Movie night pt2
Wade POV
That's right, readers! I'm in charge for now! Buckle up!
Anyway, where we've just left off our heroes were about to brave the dangers of Avengers movie night... night... night...
I was eating popcorn because I couldn't miss the drama that was about to unfold. Tom and Sebastian-- LOKI and BUCKY! were seated on the couch (because they would probably be the least liked, so they would greet everyone last) playing a really aggressive hand game that seemed to be a mix of patty-cake and rock, paper, scissors. Loki apparently kept winning.
Mrs. Badass CEO clapped her hands to grab everyone's attention, "Alright, let's make a few things clear. Loki, you'll be going as Ekko. Bucky, I guess you'll just sulk next to Steve?"
Bucko Barnes nodded.
"Good. Now, if anything goes wrong and someone calls you villains, I will gaslight them because absolutely no one in this building has a clean record."
Steve raised his hand.
"You left your friend to die in a cave."
Steve lowered his hand.
#Girlboss
"Wait, who's a villain?"
Everyone jumped at the sudden voice. Even me, because I've never heard it before. No... wait... IS THAT PAUL RUDD???
A tiny speck jumped off the counter and grew into frigging Ant-Man, who took off his mask and looked a little embarrassed.
"Scott!" Sam yelled, "Why the hell are you here?!"
"It was a dare..." Scott mumbled.
"Who the fuck dared you to come in here?!" RDJ-- Tony sputtered.
"Cassie."
And then Peter, Shuri, and I doubled over laughing.
"Anyway, who's the villain?"
The laughter stopped.
Party pooper.
"I mean, I know Bucky was one. No offense," Scott said.
"Yes, I think I'll be going."
Loki (HE'S IN HIS JOTUN FORM! DON'T FORGET!) stood up and made to dart out of the room. Peter didn't allow this and dragged him back to the couch.
"Okay, since the cat is out of the bag, this is Loki."
"What the fuck, Peter?! He didn't even know who I was! The cat was still in the bag!"
"He's right," Pepper rubbed her head, looking ready to bash someone's skull in.
"Oh, damn."
"Wait, Loki? Like 'adopted monster' Loki?"
"Is that what you call me?" Loki looked at Steve, heartbreak evident in his eyes.
"I-- Er--" The Star-Spangled Man with a Plan went red and sputtered, "I-- I would never--"
"You guys are fucking assholes," Bruce growled.
CODE RED CODE RED! THE NICE MAN IS MAD! I REPEAT, THE NICE MAN IS MAD!
Steve seemed to realize this because he ran out of the room, followed by Tony who seemed to also be scared. Bruce and Pepper chased after them. Loki buried his face in his hands, which would've been red but he was currently blue so he looked purple.
Scott shifted uncomfortable on his feet, "I screwed up, didn't I?"
"Yeah..." Shuri shrugged, "Let's start over! You know me, Spider-Man, Pepper, Sam, Steve, Bucky, and Tony. The other guy was Bruce Banner, the Hulk. That's Deadpool, ex-mercenary. And that's Loki in his frost giant form, ex-brainwashed murderer."
"Nice," Scott grinned, "More misunderstood antiheroes."
"Also, since you're a snoopy little guy, you need to keep your mouth shut about Loki," Pepper said, stepping back inside with Bruce and two very shaken looking Avengers named Steve and Tony.
"No one knows he's alive and we're gonna have a hard time persuading our spy friends that he's good," Bruce explained as he sat down next to Loki and patted him on the back. "And the government would love him locked up."
I coughed to cover up me saying "Because of stupid Ross." They heard me anyway.
"I'm currently going by Ekko," Loki said, casting me an annoyed look. But he totally loves me.
"Cool. Secret identity keeping. I can do that." Scott nodded.
"Says the guy who came up to me in costume and said 'Hey, I'm Scott'," Sam snickered.
"Just remember I beat your ass."
"I was off my game that day."
"FRIDAY," Tony called out, "Find that footage and save it to my blooper reel folder!"
"Can't wait to watch that," I grinned.
"Sir," FRIDAY said, "I saved the footage, but it appears that all of your guests are waiting in the lobby. Angry Cyclops has already tried to bypass security multiple times."
"Alright, let 'em in!"
Loki and Bucky made to run but Pepper grabbed them and shoved them back on the couch without a second thought.
"~Showtime~" I sang, looking directly at the camera.
"SHUT UP, WADE!"