
Chapter 3
(Congratulationsssss someone made me happy by telling me he could be single so I shall use my mental issues to continue writing this shiz :3 Enjoy)
I’ve had to ignore Loki all around the house while Tom was in. After that moment in the kitchen, I’m scared to even cook or be home alone with him. Whenever Tom is out, I distract myself with work or I go out with friends. Yet… everywhere I go, he’s close by. He just looks at me with that look as if he’s waiting for me to crawl to him like he was a god.
“Y/n… Y/n…. Y/n!” I snap out of my thoughts as I look at Tom with his beautiful smile but a certain Loki stalks from behind on the couch, smirking. “Huh?” I look down at the way he’s dressed and he’s all dressed up in a blue suit and blue shoes with a suitcase. Wait is it time for his trip already?! “My apologies to leave you love but I swear I’ll try to make it back in a flash.” He leaned in and kissed my forehead. I swoon once again because that was his signature goodbye kiss since we began dating. I sigh happily and hug him goodbye before he hugs me back and leaves out of the front door.
“Well that’s a bummer, after all this time, I was hoping for a chance to have a threesome but we can still have our fun.” I take a deep breath and turn around to see Loki on the couch, relaxing…in his boxers. Which not really surprising, has mini horns on them. It’s… kinda cute. But cocky as I see him read a book about sex positions. I scoff at him and walk past the couch into the bedroom, closing AND locking the door. Of course, I know he can probably shift into the room or whatever. Yet, I didn’t care.
I can’t cheat on Tom. I mean who can? He’s the most sweetest person you’d ever met and Loki! He’s just… the opposite. I’m not ruining what we have for a quick fuck of a fictional character.
I hear a knock but I ignore it as I stare at the ceiling. Then another. I cover my face with my pillow as a third knock was made. I sigh and answer him.
“Yes?” I hear some kind of sound and a heavily green glow happen under the pillow which catches my attention. “Hey… we should probably talk.” I groan and roll my eyes internally before I speak. “Are you dressed?” I hear a ‘mhm’ in response.
I pull the pillow away from my face as I sit up and he takes a seat at the edge of the bed. “Okay, talk.” He takes a deep breath and a moment to think before talking. “I… am… sorry? I apologize for my intimate actions towards you. I believe it was because I didn’t expect myself to be a fictional character or to accept it. So I behave the way I have on Asgard. I see that you a very faithful and committed person to your lover, or husband. Everyone on Midgard is quite… different. I hope you can accept my condolences as I remove myself from your life to find a solution to my… situation.” He gets up and walks towards the door.
“Wait.” I crawl fast towards the edge of the bed to grab his wrist before he could leave. “Listen, you don’t have to figure it out all alone. I mean you must’ve dropped here for a reason, right? If you go out on your own, you might never get back so.. you can stay but we need to set boundaries.” He nods before changing our setting to us both sitting atop of Tom and I’s bed.
“No more flirting. Nor sexual actions. And no fights that could possibly turn into something more. Also you can’t keep jumping into bed with Tom and I every night, he is my husband and we need…” before I finished my sentence, I could feel the heat of my cheeks increase. “…alone time. And no more eating Tom’s crumpets, he can only get them specially made in Britain.” Loki nods along with me which makes me smile. “And that’s it. Think you can handle that?” He nods again before smiling and grabbing my hand and kissing it. “Anything for my savior.” Okay.. I won’t lie, he is a real mastermind of tricking people so… wait. “Loki…” I sit up and look behind his back to see his two fingers on his left arm, crossed. This bastard. I go in to hit him yet he teleports away from me and near the door.
Shocked, I pout and get up from the bed. “If you could teleport the whole time, why did you fight me?” He smirks and leans against the door, flipping his black hair away from his face. “Like I said love, I only let you win because you weren’t mine. Also because if Tom is me, I know that he would do anything to kill me if I had hurt you seriously.” He then transform into Tom in his wedding suit as I suddenly feel anger and yet sadness.
“He looks so happy when I look at you. I mean we were young too so that didn’t help the whole changing of his life. Also with our choice of no kids because of his career sky rocking, I feel that I’m dragging him down.” I flop onto the bed and hit myself repeatedly in the face with the pillow until Loki telepathically lifts it out of my reach. I look at him and I see he transformed into his usual self as he walks over to me with the pillow.
“So that’s why you two haven’t been having sex. It’s not me, it’s what you’ve been feeling lately.” I look at him and place my head on his thigh before biting on his hand. “Ow! What was that for?!” I sigh and hug the pillow he had in his hand. Is that why? I’ve been thinking that I have been throwing myself at him but maybe I’m the one seeming distant. I mean we could’ve always had kicked Loki out of our bed but he never discouraged it or interrupted it. Maybe there’s another girl! I feel a poke of a finger being pressed into my forehead begin as I focus my view on Loki above me.
“He’s not cheating on you, he’s just protective.” What in the what? Are you in my head? “Yea, you thought I couldn’t?” Well not really, I’m not sure what all of your powers are. “I could show you if you’d like.” Hmm… sure why not. “We may need to go to an abandoned building.” Wait why?
(Okay, I’m gonna stop here because I’m very drunk and high and I can’t do research about his powers until I’m sober enough so please enjoy this quick make up, there shall be more soon. Let us all say good night to President Loki and Alligator Loki (( _ _ ))..zzzZZ)