Fucking Magic…
"-oss.
"Boss."
"Boss!"
"go away..." Tony sleepily groaned as a soft hand gently shook him by the arm, pulling away without opening his eyes. He moved his head to the left and landed on something warm and nice smelling, that makes him slightly open one eye in confusion before the events of the last night hit him, and he smirks to himself, laying his head down on Wanda Maximoffs back, who had just adorably snorted from her sleep, one hand hanging off the bed.
"Perhaps there is God after all..." He whispered to himself, closing his eyes again, ready to go back to sleep until something else clicked inside his mind...
If Wanda is still sleeping under him, then who did...
Tony's orange glowing eyes snapped open as he turned around, Endo-Sym already enveloping his body. He instinctively pointed his already powered-up repulsor hand on the intruder, ready to disintegrate her on the spot, until he saw her face and almost had a heart attack, or something relatively close to it.
"Boss!" The girl yelped, her eyes flickering Purple for a second before they returned back to their natural blue color and she held her hands up in surrender.
The sudden noise also woke Wanda up, who at first only growled like a husky with her head still burrowed inside the pillow, before she turned around with still sleepy eyes and only raised a confused eyebrow at the scene before her until it clicked to her that she is still naked and there is an unknown Girl, who is only covered by a blanket standing in front of them.
Tony stared at The Girl for a moment. His brain was firing way too fast while he tried to figure out what the hell is going on and from where did this strangely familiar girl who calls him, Boss came from. Only two people really call Tony: Boss, despite him being an owner of one of the largest corporations on the planet. One is Happy and the other is...
“F-Friday?” Tony whispered, his eyes wide, while Wanda looked even more confused, as she focused on the Girls face and realized that this Girl really is Friday. The Girl gave them a shy smile and slowly put her hands down, while Tony hardly swallowed and put his hand down, letting the repulsor depower. “Friday? Is that you, baby girl?”
"The one and only." Friday smugly replied.
"How did this happen?" Wanda quietly asked as her Suit magically appeared on her body, while she pointed over at Friday when she saw that Tony went into some sort of trance, or what she would call his bluescreen.
"I honestly have no idea." Friday answered, biting her lip. "I was doing what I am always doing in my free time and one moment I was surfing through the internet and on the next, I was sitting on the floor in the lab, surrounded by flashy red mist."
"Red Mist? Tony snapped out of his trance, giving Wanda a side-eye. When Friday nodded, He just cursed, signing in defeat as he dropped onto the bed again. "Great... Reality Shifting Orgasm. Emma will never let this one down..."
"Now, wait a minute." Wanda said while also turning red as a tomato. "How do you know this was me?"
"Do you know somebody else with flashy red powers?" Tony sarcastically asked. "God, I will never be able to use that Diamond Orgasm thing again..."
"Now that you mentioned it. I think Boss is right about you being the cause of this development." Friday said as Purple Mist emerged from her fingertips. "This is a bit weird feeling for me, but it also feels surprisingly freeing. I can still run all of my programs and surf the internet, but it feels like a secondary thing to this body. It's not unpleasant at all, just weird. Also, I'm cold."
"Cold." Tony repeated in disbelief.
"Right..." Wanda muttered, her eyes skipping to the bag in the corner of the room. She used to hang out here with Tony a lot, so she left some of her clothes in here in case she needed to change. She uses her magic to levitate the Bag to Friday, who takes it, looking at her in confusion. "Pick some clothes from there to wear."
"Clothes." Friday repeated in awe as if it was the strangest thing she ever heard of. "Awesome. Do you also have clothes for smaller humans?" She asked, looking over at Tony and Wanda curiously.
"Why would we need clothes for smaller humans?" Tony hesitantly asked, dread already fulling his mind, while Friday just sheepishly smiled.
****
Tony honestly thought that he had seen it all. Wizards, Aliens, Gods, Super Soldiers, Androids, but life still keeps surprising him because he would never think that he would one day see, Vision and Ultron, falling to catch a Baby Speedster Boy, who was giggling like crazy and kept running all over the living room, while a Little Baby Girl was watching this scene from the Couch, nervously sucking on her thumb.
"Dammit, not again..." Friday signed as she ran to assist her metallic brothers, blocking the Boy's path. "Dum-E stop! You will hit the wall again!"
"I got him." Ultron leaped after Dum-E, who sped out of Ultron's way and Ultron ended up flying right into Vision, knocking them both down on the ground. "I don't got him.."
"No, you don't." Vision facepalmed in embarrassment.
