*sings* Fuck It All
*INSERT COOL NAME HERE*
Tony Stark
Spider-Man
Mage
Deadpool
Griot
Bruce Banner
Thor
Steve Rogers
T'Challa
Bucky Barnes
Sam Wilson
Vision
Wanda Maximoff
Pepper Potts
Natasha Romanoff
Nick Fury
Clint Barton
Scott Lang
~~~
Spidey: IT'S WEDNESDAY MY DUDES
Panthera: REEEEEEEEEEEEE
Trixsta: REEEEEEEEEEE
Unalive Water: REEEEEEEEEEE
FEman: oh no memes
caw caw BISHES: wtf are these names
the Better bird: idk but i like mine
caw caw BISHES: WHAT NO I'M THE BEST BIRD AVENGERS
Scary Spider: ok so caw caw is obviously clint
caw caw BISHES: hey!
Weather Boi: I do not understand the meaning of my name? What is a weather boi?
Trixsta: wouldn't you like to know weatherboy
Unalive Water: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
green giant: Uh, can we do a roll call?
grandpa #1: Yes, please. I don't really like my name.
the Better bird: LMFAO WHERE'S GRANDPA #2???
grandpa #2: shut up sam
Spidey: i don't like sam gimme a sec
(SPIDEY changed THE BETTER BIRD 's name to CHICKEN WINGS, GRANDPA #2 's name to WOLFIE, GRANDPA #1 's name to CAP MURICA)
chicken wings: WHY DOES HE GET ADMIN RIGHTS???
Wolfie: I think I can live with this.
Cap Murica: Me too, I think.
World's Greatest Grandma: so i just woke up and i see this
WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT MY SECRET??
Spidey: cassie is a wonderful friend, grandma
ViSHAWN: I am having trouble comprehending who is speaking. I am Vision.
Maxi Mage: This is Wanda.
Unalive Water: ded pool
Spidey: spider-man
FEman: tony
Trixsta: mage, but i should probably let you guys use a different name for me
Weather Boi: It is I, Thor son of Odin!
Scary Spider: nat
World's Greatest Grandma: scott. can i have a shorter name?
(SPIDEY changed WORLD'S GREATEST GRANDMA 's name to TINY BOI)
tiny boi: are you serious
Spidey: yes
CEO Salt: Ok, this is Pepper.
Cat King: Oh, you've got to be kidding me. This is T'Challa.
ANGRY pirate: Fury. One of you mfs better change my name right now.
Spidey: nu
ANGRY pirate: Very brave when there's a screen separating us, Spider-Man.
green giant: Uh, this is Bruce. I'm not comfortable with my name.
(TRIXSTA changed GREEN GIANT 's name to 7 PHDS)
Trixsta: there u go dad
DUDE*
shitty autocorrect
FEman: omg you made him cry
Trixsta: NO I'M SORRY I LOVE YOU
7 phds: I love you too, kid.
caw caw BISHES: aww
Trixsta: fuck off barton we're having a moment
Spidey: i think we got everyone, so lemme just show y'all
*screenshot*
Tony Stark - FEman
Spider-Man - Spidey
Mage - Trixsta
Deadpool - Unalive Water
Griot - Panthera
Bruce Banner - 7 phds
Thor - Weather Boi
Steve Rogers - Cap Murica
T'Challa - Cat King
Bucky Barnes - Wolfie
Sam Wilson - chicken wings
Vision - ViSHAWN
Wanda Maximoff - Maxi Mage
Pepper Potts - CEO Salt
Natasha Romanoff - Scary Spider
Nick Fury - ANGRY pirate
Clint Barton - caw caw BISHES
Scott Lang - tiny boi
7 phds: Wait, aren't you guys supposed to be in school?
Spidey: lunchbreak
FEman: did you do the magic thing to make people forget your identities?
Trixsta: of course i fucking did it was fucking exhausting. now i am [REDACTED] and not [REDACTED]
oh wow that code really does block our names
7 phds: Was that why you were passed out on the couch yesterday?
Trixsta: yup
caw caw BISHES: i wanna meet the magic boy he seems cool
Trixsta: no thank you
caw caw BISHES: why not ? :'(
7 phds: He has anger management issues.
Weather Boi: And he takes pleasure in stabbing.
Trixsta: I DO NOT
i take pleasure in stabbing thor, no one else
chicken wings: LOL
Unalive Water: yo sebastian!
sorry, bucky
Wolfie: What?
