...
Mischief: *Eyeroll* It was a metaphor. Anyway, names have titles because they influence the actions of those that bear them
Skyenet: They what now? How did May hate her title of the Cavalry for so long, then?
Mischief: The title didn't want to piss her off
Skyenet: What?
Energy: This conversation isn't that interesting, sadly. I have a better idea
Skyenet: Why do I find that worrying?
Energy: Don't worry, sis. I'm not up to anything
Energy has left the chat
Skyenet: That doesn't stop my worrying!
Mischief: Alright, I'm just going to ignore that. Basically, titles exist to grant influence to their holders. I, for example, am the God of Mischief, which makes me very mischievous and powerful. Well, I'm the God of Mischief most of the time.
Android That Used To Be Human But Isn't Anymore: Most of the time? What does that mean?
Mischief: I am also, on occasion, - *deep breath* - the God of Magic, the God of Fire, the Savior of Asgard (very rarely and that's new), the God of Air, and the God of the End (although I am apparently the second being with that title). Also, Loki and the God of Evil
Android That Used To Be Human But Isn't Anymore: Yeah, okay. I get it. You have a lot of titles, but what does that mean? What, is it like those are your identities?
Skyenet: And what did you mean, that I of all people should know about the importance of titles?
Mischief: I'll answer the second question first. You were - and are - known as the Destroyer of Worlds, or am I wrong? As for your question, Coulson, they are kind of like identities, but it's far more complicated than that. I can have multiple titles at the same time, but it is very difficult. That's because titles are influenced by those who grant them. This is a trope on your world, is it not? A deity gains power from being known as a deity
Android That Used To Be Human But Isn't Anymore: So... gods need to be prayed to in order to remain gods?
Mischief: No. If that was the case, no being that was ever worshipped as a deity would ever stop contact with their worshippers. Prayer doesn't matter. Knowledge - that is, memory - does
FitzSIMMONS: That makes no scientific sense. At all whatsoever
Mischief: It does, actually. Unfortunately, your world (and even most of what remains of Asgard) doesn't have the required sciences to comprehend it. Sorry
The Mother***ing Cavalry And Proud of It Since the 1980s: Is that why there's a bloodthirsty... okay, that joke isn't actually that funny. I think I get it. How many titles does Daisy have?
Mischief: I can't tell you that - not without causing a time paradox
The Mother***ing Cavalry And Proud of It Since the 1980s: DAISY!
Skyenet: I haven't screwed with time since the Chronicom War!
Mischief: What does your username mean anyway, Agent May? Shouldn't there be an f somewhere?
The Mother***ing Cavalry And Proud of It Since the 1980s: Blame Stark's weird sensor
Skyenet: I'll fix it so that your username makes some sense, Mom
Skyenet has renamed The Mother***ing Cavalry And Proud of It Since the 1980s to The Motherf***ing Cavalry And Proud of It Since the 1980s
Skyenet: I presume that Stark got brought down by autocorrect
The Motherf***ing Cavalry And Proud of It Since the 1980s: I'm blaming him, regardless of autocorrect's guilt
Skyenet: Let's make our prank Stark chat, @Mischief
Mischief: That sounds like a good idea
The Chat For Pranking Tony Stank:
7:20 pm, July 27, 2024:
Skyenet has added Mischief to the chat
Skyenet: I have many plans to do this prank
Mischief: Why not prank all of the Avengers?
Skyenet: I like how you think...
The Younger Sister Squad:
6:00 pm, July 27, 2024:
Energy has added Black Widow #2
Black Widow #2: What is this?
Energy: I figured that the younger siblings of famous heroes should get their own chat
Black Widow #2 has added Shuri to the chat
Shuri: This is a brilliant idea. We should cause lots of chaos
Energy: I like how u think
Black Widow #2: My sister must be one of the targets... *evil laughter*