Beck's Boyfriend

All of the group aside from Cat were all sitting down at their regular lunch table. Robbie was sulking, stuffing his salad into his mouth grumpily, but no one wanted to ask him what was wrong.

Everyone was slowly eating as to not gain the boys ire when their favorite little red head rushed up to their table with a huge grin on her face holding a small metal box that she slammed down onto the table.

She grinned, "Do you guys know what this is?!?"

Robbie looked up from his food with a scowl marring his features, "Is it a transporter from the future that can beam you to another table, 'cause if it is, what button do I push?"

Cat pouted as she sat down, leaning into Jade's side, "That's so hurtful."

Jade scowled at Robbie, "You know, you don't have to be mean to her just because you're in a bad mood."

Robbie just huffed and went back to stabbing his salad.

Siva looked up at Cat from where he was cuddled into Beck, "Catarina, what's your little box be doing?"

Cat squealed a little in excitement then turned on the machine that started spouting out a flurry of little white flakes.

Cat giggled into her little hands, "It makes pretend snow!"

Siva was looking at it in awe, having never seen snow before, giggling as it covered his honey-colored curls. Beck thought Siva's silk white shirt, dark grey dress pants and the wine red colored knitted shawl wrapped around his frail shoulders made his love look ethereal in the 'snow'.

"It's so beautiful," Siva breathed.

"Well don't eat it," Cat points out.

Beck pauses from wiping off the fake snowflakes from his tostada and looks up wearily at the girl, "Why?"

"Cause the catalog I bought it from that the fake snow is toxic and can cause abdominal bleeding."

Everyone paused for a second then pushed their lunches away from them, Beck making sure none of the toxic substance made its way into Siva's mouth.

"What kind of place sells a catalog that sells toxic toys?" Beck asks, a little disgruntled from the small scare.

"The plane I went on when I went to visit my uncle and uncle this weekend In San Francisco."

Everyone nodded in understanding then went back to their small conversations.

That's when Robbie finally decided to tell everyone what was wrong with him after seeing that no one was going to ask him.

"You know the seniors, the ones who run The Slap...They wanna cancel my blog."

Siva gasped a bit, "Why?"

Jade snorted, "'Cause it's boring."

Robbie huffed, "It is not bor... Do you guys think that my blog on the slap is boring?"

Everyone but Cat left after making up an excuse so they didn't have to answer the question, Beck leading a confused Siva away from the table.

"I'm sorry they wanna cancel your blog," Cat said sympathetically.

"I just don't understand why," Robbie huffed.

"Well, what kind of things do you write about?"

"You know, school news. Like last week, I did a report about the library being painted."

Cat furrowed her eyebrows, who wanted to read about something being painted?

"Borrrriiiing," Rex laughed in the face of his friend.

"What else?" she asked hopefully, surely he's had to write something a little entertaining.

"Well, I did a piece about Principal Eikner's new office makeover. Oh, I also did a three-part series on carpooling."

"Which was three parts too many," snickered Rex.

Cat sighed, "Look, if you wanna save your blog, why don't you just make it about the students here? You know, like all the stuff that goes on in their lives."

Robbie sighed, ruffling his hair as he thought, "Okay, I could try that."

"Good. Bye!" Cat smiled brightly before running off, not knowing that she just created a disaster.

The next day, the students of Hollywood Arts were watching a video made by Robbie centered around a girl that was treating her acne in an unappetizing way.......popping it.

Beck was on his way to pick up Siva from his class when he was called out for by Cat.

"Beck, wait, wait, wait!!" Cat yelled as she ran over and caught Beck by his arm.

"Okay, okay, all right, ya caught me. What do you need?" Beck asked with an exasperated sigh.

"I wanna show you what I got," she squealed excitedly.

"Okay, show me."

Cat instructs him to walk closer and closer to her until there is barely any space left between them.

"Step away. You are too close to this person. The police are on their way." The necklace Cat was wearing shouted, lighting up as it sounded an alarm.

Beck quickly backed up and put his hands up, "I didn't do anything," he told the crowd anxiously then turned to Cat with a stressed face, "Would ya turn that off?

Cat pouted as she turned off the alarm, "But, it's the world's best alarm necklace. Don't you think Siva would like it?"

Beck paused, "Why does it matter if Siva likes it?"

"Well I want to give it Siva because I think it would help get over some of his anxiety around new people," she stated as she fiddled with her fingers.

Smiling, Beck took Cat into his arms, surprising the petite girl.

"I think he'll love it. You are the nicest person, Cat. Never change."

Hugging him back, she smiled, "Sure."