Wanda stared at the Boy with a haunted expression, before she moved in front of Tony and used her Magic to slow the Boy down, just at the right moment, as he accidentally slipped and crushed right into her legs. The boy was unmistakably a smaller, younger version of Tony, but his green eyes just screamed Wanda. Instinctively, she bent down to pick up the boy, and to her surprise, he let her without any protests.
"Hi." Wanda quietly whispered with a small smile while Dum-E just grinned at her, too interested in her long hair and her fancy red crown. "Do you know who I am?" She asked and Dum-E for a moment stopped playing with her hair and just looked at Tony, then back at her, before he nodded and returned his attention to her hair.
Tony meanwhile held some sort of staring contest with the Little Girl, who was looking at him as if he held all answers to the universe. She was almost the exact image of Wanda, just a lot younger with wide brown eyes, filled with fear and glossy with unshed tears.
"U?" Tony hesitantly called out to the little girl, who just looked down and the tears began to fall on her cheeks, as she started to visibly shake. He didn't think much and immediately hurried over to her, wrapping the sweater that was resting on the Couch around her, and settling her on his lap, while she buried her face in his chest, quietly sobbing into his Silver Armor.
"She has been like this ever since our... evolution." Friday said, settling herself down on the couch next to them and running small calming circles on the younger girl's small back. "I dont understand it. Dum-E and Me are fine, but U just kept crying or spacing out."
"It's your former programing." Ultron cryptically said. "Dum-E's programming had a few fatal errors that made him the way he is. You have been designed to act like any human girl would, while also acting like a secretary, co-pilot, and friend. U on the other hand was designed to be the perfect helper bot, and now she lost the ability to help with anything." He continued, and U started to cry, hiding her face in Tony's chest. "She is simply in shock, distressed, lost, and scared."
"Can we help her somehow?" Wanda softly asked, walking over to the trio with Dum-E still playing with her hair. U lifted her head a bit at the sound of her voice, but then quickly looked away and hid in Tony's chest again.
"Maybe if we can somehow reverse-" Tony started to say, but shut up when an Orange Portal opened inside his living room and a Man wearing Dark Blue Ropes and Fancy Red Cape with awesome facial hair stepped through.
The Man looked around him and signed as his eyes focused on Tony and Wanda with an annoyed facial expression before he spoke with clear, heavy sarcasm. "You two. Fantastic..."
"Who the hell are you?" Tony demanded, his eyes flickering Orange while Red Mist started materializing in Wanda's free hand.
"My name is Dr. Stephen Strange. Sorcerer Supreme of Earth and Master of Mystical Arts." Strange intruduced himself, observing Wanda with a guarded look before he focused solely on Tony. "I believe you had the honor of meeting my teacher and predecessor. The Ancient One."
"Ahh, yes. I remember now." Tony muttered to himself. "You are her favorite pupil! Tell, me how is Baldy doing these days?"
Strange snorted at the "pupil" comment but bit his tongue before he could give Tony a smart remark. "I'm afraid she is no longer with us. She died last week when I was fighting an enemy of our Order."
"Oh... Sorry to hear that." Tony said, giving him a sympathetic look. "So why are you here?"
"Because of them." Strange pointed at Friday, Dum-E, and U and then at Wanda. "Your magic transformed three existing beings into Humans. Every Sourcerer on Earth felt when they were "born" and that shouldn't be possible. Not even for The Scarlet Witch." Strange then turned to Friday, who just raised an eyebrow at him. "Not to mention that SHE shares your Chaos Magic."
"What do you mean?" Wanda asked, looking between Friday and Strange with a confused expression, while Strange just stared at her as if she was an idiot.
"You can't sense it?" Strange asked with narrowed eyes, pointing to Friday. "Power is radiating from her as if she was a supernova. Just by looking at you two, I am getting overwhelmed by the raw power, and it's giving me a serious headache."
"Sorry?" Friday shrugged, not sounding sorry at all.
"Can you fix this?" Tony asked, standing up while still holding the crying U close to his chest and ignoring the way everybody looks at him. "Can you turn them back?"
Strange stared at the Kid in Tony's arms for a few moments before he shakes his head. "No. Whatever Maximoff unknowingly did is permanent. Not even she can reverse it now, as the Oldest generates her own Magic, while the two youngsters are just... like a none existing in the eyes of magic. Like a black hole."
"How does that even make sense?" Tony questioned with a grimace.
