I Think I lost My Mind, but It's My Kind of Love

Eternals (Movie 2021)
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I Think I lost My Mind, but It's My Kind of Love
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Summary
I make an Ikaris left to get milk and never came back joke, and things kinda compound from there.
Note
According to a deleted scene, Sprite says Ikersi broke up a century ago, and it's backed up in the wiki so I'll just base the fic's timeline on that aye. The wiki also says that they’ve been together since 2900 BC which makes sense since the main girlie said that they’ve been together for 5000 years, but then it also says that he only confessed in 575 BC in Babylon. so either sersi can’t do maths (fat mood) or they really said “just a pair of really good friends 🥰" for over 2400 years, well no wonder everyone told them to please get together already.(if you can't do maffs like me: if they got together in Babylon, and have been together for 5000 years, that would mean they were together until the year 4425?? feel free to correct me and tell me my maths is bad and that im a dumbass if im wrong tho :D)

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