Incorrect avengers
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Steve:why is tony crying ?
Thor: he took one of those ' what avenger are you ' test.
Natasha: and he got war machine.
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Tony: (at a meeting)
Tony: sorry, I'm late.
Tony: I just really didn't want to come.
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Bucky: You read my diary?!
Steve: At first I didn’t realise it was a diary, just a very sad handwritten book
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Clint : you know there is many things weird happened we never expected.
Sam: yeah like who expected that there is aliens.
Tony: yeah and who expected that Steve has a filthy mouth-
Steve: (blushes)
Nat:
Clint:
Bruce:
Vision:
Everyone living creature:
Tony: (blushes)
Bucky: me-
Bucky: (bushes)
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* Tony and rhodey before tony and nat got together *
Rhodey: just tell her you are beautiful
Tony: great idea
*Later*
Tony to Nat: I'm beautiful.
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Natasha: Do you have a bag I can borrow?
Clint: The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes and they’re specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence
Natasha: all you have to say was no
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*Natasha looking at the mirror*
Natasha: I'm so ugly...
Tony: and I'm pregnant.
Natasha:what ?
Tony: we are naming impossible things right?
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Tony: I didn't drink that much yesterday.
Steve: you were flirting with Natasha.
Tony:and? We are married.
Steve: you asked her if she was single...
Rhodey: and cried when she said no.
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Tony: I had no fears.
Clint: what if you wake up one day and you found Natasha left you for Steve.
Tony:I had one fear.
Steve:and what if you wake up one day to find Peter taller than you .
Tony: I had two fears.
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Tony:are you crying?
Peter: yeah just the onions.
Tony:what the fuck did you do to my son, NATASHA...
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Tony: I hope you two have an explanation for that .
Peter: actually we have 3.
Shuri: you can pick your favourite.
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Steve: why don't you have a boyfriend
Natasha:too busy for one, why don't you have a girlfriend.
Steve : because you are too busy.
Tony from the background:
*sad voice*
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*Steve read's loudly to the avengers*
Steve: what is the love.
Bruce: feeling for someone.
Thor: pop tarts
Loki: no mortal, love is a dagger.
Everyone:...
Natasha : no stupid, love is a waste of time, it's for children.
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Tony: so when will I survive a full 'what if' episode ?.
The what if writers: that's the neat part, you won't.
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Peter Parker's shirt was wrinky because he doesn't have an iron, man.
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Vision: *4 death since 2018*
Tony: * countless deaths*
Tony to Vision: on your left.
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Shuri to Peter: goodbye stupid 🖕.
Tony walks by:
Shuri: ✌️
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Steve: what is that voice, who is singing?
Natasha: I don't know.
Meanwhile Tony,Peter and shuri :
Tony stark, iron man ,nick fury has a plan...
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Steve:* blushing*
Steve: hey Nat.
Natasha: Hey steve
Steve: are you busy today.
Natasha: no I'm not...
Tony:*comes out of nowhere*
Tony: hey honey, you want to go out for a date .
Natasha: umm...
Steve : no it's okay, I will just go to the gym.
Tony: *making a kiss sounds to Natasha*
Tony: sorry Rogers, she is mine.
I was planning to find more but I'm really lazy and I can't, plus if you want more here is the link , this page have them all, rebloged
https://incorrect-ironfam.tumblr.com/post/658053392653058048/cause-im-back-with-a-bang-people-awkward
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