CONsequence

Chris was able to finally take a breath before coughing deeply. The hand on his back still rubbing soothing circles. He wondered briefly who it was while he audibly tried to catch his breath. “You alright mate?” He heard a voice say in an accent he knew so well, it was Hemsworth. It was at that moment he realized it was he who was rubbing his back. Then he saw it was RDJ holding the bag. He was surrounded by his friends and that actually made him feel a lot better about what was happening.

Chris lightly shook his head to Hemsworth’s question. He really wasn’t feeling great at all, he felt hollow and weak like all the energy he had left he puked out into the bag. He swallowed hard and spit before some Kleenex and a bottle of water was held at his eyeline so he could see it.
He held out his hand to take the water and Kleenex while he composed himself.

“When did you start feeling sick bud?” RDJ asked gently.

Chris sniffed lightly, “it’s been on and off all day.”

“Alright, well why don’t we get you both outta here and to bed, try to sleep this off.” RDJ said and laid a hand onto Chris’s shoulder. Chris just nodded and did his best to straighten up. It hurt, his abdomen was cramped up from gagging so hard.
He slowly turned around in his seat to look to Seb who was still asleep on the table.

“We’ll wake him up and take care of him, don’t you worry.” Hemsworth said as he noticed Chris’s concern.

Chris then looked around the room, the place was completely empty except for a bunch of staff cleaning up. He knew for a fact that they had seen him clearly and he also knew for a fact that not all of them would be tight lipped about it, regardless of the rules they were given. He knew that before long him puking all over the place at the autograph table would soon be common knowledge, in this world word spreads like wildfire.

Chris heard a light grunt behind him and turned to see that Renner was slowly waking up Sebastian. What none of them realized however was that it was more of a choked out moan before he was sloppily pushing himself away from the table to get sick between his legs, his head coming to rest on the edge of the table while his stomach emptied between his feet.

“Holy fuck what is going on?” One of the staff said as he’d just witnessed two of the main guests getting sick. It was honestly concern he was feeling mixed obviously with utter surprise. He’d been doing these cons for many years and he’d seen his fare share of sick celebrities but nothing like this. In the back of his mind he wondered why two grown ass men couldn’t excuse themselves to the washroom to get sick and that is what concerned him.

Chris turned away and swallowed hard from the sight before him. If he hadn’t just been sick, seeing that would have set him off, his stomach was still extremely fragile.

“Either this is a huge coincidence or you both have food poisoning.” RDJ said as he was now holding a bag beneath Sebastian’s mouth as he gagged hard into it, spilling more of his stomach. And now it was Chris who was laying with his head in his arms on the table.

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The girl stood behind the doors listening intently, she could hear a commotion inside the room and knew something was happening, like before when she was quickly guided out the doors.
There were other fans and staff around her but none of them knew what she knew, at least not yet, that something was going on, and she had no intentions of leaving without at least trying gain the slightest idea.

She waited, leaned up against the wall, every now and then moving to listen up against the door. As far as she knew there were only a few doors leading out of this room. She was at one of them and the other two were at her left and to her right, it was only a matter of time when they leave.

At least a half hour passed before she heard talking getting louder, they were moving toward her. She listened so she could make sure.
She quickly looked around herself noticing that quite literally 99% of the fans had left and only a few staff were there still cleaning up. She suddenly heard the door open off to her right and she quickly backed up against the wall. Low and behold it was a staff member walking out with none other than Chris Evans. She instantly beamed but noticed as well that the staff member was holding onto Chris in a way that seemed to be supporting him. Her inner fangirl took over though and all her concern as well as her awareness that he was quite pale went right out the window, and right when they were close enough she swooped in and took Chris into a full on bear hug. If it wasn’t for the staff member it would have knocked Chris right onto his ass. He hadn’t been prepared at all for it. In fact he was so focused on keeping his stomach down that he hadn’t even noticed the girl had been waiting there. The force of the hug jostled his stomach so hard it was like getting punched. He knew instantly that he was fucked. He tried his best to pull himself away from the girl, and even though the staff member was prying her arms off Chris she had him in a death grip.

“Young lady please let go, Mr. Evans isn’t well. Let go right now..” the staff member said.

But his warnings were on deaf ears, she wanted every piece of this hug to last as she knew she’d be torn from him just as fast.

When the staff member couldn’t seem to pry her death grip, he looked to Chris worried noticing he was quite literally trying to swallow back the bile that was climbing up his throat, his eyes shut tight with a deep grimace and an overwhelmingly nauseated look on his face.

“Young lady he’s gonna get sick all over you if you don’t move.” He said quite bluntly in his last attempt to remove the girl.

But no sooner did he says that, that Chris couldn’t hold it back and a fountain of sick thickly pushed past his lips all over the girl as she was computing the staff members warning. He was getting sick all over her shoulder and all down her front as she was pulling out of the hug. He was literally drenching her in his stomach.

Everyone sort of stopped at that second frozen before Renner grabbed the girls arm and pulled her off to the side before Chris unloaded a second stomach full all over the floor. Call it a fathers instinct.
Hemsworth cringed at the girl as she stood there, mouth hung wide open as you could hear Chris continue to get sick.
Renner actually felt really bad for the girl, so he pulled her away gently and guided her into the girls bathroom. “Come here sweetheart.” He said and pulled her gently to the sink as tears filled her eyes.
Jeremy turned on the tap to warm and guided her hands under the water.

“I’m so sorry, we tried to warn you.” He said as he helped her wash her hands first.

She just nodded, her eyes drying after the shock wore off.

She looked to Jeremy still in shock, though it wasn’t the puke, it was the fact that she was in the bathroom with Jeremy Renner.

“This is the best day of my life.” She said. And Jeremy was quite literally taken aback.
“Wait..you just got puked on and this is the best day of your life?”

She smiled a bit, still slightly grossed out that she was covered in puke.

“Yeah…puked on by Chris Evans!” And she lifted her top off and over her head gently so as not to get puke all over her face.

Jeremy just straightened up surprised, almost wondering if she was being sarcastic, and also the fact that she was just nonchalantly undressing in front of him.

Suddenly there was more commotion and both the girl and Jeremy were startled when Sebastian was hauled into the bathroom.
“We got problems.” Hemsworth said as he and a staff member hauled Seb into a stall where he became violently Ill, followed by Chris who too was quickly guided to the next one over where he continued to try and turn himself inside out.

The fan and Jeremy just stood there watching while RDJ entered the bathroom and gave Renner and the girl an odd look while she stood there in her bra.

“Well this day has certainly turned into a complete clusterfuck.” RDJ said staring to them both.
The girl just stared at him wide eyed and slowly nodded. She was taking it all in…..she had Sebastian Stan and Chris Evans puking in bathroom stalls in the girls bathroom, herself being covered in Chris Evans puke standing in her bra with Jeremy Renner, Robert Downey Jr and Chris Hemsworth…what in the hell had just happened!? This was a whole new level of Con.