Deadpool
Peter didn’t know why Mr. Stark didn’t like Wade, Wade was cool, and was blunt, and confident.
Mr. Stark said something about Deadpool being too dangerous, or maybe hasty, or idk Peter wasn’t really listening when Mr. Stark was scolding him for hanging out Deadpool again.
He kept ranting sounding like “your way to young to patrol with someone like him, you know better, you should have immediately came back when that red idiot came within 6 ft of you, blah, blah, blah” Peter kinda zoned out, he really couldn’t care less, he liked Wade, and he was going to keep hanging out with him.
And with that Peter zoned back just early enough to hear Mr. Stark say
“You’re grounded, for like oh I don’t know 2 weeks. I’ve warned you enough times to be able to do this” Tony rubbed his hand down his face, sighed and fell into the nearest chair. He was getting to old to deal with teens who were hanging out with middle aged men
Peter on the other hand was not as “calm” as Tony and kept gapping at him like a fish
“HUH?! No, yo - yo - you can’t do that. Oh common I hang out with Deadpool for like 15 minutes and now suddenly I’m irresponsible? Thats not fair!” Peter had now stood up and was about two feet away in font of Tony.
“Well that’s too bad, you. are. grounded. And that’s that. That also means no patrol,to school and back. That’s it. school AND back” Tony stood up ruffled Peter’s hair and sat back down.
Peter ruffled his own hair to take the “Tony touch” off
“This is NOT fair” and with that Peter stormed off to his room and made a point to slam the door
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Peter didn’t care about what Mr. Stark said. He was gonna go patrol with Wade, Mr. Stark was being unfair, so when Peter might’ve asked Ned to un activate the tracker in his suit, and when he opened his window before Friday set up the alarm system, and when Peter snuck his suit from the labs, sure he might have been feeling a little bit guilty, but ONLY the tiniest bit, but he brushed it off cuz well Tony wasn’t n being fair!
Peter put on his suit, and then jumped out his window webbing his way through the city
“Hey Ned you there?” Peter asked while swinging past multiple buildings
“Yeah Peter I’m here. Remind me why you’re doing this? Is Mr. Stark really being that unfair? I mean Deadpool is kind of a bad influence” Ned sounded real nervous when speaking to Peter. Not only was he not equipped with half of the tech Tony had, he could in way help Peter if anything happened to him…… so well….. well sue him for being a good friend!
Peter rolled his eyes as he landed on a roof
“Deadpool is fun, he would never intentionally hurt me. Mr. Stark is just worried I might become a vigilante like Deadpool, which I WONT, so stop worrying Ned” Peter jumped from a few rooftops until he got to the one Wade usually goes to. He sat there and waited until Wade showed up.
“Uhhhhh ok Peter, I trust you, please just check in” Ned sighed and hung up.
Peter jumped around, watched the nearby alleyways, he was getting restless, Wade was usually here by now.
“Ughhh, where are youuu Wadeee” Peter pushed himself of the roof backside down, and half way down he caught himself with a web and jumped back onto the roof, where then he came face to face with Wade
“God dammit Wade, stop sneaking around like that” Peter said as he was clutching his chest gasping loudly
Wade just looked at him
“Uhh Wade? You wanna get some food or something?” Peter stared back, poking him
“Weren’t you grounded or something? I kinda figured I wouldn’t be seeing you again when Tony dragged you off the roof and into his car” Wade took a step back from Peter and turned around
“Are you mad at me or something? Tony just acts like that, he might not like you, but I do” Peter jumped infront of Wade
“Petey, if your guardian doesn’t want you to hang out with me then maybe you shouldn’t. Aren’t you already in trouble, maybe you should get back home” Wade again turned his back on him
Peter sighed and jumped infront of Wade again
“Ohh common Wadeeee, can’t we just forget about it? You know I want stop hanging out with you event of Tony does think your dangerous. Let’s go get tacos or something” Peter started to drag Wade but he went limp which made it harder to carry him. Peter got to the edge of the roof before letting Wade drop on to the cold concrete
“Wade, you can’t be serious. Common stop messing around, let’s just go” Peter groaned and pushed Wades shoulders towards him
“Petey, if Tony doesn’t want me around then maybe that’s for the best. I’m not a little teenage girl at a slumber party but I don’t need your overprotective dad, which btw such a cheesy fanfic trope, anyways I don’t need him snooping into what I do, if he doesn’t want me around then that’s just that” Wade stood up and and walked to ledge
“You have never cared. Why now? That “I don’t want Tony snooping” blah blah blah crap is just that crap” Peter followed Wade
Wade looked at Peter
“Peter, let’s not see each other anymore. It’s for the best”
To add dramatic effect Wade teared and jumped of the roof and ran away
Peter looked at him running away shocked and annoyed
Peter called Ned
“I think Deadpool just patrol dumped me” Moments of silence past
“Huh?! What do you mean Deadpool dumped you?” Ned wanted to go to sleep, Ned wanted to order a pizza and build a lego set with Peter, but no Peter wanted to hand out with Deadpool
“I mean he dumped me, said he didn’t need Tony snooping around in his business or whatever and said it was better that ‘we don’t see each other anymore’” Peter started swinging back to the tower while continuing to speak to Ned
“I don’t even know what to say” Ned very dramatically sighed Peter didn’t know it but he was pretty sure Ned was rubbing his hand over his face
“Well ok, I’ll talk to you later, I made it back to the tower” Peter then proceeded to hang up on Ned and climbed back through the window of his room
Peter peeled of his suit and hid it in his dresser, figuring out how to sneak it back into the labs was a problem for tomorrow but for right now he going to sleep
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Peter would keep sneaking out and Wade would keep avoiding him. Like clock work, Peter had snuck out for the fifth time, tried to talk to Wade, Wade pushed him away, ran away, and Peter was left groaning as he watched Wade run away for the fifth time.
