Avengers one shots / group chat

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This is one shots and group chats of our favorite family having time together mostly ironwidow and spider son and of course there is something other things, other ships, what if, not only ironwidow and spider son , there is ironstrange, Stony, romanogers, winter iron, yada yada  ᑕᗩᖇᗩᑕTᗴᖇՏ ✨✨✨tony starkSteve RogersThor Odin sonnatasha romanoffBruce bannerClint BartonPeter starklokiMatt (daredevil)Wade Wilson (Deadpool)wanda maximoffvisionSam Wilsonbucky BarnesJames Rhodespepper PottsNick furyPeggy CarterMaria starkhoward starkEdwin JarvisAna Jarvisfriggaodinand may or may not be other charactersA/n, I'm so so sorry for all the grammatical mistakes and now I'm working on fixing it
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Group chat pt9 ✨ who is Santa

Science nerdy: guys, have you ever wondered who is Santa?

Scarlet bish: I asked my parents once about this

Flash: and they said that Santa is a kind man giving presents to the good kids.

Spidey poii: that's the opposite from what dad told me, he said Santa is a big fat old man, come to our homes at mid night and steal our cookies and milk

Tony fucking STark:... I did?!

Mama spider: you destroyed our baby's mind with your crazy thoughts stark

Cinderella: come on Nat, he is right

Kate Barton: what kind of Santa give knifes for a child

Katnis: I guess that Loki is santa then, and remind me again why you named yourself Kate Barton

Kate Barton: maybe because I will adopt you as my father, instead of that stupid jack .

Katnis: someone change her name please

Tony fucking STark: 10$ and I will change it

Caw caw mother trucker: stark, you are billionaire

Merc with a Mouth:Spidey, change her name to something cooler

Spidey poii changed 'kate Barton' name to 'the best archer'

The best archer: ಠ_ಠ, actually I like it, thanks pete

Scarlet bish: guys, I guess that we changed the subject, what were we talking about?

Siri: we were talking about Santa darling

Flash: you know guys, I hate 'androids' that's why I got stark phone

Scarlet bish: brother.....

Cinderella; so you got stark phone not because tony give it to you as a present but because you hate androids

The best archer: hey!!, I want stark phone too!

Matt: ( in a voice Massage) you guys stop doing that, I'm tired of Friday's voice in my ear telling me about your stupid fights

Tony fucking STark: (in a voice message) *laugh* AHHHHHHHHHHH

Matt:(In a voice message) stark what the hell is wrong with you .

Spidey poii: mama! Can I do that too!

Mama spider: no honey, we are helping people not laughing at them because they can't see

Science nerdy: (in a voice message) hehe, sorry Matt, but tony stark made me do this, AHHHHHHHHHH

Cinderella: hehe, hey Bucky, what the cow say

Cow cow mother trucker:(v.m) AHHHHHHHHH

Matt left the chat

Mama spider: are you guys happy now.

Katnis: stark, he just got up from the couch and walking to you

Tony fucking STark: oh shit- uh guys, I have to go now, bey!!

Tony fucking STark just left the chat

Scarlet bish: what happened, why did he leave

Spidey poii: is that dad's screaming?!

Merc with a Mouth: rest in peace tony stark ⚰️

 

Venom: sadly, I won't be the reason of his death.

Reindeer games: very sad, anyway, where were we?

Cinderella: the Santa part

Science nerdy: do you really think that there will be Santa this year

Spidey poii: there has to be Santa this year, but have you ever guys wondering, who is Santa?

Potato kid: hmmmm, is it Mr stark

Gaint green rage monster: if tony was Santa, all of our gifts would be money

Katnis: ya, remember that last year when that really happened, with everyone's present, there was money!

Tony fucking STark just joined the chat

Tony fucking STark: the cookies you put the last year was disgusting and not good Clinton!

Tony fucking STark just left the chat

Pop tarts: friends, I think we just found out that friend Anthony is Santa!!

Spidey poii: wooow, dad, you're Santa!, I always knew that you're the one who put to me the presents when I was young

Scarlet bish: now we know who is the Santa of the last year, now, we want to  know who is the actual Santa.

Flash: nebula?

Blueberry: not me

Flash: your sister?

Hulk's sister: not me.

Flash: Clint?

Katnis: actually I'm the one who's asking

Flash: Thor

Pop tarts: friends, who is Santa

Reindeer games: oh, I don't think I will tell you brother

Flash: typing...

Spidey poii: okay stop petrio, I think it's Steve, captain Rogers!!

Capistle: uhhh

Mama spider:why the hesitation Rogers

Capistle: well it's not really that easy to be Santa so no I don't think it's me

Flash: hmmmm, what about strange, I found this.

(A photo of Stephen strange wearing a Christmas hat)

 

 

Wizard: where did you even get that from, why the hell I would be Santa,plus, this is edited!, Where did you get that from!

Tony fucking STark just joined the chat

Tony fucking STark: uhhh, you make animals balloons to the kids

Wizard: Really stark, how the are you even here, you're supposed to be dead by now.

Tony fucking STark: oh, I'm speaking from the vents, he is looking for me everywhere, he punched me and nearly killed me, that's why you

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Wade smirked when he saw that and got up from the couch, to look for Matt

"Hey Matt!" Wade called for the angry and found him looking for stark in the lab.

"What do you want Wade, don't you see that I'm busy looking for stark"

"Come on man, you can't even see him- "

Matt stopped searching and run to the voice source of Wade .

"Wade you son of a- "

Before Matt jumped on Wade and kill him, Wade stopped him.

"Wait wait wait...., Don't kill me, and I will tell you where is stark ! "

Matt stopped and looked at Wade with suspection then he stopped to listen to what Wade is going to say.

"Go on Wilson"

Wade walked to him and wispered to him in his ear 'he is in the vents, you will find him there '

Matt nodded his head and thanked wake then ran to look for starkbin the vents.

Meanwhile tony, he was in the vents of his and Natasha's room, hoping that Matt wouldn't Find him, he opened the granola bar and ate it, while looking through the surveillance cameras, to see where Matt is, but he didn't find him, he was no where to be found.

"What are you looking for" Matt said to tony from behind him.

"Oh, I'm looking for mat- wait"

Tony looked behind him with wide eyes, Matt looked back at him with a shark smile, at this moment Tony knew, he f*cked up.

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While all the avengers minus tony were wondering who is Santa and trying to know who, because they know that Santa is not real, after Wade told matt about stark, he went to get the Christmas presents to everyone with Stark's credit card, he won't notice anyway that his money is decreasing.

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A/N
Hoiii, ya, I know this chapter wasn't really as good as I wanted it to be

I'm sorry that I didn't post in a while

This chapter is too late, it was supposed to be posted in Christmas but I don't know why, I didn't fell like writing in the past days, and my exams just started so I will try my best to update in here and to fix the grammatical mistakes and at the same time to fix the mistakes in the other story.

Thanks for reading ❤️🕸️🕸️🕷️

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