Yup I think I got that much…

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Yup I think I got that much…
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-DISCONTINUED- Peter Parker’s real life is filled with photo shoots, paparazzi, fans, popularity, and anything irritating about a models life you could possibly imagine.And he’s so tired.But what if he finds himself an out?A human just around his age with major relationship issues doesn’t seem like the just the thing poor peter needs, when one accidentally texts him instead of his friend ‘nebs’, Peter doesn’t want to anonymity to end.
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Hey hey. Hope you like this. the only part of this fic im not gonna touch up onLeave any form of constructive criticism you’ve got in the comments! Have fun reading you amazing humans <3
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Harley:

you’re really nice, you know?

i just

i just wanted to thank you, i guess

i’m harley

 

…?

 

stranger:

oh hey sorry

was at a shoot

it was no problem at all!

nice to meet you harley :)

 

Harley:

shoot ?

 

stranger:

yes?

 

Harley:

are you a photographer?

 

stranger:

well, i mean it’s just a hobby that i do sometimes i guess

how did you know

oh

you you thought that…

okay

 

Harley:

huh?

 

stranger:

nothing! nvm…

how are you feeling?

 

Harley: still a bit pissy you?

 

stranger:

same, these people i’m working with are driving me crazy

 

Harley:

oof

well, are you gonna tell me your name?

or am i gonna have to hack into your system to find out myself?

 

stranger: wtf??

 

Harley:

out of pocket

got it

i wouldnt actually

your privacy is important to me

especially since you were really cool to me earlier

 

stranger:

lol

if i wasn’t cool you would’ve hacked into my phone?

 

Harley:

oh for sure

 

stranger:

now i’m not so sure i want to…

 

Harley:

as long as it’s me texting you, you’ll have nothing to worry about

 

stranger:

well in that case then

you can call me parker :)

 

Harley:

you seem too nice to be named parker

are you sure you’re not going to deceive me?

 

stranger:

im pretty sure last time i checked, i should be careful of YOU deceiving ME

 

Harley:

okay fair

but now im curious

 

Parker (apparently):

hacking is wildly illegal, harley

 

Harley:

*sigh*

well in that case i’ll have to stick to old school methods

twenty questions?

 

Parker (apparently):

ten each?

 

Harley:

fs

Pronouns?

 

Parker (apparently):

he/they

u?

 

Harley:

he/him

when’s your birthday?

 

Parker (apparently):

aug 10

 

Harley:

that’s so close!

 

Parker (apparently):

not close enough

where are you from?

 

Harley:

born and raised in TN

you?

 

Parker (Apparently):

Queens

 

Harley:

huh i just moved outta there

 

Parker (apparently):

fr?

the noise get to you?

or was it the gunshots and screams?

 

Harley:

oh uh

not really, college

does that count as a question?

 

Parker (apparently):

i think it does

your turn

 

Harley:

where do you go to college?

 

Parker (apparently):

and what makes you assume i’m a student?

 

Harley:

oh

are you not?

 

Parker (apparently):

oh no i am lol

i go to columbia

where do you go?

 

Harley:

mit

how old are you?

 

Parker:

oh thats my backup 😜

 

Harley:

do not-

 

Parker:

hahah

twenty

you?

 

Harley:

21

when do you graduate?

 

Parker (apparently):

‘23

when do you?

 

Harley:

i feel like i’m the only one making an effort to ask questions

 

Parker: (apparently):

im sorry your questions are good

we probably went past ten no?

 

Harley:

we’ve actually got four left

who’s turn is it?

 

Parker (apparently):

p sure you still haven’t answered mine

 

Harley:

‘23 too

what do you like to do for fun?

 

Parker (apparently):

oh just the usual

climb on walls

jump buildings

what’s your favorite color?

 

Harley:

pfshsh

you cant just say you jump buildings and climb walls and leave it at that

 

Parker (apparently):

iii think i just did

 

Harley:

fair

it’s brown

got any siblings?

 

Parker (apparently):

just me

 

Harley:

oh

you just

you seemed like the type to have a little one

 

Parker (apparently):

i guess i kind of do

really but not really my sister yk

do you?

 

Harley:

little sister

 

Parker (apparently):

cute

 

Harley:

not cute she’s the devil

 

Parker (apparently):

that’s adorable

don’t you have work?

 

Harley:

not rn

 

Parker (apparently):

where do you work?

 

Harley:

hey

that’s two questions sir

besides

you probably don’t know the place

don’t you have at ‘shoot’?

 

Parker (apparently):

don’t put air quotes around shoot it’s a real shoot

 

Harley:

not air quotes, i’m typing it doy

 

Parker (apparently):

dammnnn

okay okay

i’m technically not supposed to be on my phone

 

Harley:

well shit okay

go off then

 

Parker (apparently):

no no

this is a fun thing we’ve got going on

 

Harley:

pfft

i have to go to work anyways

 

Parker (apparently):

you said you didn’t

 

Harley:

change my mind :)

 

Parker (apparently):

okay fine

good luck at work ok?

if you say you guys are family i’m sure they wouldn’t judge you about what your ex said

 

Harley:

they’ve been shockingly cool about it so far

thank you

 

Parker (apparently):

anytime

text me anytime

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