"It doesn't." Strange resorted, running his hands through his hair in frustration. "None of this makes sense! The Ancient One had me studying the Legend of The Scarlet Witch and learn things about the two of you for hours, but I heard nothing of a Witch magically willing Children into existence."
"I need to go." Tony suddenly blurred out, handing U to Friday, before quickly moving to the balcony. "I need to deal with Rogers and the others. I just... I need to get out." He didn't wait for anyone to respond as he immediately jumped off the balcony, and blasted away from the building at top speed.
"He took that better than I expected," Friday muttered, but her face showed that she was slightly hurt by his departure, while U just hid her face in Friday's neck, and Dum-E managed to jiggle out of Wanda's arm, pulling at Strange's Cloak, with satisfaction in his eyes, when The Cloak departed from Strange and started to quickly fly away from The young Boy on its own.
"Are you alright?" Vision quietly asked, observing Wanda with concern on his face.
"Hm? Yeah..." Wanda answered, biting her lips. "All of this is just overwhelming, I guess.." She took a deep breath and continued. "I get why he is freaking out. I really do. He just found out that his parents were assassinated and a Man who lived with him for years, fought side by side with him and lived off his money, knew and never bothered to tell him."
"Sir is a very complicated man in this topic. Parenthood I mean." Vision clarified, looking at Dum-E who was trying to catch up to the fleeing Cloak with a smile. "He never really wanted Children because he was afraid of becoming his own Father. I don't know if he spoke about his Father to you, but Howard Stark was mostly absent from his life and they never had the best relationship or could get along."
"How do you feel about this, Ms. Maximoff?" Ultron curiously asked while Wanda shifted her eyes towards him. He is not that Ultron that killed her brother, but his appearance is relatively the same, just without his creepy human-like face. Sometimes it still creeps Wanda out. Noticing Wanda's look, Ultron decided to clarify. "I meant about being a Mother."
Mother...
"I dont know." Wanda answered in all honesty, looking over at Friday and U, who were both looking at her with clear curiosity on their faces. "I always wanted to have my own Family. I always wanted to have kids, but I never really thought about what would happen if I had them." She then chuckled, shaking her head. "And I for sure didn't imagine having them after the first se-" She glances at U and quickly changes her mind about saying that word. "Sleepover."
"Smooth save, Maximoff." Strange snorted, not taking his eyes from his Cloak, which was now plastered at the ceiling, shaking as if it just lived through the worst moments of his life, while Dum-E kept jumping and trying to reach it with a giggle.
****
"I can't do this, Rhodey." Tony paced around the room like a crazy person, while Rhodey calmly drank his coffee, silently letting Tony vent out. "I already kinda considered Friday as my own Daughter after my Birthday Party, but she isn't a freaking baby. How can I take care of two toddlers? Me? I can hardly take care of myself. Not to mention that Dum-E is a Speedster and U's powers are still unknown to me if she has some, but I highly suspect she does..."
"Just so I understand." Rhodey interrupted, holding his finger up. "You and Wanda went to your place, had sex and when you woke up in the morning, Friday, Dum-E and U were humans?"
"Yes!" Tony snapped, continuing pacing around. "Friday looks exactly like her Holographic form, but completely Human. U is like a mix between Me and Wanda but still looks more like her than me, just with my brown eyes, I guess. Dum-E on the other hand is like mini-me with Wanda's green eyes! It's creepy and according to that Wizard Doctor permanent!"
"Is that really a bad thing?" Rhodey asked, and quickly continued before Tony could open his mouth. "Friday always wanted to have a Human Body. You said it yourself, she sometimes feels like the most Human of all of us. You also said that Dum-E is also excited by this development and honestly, Speedster powers suit his personality really well."
"And what about U?" Tony asked with narrowed eyes. "She obviously doesn't like this development."
"U was always trying to help with everything." Rhodey responded, motioning for Tony to sit down. "She probably thinks that she is causing problems and is understandably scared after exchanging a metal body for a small organic and easily breakable one."
"You didn't see her eyes." Tony quietly said. "She wasn't just scared. She was lost and completely terrified and when she started to cry, I just- I didn't know what to do."
"From what you told me, you did everything you could at that moment. You took her in her arms and hold her close, thus giving her some sense of security and comfort." Rhodey said, clapping him on the shoulder with a proud expression on his face. "She will get used to this new life. We all will. But first, we should get rid of our old one."
"Did they try anything?" Tony asked, motioning his head at the doors.