Later on in the day, everyone besides Robbie was in the Black Box Theatre, watching Robbie's new post on his blog.

"Welcome to Robarazzi starring Robbie Shapiro. Robarazzi, your home for up-to-the-minute tasty gossip about the students at Hollywood Arts Robarazzi starring Robbie Shapiro."

They all groaned as he said that name, over and over. Cat was looking through her catalog while sitting on Jade's lap. Beck and Siva were cuddling and Andre was holding a pillow to his chest.

"Coming up on Robarazzi, Fran Reynolds' pimple: shrinking or growing? Also, does Andre Harris have a ketchup problem? Does Sinjin van Cleef steal famous teeth? Probably. Is it Splitsville for Cat and Jade? Are Siva and Beck hiding something big from the whole school? All this, and tons more on Robarazzi starring Robbie Shapiro."

"He's a dead man," Beck and Jade growled at the same time.

How dare he try to dig into his and Siva's personal lives and imply that Cat and Jade, who had been together for three years, were going to break up with each other. In fact, Jade was picking out a promise ring for Cat the day before. Beck and Jade were irate but Cat and Siva had tears in their eyes. They were upset that their friend could think so low of them.

"I use an appropriate amount of ketchup," Andre pouted, hugging his pillow closer to his chest.

"Let's go fix this right now."

They walk down to the room used for filming and Jade slams the door open, startling Robbie, the camera crew and the ninth grade photographers.

"I don't use any more ketchup than the next guy!" Andre shouts with a small scowl on his face.

Robbie tries to calm them down, then starts whining after he fails to calm them, "Come on you guys, we're in the middle of taping my show."

"Cat and I are not 'Splitsville'," Jade growls as she stalks closer to him.

"What goes on in our personal lives is none of your business!" Beck shouted, him and Jade fighting against the hold their partners had on them.

Robbie completely ignores the angry teens, and looks at his camera crew, "Are you guys getting this? 'Cause this is really great stuff."

They all nod, so Robbie finally gives the irate group his attention.

"Robbie. You're not gonna have any friends left if you keep exploiting us for your dumb blog," Andre insists, his frustration thick in his voice.

Robbie just laughs and turns to a clear marker board behind him, starting to write stuff on it, "Okay, we have Andre freaking out."

Jade scoffs, "Is he serious?"

"This is ridiculous," Beck huffs, going to grab the teen, but Siva holds him back with a slight shake of his head.

He doesn't want anyone to fight. But eventually pandemonium breaks out when the three start demanding he stops his blog rather loudly. Siva rubbed his wrist on the side of his pants anxiously as he tried to work up the courage to get them to stop. He tried multiple times to speak up but stopped himself every time.

Eventually Andre screams to stop all of the yelling, "Stop! This is your last chance, Robs. Are you gonna stop this Robarazzi thing or not?

The next day, during lunch, the group watches the teaser to the next blog update.

"Coming up on Robarazzi, Andre, Beck, Jade, all caught on a psychotic rampage. Beck and Jade's boyfriend and girlfriend have to hold them back to prevent physical violence. Is anyone safe? Including Siva and Cat?"

Beck was scowling as he held his tiny boyfriend close to his chest. After Robbie's personal attack on Beck and Jade, they both became extremely protective over their partners, Jade also being protective over Siva, her best friend.

Andre sighs frustratedly, "I am so mad at Robbie. I've had five people today ask me about my ketchup addiction. One kid called me 'Mister ketchup'."

The three start blaming each other for the whole mess with Robbie but stop when some random kid walks up to Andre with an extremely large bottle of ketchup.

"Hey Andre, we thought you might need this," the rando laughs as he slams the bottle onto the table, "Save some for dinner," he laughs snidely then struts off.

Andre lifts up the ketchup as he stands, shouting, "I do not have a ketchup problem."

All of a sudden a half dozen teens come out of the shadows and start taking pictures of him. He shoos them away then sits down with a huff.

"Who were they?" he grumbles.

"Robarazzis. Robbie's little ninth-grade photographers," Jade spits with venom lacing her tone.

Aw, man! Now, Robbie's got pics of me with this industrial-size ketchup," he sighs, "We gotta do something."

"Clearly," Beck scoffs as shakes his head.

"I think we just have to show Robbie that we're not gonna be his friends until he stops embarrassing everybody," Cat says responsibly before bringing out a machine from her backpack.

Siva perks up as soon as he sees it, "That from Sky Store? What is it?"

Cat giggles in excitement, "It's the world's most powerful portable juicer, for juicing on the go."