When Peter got to his window he didn’t find his usually black room, instead he found a light room with Tony sitting on his bed shouting at Friday to activate his tracker.
Peter debated not going in, but Tony looked really desperate, so with a big dramatic sigh he opened climbed back in through his window
Tony looked at him
“What the hell were you thinking, I told you, I TOLD YOU NO PATROL, and what do you do? You go patrolling, what do we do now Peter? Please, tell me what do we do now?”
Peter just looked at him
“Peter I’m expecting an answer” Tony looked at him with tired eyes and a tight frown
Peter just kept staring he didn’t know what to say
“Why? You’re usually great with punishment, why did you go against my orders?” Tony had now stood up and was pacing around his room
“I wanted to hang out with Wade, I’m always following your rules, all the time, Wade is exciting, I love this team, I love living here but it’s just, there’s to many rules, and there’s no room to mess up, and I have to be absolutely perfect all the time, with Wade I can mess up” Peter looked away from Tony
“I see” with that Tony walked out of his room.
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Tony walked to his room, he couldn’t help but thinking if he was pushing Peter away. Maybe Peter needed the “red idiot”, he was already a pretty uptight kid, so if he could sneak out and go against his direct orders, maybe that was a good thing.
Tony rubbed a hand down his face went to the porch of his room and lit a cigar.
He didn’t like Wade, Wade was dangerous, Wade didn’t know boundaries, Wade is a 40 yr old man hanging out with an 18 year old. He didn’t like Wade, but Peter needed him. So that was that
Tony put out his cigar, and went back into room and climbed into bed, throw a pillow at his wall, because he needed to let out some anger, and then went to sleep.
When Tony woke up, he woke up to screaming in the kitchen. He rolled out of bed put on his robe, walked out of his room, and towards the kitchen, when he entered he saw Peter and May screaming at each other
“It’s FINE May, I didn’t get hurt I wasn’t out for more than a couple of hours” Peter looked frustrated and tired
“That’s not the point and you know that Peter, when I agreed to let you stay with Tony I thought you were going to be responsible not sneaking out when Tony grounds you, or see people that he doesn’t approve of. If you can’t listen to Tony, then maybe you living here was a bad idea. If I can’t trust you to behave while you’re away, then I just can’t trust you” May, rubbed her hand faints her head, and took a big gulp of the water that was next to her.
“You can trust me, I promise I won’t do it again, I just wanted to see deadpool, please May, don’t make me leave” Peter wanted to cry, he didn’t understand why ever hated Deadpool so much
“And that’s the problem, Tony told you no, and you did what you wanted anyways. So yeah, I think it times that you get move back in with me, pack you bags, you’ll still be able to visit, but I think it’s just not right for you here anymore” May looked away from Peter and instead looked at Tony
“May, that isn’t necessary, Peter is fine here, we’ll upgrade the security, make sure he can’t disable the tracker in suit, whatever you want, but he doesn’t have to move out” Tony started walking to May
“No, no, I think it’s time, that come come back to me” and with that May and Tony got into an argument, neither wanting to give up Peter
Peter just looked at them, back away and ran towards a window, ignoring the screams from Tony and May calling out to him, he jumped out the window and onto the roof, he was planning on patrolling after school anyways so he had his suit on him, he put on his mask and started to swim away before Tony and May could reach him
He didn’t know where he was going, but he couldn’t go back to the tower. So he continued to swing, until he landed on Wades rooftop
Wade was there, it was like he was waiting for him
“Hey Petey, thought you might make it here at one point or another” Wade stood still, looking at him
“How’d you know I was going to be here ?” Peter did the same as Wade, stood still. They were both staring at each other
“Tony called, said he wanted to talk and that he might’ve over reacted, and then he called this morning, just about 5 minutes ago, said you ran away, I imagined you would have ended up here”
“Oh”
“Waddya doing kid? Go home, get ungrounded, go to school, go to your nerdy little trips, go have fun. I don’t need you getting in trouble because of me, and I don’t need to be chasing angsty teens around the city either” Wade sighed and lets gravity drag him to the floor
“But I wanna have fun with YOU Wade. I like hanging out with you, I don’t care what Tony thinks of you” Peter just looked at the ground
“Yk your the first person to think of me so highly, others like Tony, just look at me and think I’m “immoral” or a “dangerous disgrace” whatever that means and leave it at that. Peter I’m asking you to leave it at that”
“But why, do….. do you not like me or something? Cuz if you don’t I totally understand and I’ll get out of your or whatever” Peter heard his own breath hitch
“Kid, you know it’s not that, I love having you around, but if Tony doesn’t want me around then Tony doesn’t want me around”
“But, you just said Tony called you, can’t we just go talk to him?” Peter wanted to cry but he wasn’t going to cuz that would be dumb
“I don’t know what you want me to say kid”
“ I want you to say that you’ll keep hanging out with me!”
“ I can’t do that, not anymore atleast”
“Please! Wade, let me stay” Peter had gone a bit desperate and started to walk towards Wade
“Go home kid” Wade had stood up
“No” Peter looked at Wade
“GOD DAMMIT KID GO FUCKING HOME” Wade had, had enough, he wasn’t his father he didn’t need this shit