"Oh, they tried many things." Rhodey answered with a serious expression. "Rogers tried to escape from his cell a couple of times, Barton too. Lang had a small mental breakdown, but I honestly believe he is just stupid and doesn't even realize what he got mixxed in. Wilson has been trying to play it safe, arguing that they did only what they believed was right... Only Barnes seems to be accepting his fate and realizing their mistakes."
Tony's eyes flickered Orange at the mention of the former Winter Soldier. "So what now?"
"I'm not sure." Rhodey answered. "That Doctor, who triggered Barnes was identified as Helmut Zemo. Sokovian, whose family died during the Battle of Sokovia. His plan was to tear the Avengers apart by revealing to you the footage of... well you know. But he never anticipated that The Avengers were already broken and that Wanda was on our side." He then took a deep breath and continued. "Ultron and T'Challa managed to intercept Zemo before he got to the Winter Soldiers and put him behind bars. Zemo confirmed that Fury and Romanoff also knew the truth. That's why she disappeared from the hospital."
"That's not surprising at all." Tony growled, narrowing his eyes at nothing.
"An official warrant was put out on their heads a few hours ago." Rhodey revealed with a smug smile. "Both Fury and Romanoff are wanted for obstruction of justice and treason for the Info Dump, among many other crimes that Ross is capable of throwing at them. There is a kill order in place if either of them tries to resist arrest."
"Good." Tony said his lips twitching up in pleasure. "You know, I had my doubts about T'Challa. I honestly thought that he stab me in the back, but he didn't. Even when I was going for the kill on Barnes, he just stood there and let me have it."
"That's because T'Challa understands your grief probably more than anyone right now." Rhodey nodded in understanding. "From the report Ultron gave me, T'Challa was aiming to kill Zemo, before Zemo explained why he did what he did and T'Challa left his life just so he could live the rest of his life behind bars, knowing that he got what he wanted for his family."
"Honorable." Tony commented with a fond smile. "Wakanda should be happy that their new King is a wise and merciful man. Hell, for all we know, he could be some guilt-ridden idiot who would pitty Barnes so much that he would take him back to his country, shielding him from everything The Winter Solider has done."
"That would be a really stupid decision." Rhodey agreed with a shrug. "Luckily that isn't the case."
"I want to bring T'Challa in on our Global Defensive plans against the Invasion." Tony revealed, making Rhodey's eyes slightly widen from shock. "Wakanda is good at hiding their secrets but in reality, they are probably the most advanced country on the planet with many neat tricks that could come in handy."
"You sure you trust him that much?" Rhodey curiously asked.
"Yes, I do." Tony answered without hesitating. "I also want to bring in this Strange Wizzard Guy with really awesome facial hair. Something tells me that it was his Teachers plan all along and that's why she refused to assist me herself."
"I still can't believe that Wizards are real..." Rhodey mumbled with a grimace. "What's next? Godzilla?"
"God, I hope not." Tony signed, shaking his head. "But I honestly wouldn't be surprised anymore... If Thor and Loki are real, does that mean that the World Serpent is also real?"
Rhodey's eyes widened as he considered this theory inside his head. "I'm never going on another vacation near the ocean in my life..."
****
When Steve came to his senses after they were all dosed with sleeping gas because Steve tried to break out of his cell again, he found himself tied up to his seat in some kind of Holding cell. The cuffs that were tightly around his wrist have a small Stark Industries logo on them, and Steve is half convinced that Tony build these chains solely for him.
In front of Steve were two other cells and inside them were Bucky, Clint, and Sam, all three seemed fine, but Clint did have support a large bruise on the left side of his face, probably from the punch T'Challa threw at him before Ultron knocked him out.
Ultron...
Steve still can't believe that Tony just rebuild the Murder Robot. Did he learn anything from before? How could he do something like that?! Ultron and every AI like him are clear threats to the World, and yes, Steve means Friday too. The female AI has no respect for people and it's only a matter of time before she also goes rogue.
But Steve can't be bothered by that because right now, He has different problems. He is scared. And for quite a lot of different reasons.
Steve is fully aware that Tony enhanced himself after the Battle of Sokovia Sokovia, but he still had hope that if it came down to it, he would be able to fight against Tony, but that obviously wasn't the case. Tony won. He defeated him in hand-to-hand combat with his own shield, and Steve got the impression that he, despite being seriously pissed, was still going easy on him.
He was scared for Bucky, who was sitting across from him with a haunted and guilty expression on his face, but also something else. It wasn't fear as Steve at first suspected, it was resignation mixed with peace, total calmness as if his life wasn't on the line here!
