Thor
Thor is a strong, active, confident man although sometimes he felt like he wasn’t apart of the click, not because he wasn't as good as them, but because sometimes he didn’t really understand what they were saying, he didn’t get some of their jokes and he didn’t get some of their game plans for certain missions. Not to say he was stupid, but he was raised on different norms and was taught different types of manners, so sometimes he came off as stupid or barbaric.
He didn’t understand why they couldn’t understand, that no he wasn’t like them, but he could learn, but nobody wanted to teach him, nobody wanted to show him how to act “normal”
When Tony first introduced Peter, he wondered if that was really Tony’s kid or if he was his kid like how Harley was his kid. Everyone else seemed to understand, but him. He would try to figure it out, maybe he'll ask his brother when he goes back to Asgard.
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It was the team's weekly dinner, everyone was there besides Loki, but he’d let that rest for, because everyone was still a little sore about the murder attempts. Peter also wasn’t there but Tony has said he’d be arriving in a few minutes.
Clint seemed to be getting impatient to eat, everyone else though was happy to wait for Peter
“OK, so clearly the kid isn’t coming. Can we eat or no?” Clint said as he was eyeing the pizza, he clearly wanted to grab a piece but Pepper was guarding the pizza and she’d definitely smack his hand away.
Tony rolled his eyes
“No, were gonna wait for the kid, I ordered 15 boxes, considering he could eat 5 himself and then there's thor, I need to see if I need to order more, he should be walking in anytime now”
And as if he heard his name, Peter walked in not even a second later
“Mr. Stark! I'm back!” Peter was leaving everything at the door, for which Pepper would nag Tony about and Tony would nag Peter about.
“We're in the kitchen kid! I got pizza, go change and come down!” Tony was sorting through the Pizza’s he’d ordered for Peter
No one really understood why he even tried to say Peter wasn’t his kid, only a dad would make sure their kid got the food he likes, and only a dad would know what type of food his kid liked.
Clint would get on his back for this later, but right now he was too hungry to pester Tony about it.
Peter walked right through the door as tony looked in the last pizza box, he handed five to Peter pushed the boxes in his arms and glared at him
“I know for a fact you did not eat a damn thing today, so you will be eating right now, and you will be eating a sufficient amount” Peter just blushed at being scolded in front of the avengers.
Tony just ruffled his hair, ignored his grumbling and went to get himself 3 slices of pizza.
Thor went to go get a couple boxes of pizza when clint came up behind him
“Wow man, save some for the rest of us!” Clint laughed and went to serve himself a couple slices.
Thor didn’t realize Clint was joking, so he just laughed awkwardly and put one of the boxes he had in his arms down. He was sure Clint didn’t mean anything when saying it, but he still felt like he had done something wrong
Everyone was eating and talking when Clint made a joke that he didn’t understand, but everyone else did, so he just sat there eating his pizza listening in case someone explained it.
Peter was sitting next to him, he wasn’t really paying attention to him.
Peter leaned over
“The joke was ‘what do you call an angry carrot’ and the pun was ‘a steamed carrot”, in cartoons when people get mad they turn red and having steam around them, and when you cook a carrot, the carrot turns darker and has steam around it, so he's comparing a cooked carrot to an angry person” Peter whispered the explanation and leaned back over to finish eating his pizza.
Thor stared at him for a second
“HAHAHA THAT WAS FUNNY, A CARROT AND A MORTAL, THE SAME!” Thor laughed slapped Peters back
“THANK YOU MORTAL”
He then went back to eating his pizza while continuing to laugh.
Everyone else finished eating and Peter and Thor were still eating, Peter had finished his five boxes with no problem and Thor was on his last two slices but he was still hungry, he didn’t want to get another box though, he didn’t want to grab another box in case he might be doing something wrong.
Thor finished his last slices and was eyeing one of the other full boxes.
Peter got up grabbed two boxes and dropped one of in front of Thor and sat down next to him
“You looked like you wanted more, Mr. Stark bought the pizza for us to eat and nobody else can eat a couple boxes, if you’re still hungry, get another box”
And with that Peter opened to box and started to eat
Thor smiled and laughed and he mirrored Peter’s actions.
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The next morning Thor was in the kitchen at the same time Peter was.
Peter opened up one of the cabinets and pulled out a pop tart box
Peter looked at him and raised one of the bags
“You want one?” Peter looked at him and wanted for an answer
“WHAT IS IT, YOUNG MORTAL?” Thor asked
“Oh uh, I don’t really know what it is, but it has frosting and is filled with strawberry jam” Peter kinda chuckled and inspected the box to see if he could get any other information from the box.
“YES, I WILL TRY YOUR MYSTERY JAM FROSTING POCKET” Thor smiled and watched Peter take out one of the silver bags and hand it to him.
Peter smiled, he checked the clock and his smile dropped
“Bye Mr. Thor!” and with that Peter was running out the door.
Thor just laughed and continued to eat the poptart.
Thor deemed Peter a good kid so when Peter got back from school and found him sitting in the kitchen he thought it was worth a shot to ask something important
“YOUNG MORTAL, WOULD, COULD YOU PERHAPS TEACH ME HOW TO ACT LIKE A MORTAL?”
Peter looked at him confused
“What do you mean? Like how to act like…… no i'm still confused, i'm not sure what you mean”
“WELL I'VE BEEN TOLD I NEED TO ACT MORE LIKE A MORTAL, THAT MY ACTIONS ARE THOSE ONE OF A BARBIC MAN, I DO NOT WISH TO DISPLEASE ANYONE” Thor looked at Peter trying to see if he looked like he was disinterested at any point.
“Umm Thor, you don’t need to change the way you act, everyone knows you’re not from here, when Clint teases you about something, he’s just joking, he doesn’t mean it, but I mean, yeah, if you want to learn how to act more ‘mortal’ I could teach you” Peter smiled at Thor
Thor smiled back at Peter
“HAHAHA, YOU ARE VERY WISE YOUNG MORTAL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH” Thor laughed, hugged Peter and then set Peter back down.
Peter seemed like a nice kid, Loki would like him very much, maybe Loki could come visit him, they would get along amazingly well.
Thor smiled, went into the cabinets and got himself another poptart.
Thor wasn’t stupid, but he sometimes didn’t get the jokes the others said, and he sometimes didn’t get the game plan for certain missions, but with Peter, well he would start to get them better.
Thor looked like a mad man laughing by himself, but Peter was a great kid, so if he was laughing, it wasn’t anybody's business