Unalive Water: can you train w/ us after school i really like ur knifework
Wolfie: Uh thanks?
Scary Spider: if you want to know how to use knives i could always teach you
Griot: ye but that would risk our identities and we don't trust you at all
caw caw BISHES: ouch
~~~
Deadpool
HELLO MY GLORIOUS FANS!!!
-Spider-Man
you don't have fans
--spideyfan616
OMFG SPIDER-MAN HAS A HANDBOOK ACCOUNT YAY
---Griot
lol spidey has a fan and ded doesn't
----Deadpool
ouch :'(
~~~
IllusionMage
new hero who dis?
-Spider-Man
dis is spida
--Griot
you need a proper name
---IllusionMage
i think i'll keep this name until i'm ready to use my REAL name as a hero name and my fake one as my human name
----Deadpool
i don't get it but good for you
-----theREALtonystark
nice
~~~
"I have a question," Peter said, putting down his phone.
Loki, Shuri, and Wade looked up from their homework, something that they had put off until 11 PM, long after their designated homework time.
"What are we gonna do about your identity?"
Loki frowned, "Elaborate."
"I mean, we already had a close call when you both--" Peter gestured towards Loki and Shuri, "--admitted your connections to the Avengers--"
Both gave shouts of protest but he held up a hand to silence them.
"What I'm saying is that once Clint and Nat come to the tower, which is inevitable, we're gonna have to explain your... alive-ness and innocence."
Wade snickered, "Aliveness."
Loki shrugged, "I had an idea, but I need to run it by you."
"What is it?" Shuri asked as she stuffed her books in her bag because she was a fuckin' genius and didn't need to spend too much time on it.
"Well..." Loki fidgeted nervously, "Promise not to talk about it?"
"Promise!" Wade said, holding up his pinky finger.
Loki sighed and waved his hand. Nothing seemed to change, then suddenly his skin turned blue and his eyes turned red. Wade yipped and fell off the back of the couch where he was perched. Peter also fell off his chair and Shuri dropped her bag.
"WOAH!" Wade shouted, "That's SICK!"
"Oh, wow." Peter said, "Since when have you been able to do that?"
"Do what? I'm doing a lot right now," Loki said.
"Turn into whatever you are right now!"
"Jotun," Loki mumbled, fiddling with his pencil, "Well, I was theoretically able to do it since I was born but it was sealed off by Odin and I broke it when I touched the Casket so... five-ish years?"
"Sick!" Wade repeated, "You need to teach me to do that!"
"I can't. It's a genetic thing."
"Oh." The disappointment in his tone was exceedingly obvious.
"What's your hero name gonna be?" Peter asked.
"Maybe something simple until I decide you use my actual name?" Loki shrugged, "I was thinking Frost."
"Are you serious?" Wade raised an eyebrow and looked at me, "Like Killer Frost?"
No. Shut up.
"Come on, do something cooler!"
And what do you suggest?
"Snowflake."
Ugh, this is why I never listen to you.
"I'm kidding, I'm kidding! How about Mimic?"
Mimic?
"Like how he copies Peter's suit."
Wait. No that name is taken by an X-Man.
"Fuck. Alright, hmm. Wait, how about something like Echo?"
Why?
"Because it's like duplicating but just a little different."
Oh my gosh did your regenerative powers give you more brain cells?
"Shut up."
Oh, Echo is already a hero. What about in a different language?
"What language does Loki speak?"
Asgardian, but I'll use Norwegian because I'm not creating an entire language.
"Well, what is it then?"
Ekko.
"Cool!" Wade looked over to Loki and everything seemed to unfreeze, "What about something like copy?"
"Why?" Loki frowned.
"Because you're copying people's powers, like you did Spidey's. Except Copy sounds kinda stupid."
"Well, what about Mimic?" Peter said, "No, that's a comic book hero."
"What about Echo?"
"Taken."
"Well, what about Echo in Asgardian?" Wade asked, "I mean, wouldn't it sound cool?"
"Echo is Ekko," Loki said, then tilted his head thoughtfully, "Well... it could work. I think I like it."
"Yes!" Shuri clapped, "I was glad that didn't take so long. My name took forever. I've been thinking about it since I was three."
Peter winced, "Goals, amiright?"
~~~
EkkoMage
GUESS WHO
-Deadpool
idk i suck at guessing
--EkkoMage
u really have to ruin my fun like this?
---Griot
LMAO