Tony was going to kill Bucky, the rage in his eyes demonic orange eyes screamed it from miles away, but luckily Wanda got in his way and stopped him. Steve still can't wrap his head around what he saw. Wanda kissed Tony and betrayed them, even after they gave her family and offered her a place in their home after Sokovia and Ultron! How could she do that?!
That still doesn't change the fact that Tony had taken Bucky alive, and Steve honestly isn't sure if that was good or bad news. Wanda might've saved Bucky's life, but it wasn't because she cared about any of them. "Don't let them get out of this so easily." Those were the words she used and Steve is honestly terrified because he knows what Tony is capable of.
Iron Man wasn't born to be a hero like Steve. No, Iron Man was born for vengeance in the desert of Afghanistan and the blood of Tony's enemies.
And that vengeance is now directed on them.
He was also scared for Sharon, who was apparently going on a trail today. From what the Guards spoke to each other, it was the last act of mercy Tony was willing to give her after he learned the truth about the death of his parents. Steve can't believe that Tony would give up Sharon, his family, just because they were trying to spare him unnecesary pain.
But then the guards spoke about something highly disturbing... Apparently, despite being family, Sharon and Tony used to sleep together and that's what caused the rift between the Stark and Carter families. Steve really didn't want to believe this, but then he remembered the way Sharon was looking at Tony at the funeral, and his confidence in her sadly went a level down.
He just hopes that it isn't true because Sharon reminded him a lot of Peggy...
Steve looks to the side and sees Sam, lying on the ground, and for a dreadful moment, Steve had feared the worst, before noticing the stable rise and fall of his chest, indicating he was still breathing. Clint is still yelling at the nearest came as loudly as he can to be let out of that cell. From his left, despite not being able to see him, Steve can still hear Scott silently crying, repeating his Daughter's name over and over again, while also cursing himself for his stupidy.
Both Clint and Scott have families who are waiting for them to come home, and Steve honestly regrets bringing them into this mess to begin with, but now... God, Steve just wants them both to shut up.
As if someone answered his prayers, there is a loud sound of footsteps that finally silence both men up. In a few seconds, the large doors that lead into the area their cells are located opened up, and inside stepped: Thaddeus Ross, followed by Tony and Rhodey.
"Gentlemen." Ross greeted them with a bright and clearly fake smile. "Allow me to inform you that you have all been deemed to be a threat to the safety of the general public and by The Sokovia Accords Committee."
"We didn't sign The Accords." Steve growled, pulling on his chains but to no avail.
The Sokovia Accords are the law of the land now, Mr. Rogers." Rhodey unimpressively responded, purposely pointing out the Mr. instead of Captain. "Just because you and your accomplices refused to sign The Accords, it doesn't mean that you can simply go around the world and break the law. The US Military has also revoked both your and Mr. Wilson's military titles, as well as Mr. Wilson's counseling license. Mr. Lang also broke his parole, which means that his sentence would be a lot worse for him."
"So what are you going to do to us now, Ross?" Clint spit out and punched the glass of his cell. "Are you going to lock us up and throw away the key just as you did with Blonsky? You will never get away with that."
"I won't do anything, Mr. Barton." Ross smiled, pointing at Tony. "Mr. Stark is an excellent negotiator and managed to convince the whole UN Committee to give you all up into his custody. You could say that you are his property now."
No! That cannot be happening!
Steve tried to pull on his chains even harder but they didn't even bulge. Judging by the reaction of the others, all of them except Bucky are panicking.
Tony had all the power, and they had none.
They were his to do as he pleased...
"Don't worry, Guys." Tony smirked like a shark. "I'm sure you will love your new home. You will even have the best possible view of the stars in the skies."
"Tony..." Steve desperately tried to reason with him again, but as soon as Tony looked at him, a sleeping gas was released into their cells, knocking them all out again.
"You should've never messed with me, Rogers." Tony kneeled next to Steve's cell, looking him directly in the eyes with no hint of friendliness on his face. "All of my enemies are dead and you... You will eventually wish that I have killed you too. I promise." He then straitened himself up and smiled at them all. "The Sokovia Accords state that you can be imprisoned without a trial, but I feel like that's a little harsh and unfair if you ask me. So we are going to have our own trails and I really hope you are just as excited as I am."
"It's always a pleasure watching you work, Stark." Ross praised with a chuckle after Steve, Bucky, Clint, Sam, and Scott "I really feel pity for them you know. The Committee gave them all up to your mercy, you can kill them whenever you chose. It's tempting, isn't it?"
