Pride of Soviet Union! Takes out the trash on Tuesdays.

Walking out of the bathroom and getting into bed, Alexei asks Melina how Yelena got peanut butter in her hair.

“I got her in the tub and I guess I didn’t notice she had some in her hand or had a handful of the stuff on the ledge of the tub,” Melina makes her way to her side of the bed, “… still not quite sure about it. And then she looked up to me and said, ‘Mommy, you’re so pretty,’ and grabbed my face to make her point and the peanut butter was all slimy by that point that I recoiled and that’s when it got in my hair.”

Alexei, wishing he could just innocently (maybe not so innocently) compliment Melina’s beauty, whispers “Smooth …”

“What?”

Alexei coughs awkwardly, “Was it smooth … peanut butter?”