"You're so screwed up," Andre states bluntly, not in the mood to be nice.

Cat shakes her head in denial, "No, it's really cool. Watch!"

She quickly grabs the slice of pizza Beck was about to eat, and puts it on top of her juicer. she slowly pushed it down and at the bottom, out came a slushy-like bright orange substance.

Cat claps excitedly, "See?"

"You juiced my pizza," Beck deadpans but smiles when Siva offers him his own chicken salad.

"Oh, that's okay, phūla, I can go get more food. You eat your lunch, you can't mess with your diet, baby, you'll get seizures."

Siva pouts a bit but giggles when Beck pecks him on the lips, kissing his pout away.

The group's good mood from watching the adorable couple immediately diminishes when Robbie struts up to the table and sits down as if nothing is wrong.

"What's up, m'peeps? How's everyone doin' this fine day?"

When no one answers, he looks over at Andre and laughs when he sees the industrial-sized ketchup, "Do you really need that much ketchup?"

Jade gets angry and stands up, grabbing Robbie's gray backpack.

"Wait, Jade, what are you doing?" Robbie asks frantically.

She throws it in the trash can.

"Jade," Robbie sighs frustratedly, "What's wrong with you guys?"

"Stop embarrassing us on your trashy blog," Becks snaps.

"Seriously, Rob, it's not funny anymore, okay," Cat stresses, Siva nodding along with her.

Robbie scoffs, "You guys embarrass yourselves. I just get it on tape and show the world."

"Well, we are not going to be your friends until you stop," Siva states with conviction.

Robbie scoffs, but picks up his food and stands up, he leaves without another word.

Siva anxiously covers his hands with the sleeves of his black cable sweater, and looks up at his boyfriend with a concerned expression.

"Do you think he will stop?" He asks worriedly.

Beck sighs then takes Siva into his arms, "I think he will, but it will be a few days. Let's just hope it doesn't get too bad while we wait it out."

Unfortunately, things get out of hand two days later when Moose catches two photographers after hearing a noise outside the throuples trailer hiding outside the trailer that held Beck and Siva, who was scared to death from the noise the two made outside, thinking it was Tori back to get him. He had a seizure because of the extreme fear coursing through his body. This made Moose, Beck, and Jade extremely angry at Robbie so they devised a plan to get revenge on him.

The next day, Cat and Jade were standing in the middle of the hallway, both holding camcorders.

"Where are they?" Cat whined anxiously.

"Patience," Jade soothed her girlfriend.

"But they finished gym 10 minutes ago."

"It takes time to get from the locker room all the way here."

Then, they hear the sound of running approaching them.

"Turn it on, turn it on," Jade hurriedly tells her girlfriend.

Andre and Beck come running down the hall with huge grins on their faces, both holding clothes.

"We got 'em," Beck smiled at the girls.

"He's right behind us," Andre informs.

Robbie comes running down the hallway in nothing but a towel.

"It's not funny. You guys better give me back my clothes, or I swear I'm gonna tell..." Robbie stops when he realizes that he's being recorded.

"Ah, turn off the camera!" he yells, trying to cover himself.

"Why? You look so cute," Cat giggles.

"Dance for us, Robbie," Jade says with a wicked smile.

Robbie looks back at the two boys, "Give me back my clothes!"

"Should we?" Andre asks rhetorically.

"No!" Beck and Jade insist.

"Yeah, I think we need to put this video online," Cat smiles innocently.

"What? No," Robbie cries out.

"Sorry. The people wanna see what the people wanna see," Cat shrugs.

"You cannot put this video online," Robbie whines pathetically.

"Okay. No problem," Cat says simply with a small shrug of her shoulders.

"We'll k*ll the video. As long as you kill Robarazzi and apologize to Siva when he comes back to school tomorrow," Jade says firmly.

"What'd I do to Siva?"

"Two of your little photographers made him have a seizure last night. He can't come back until tomorrow because he needs to rest, so you have until then to come up with a sincere apology," Beck says with an unknown emotion lacing his tone.

"Oh gosh, I didn't know. Of course I'll apologize, but, if I don't do Robarazzi, what am I gonna do for my blog on The Slap?"

Robbie later gets an idea from Siva to do a blog about recipes because he knows how much Robbie loves to cook. When Siva came back after recuperating from his seizure, Robbie immediately greeted him with a hug, a small gift bag that held a stuffed rabbit, and a sincere apology. Cats small obsession with buying things from Sky Store was curbed when Siva and Beck sat her down and explained how buying too many things could deteriorate her financial and mental health.

Needless to say, everything was fantastic in the group's lives.