"You have no idea..." Tony muttered as 5 Iron Legionaries stepped into the room and carried the unconscious Avengers out of their cells. "Don't forget our deal Ross."
"I won't." Ross promises as he watches Tony leave.
****
When Tony returned home later that night, Vision was already in sleep mode inside his room, while Friday was loudly snoring on the couch with a book on her head. Ultron, like always doing his own thing inside the lab, and Tony figured out that it is better not to disturb him while he is at it at night.
Tony entered his room and smiled to himself when he saw Wanda, sitting on the edge of the bed with Dum-E and U quietly sleeping in the middle. She was gently and lovingly stroking Dum-E's little hair and holding U's hand, something that Tony figured out she probably did for a long time.
"They are going to need real names." Tony said as he moved Wanda's hair to the side and kissed her cheek. "If they are to have normal lives they cannot be called Dum-E and U. As sad as it is, it would just confuse them and everybody who doesn't know of their origin around them."
"Friday already thought about that." Wanda told him with a soft smile. "She figured that nobody will really question her existence after what transpired at your birthday party, but she still created a birth certificate with the name Ana Stark. Apparently, I gave my first birth when I was only 6 years old."
Tony laughed, quietly so he wouldn't wake the kids up. He expected something like this from Friday. "What about these two little troublemakers?"
"Dr. Strange gave them a quick medical check-up." Wanda stated, smiling down when Dum-E made an adorable sound from his sleep. "Physically Dum-E is only 3 years old while U is 5. The Magic somehow aged them up according to how advanced their programming was, and that's why Friday is the oldest while also the youngest of the three. Fri thought that it would be fair if we chose their names and their background together."
Tony hums in acknowledgment and gently runs his finger on top of U's small head. "How about Hailey and Stella as her second name? I know this Kid, Harley, who helped me during The Mandarin Accident, and I do kinda miss him, despite knowing him only for a few days and sometimes texting with him. And I like Stella in general"
"Hailey Stella Stark." Wanda tasted it on her lips. "I like it." She said while biting her lips "How do you feel about Arno Django Stark for Dum-E?”
"Django?" Tony questioned.
"It was Pietro's second name." Wanda explained with a small sad smile.
"Arno Django Stark it is." Tony smiled and Wanda gave him a smile of gratitude. "Besides, I have a feeling that he will be a lot like his Uncle, and not just because he has super speed. God, bathing him will be a nightmare, Dum-E always hated water."
Wanda laughed, already imagining the fights Dum-E or Arno now would put them through. "What about their background?"
"I already figured that out." Tony revealed, settling himself down next to her. "5 Years ago I was on a business trip in Sokovia where I met this gorgeous 21 years old brunette and impregnated her. Then 2 years later, we had another kid and a year after that, you gained your powers and joined The Avengers, via your connection to me. The reason why nobody knew about their existence or our relationship is that neither of us wanted them to live in the spotlight of being the next Stark Heirs."
"Sound believable." Wanda admitted with a grimace. "But will people actually buy it?"
"I don't see a reason why not." Tony shrugged. "My personal life despite me being on the top of the food chain in the high class of New York is still pretty secretive. Your past with Hydra and Ultron also isn't public knowledge otherwise you would be under heavy supervision or worse. Plus there are many speculations as to how you got into The Avengers, so if anyone asks again, our secret love and adorable children are the answer how."
"Okay." Wanda nodded, leaning her back into his chest and yawning. "Did you take care of them?"
"I guess you could say that." Tony grimaced, making her give him a pointy look. "The UN released them all into my personal custody. Their lives are mine. Tomorrow I am taking them to Ultron and Friday's Prison on the Moon. "Rhodey, Vision, T'Challa, Strange, and even Emma are coming with me. I was hoping we could make this our first unofficial family trip."
"You want to take the kids on the freaking moon?" Wanda asked in disbelief, glaring daggers at him. "ARE YOU INSANE?"l
"I admit that it sounds like a bad idea, but they are going to be in the presence of their two metal brothers, a badass uncle, a hot aunt who can turn into a living diamond that can also read minds, king of the most advanced country on Earth, a wizard with a magical cloak, and awesome facial hair, and their two enhanced parents. Who could keep babysit and keep them safe if not this group?"
Wanda stares at Tony with concern because when he says it like that, it kinda makes a lot of sense and she really doesn't want it to make sense. "Damn you..."
"Love you too, Red." Tony said and Wanda froze for a moment before she smiled and turned her head to him.
"I love you too."