. That time "You" went Insane .

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. That time "You" went Insane .

  You watched as the sky slowly turned to a misty orange color, gradients of purple marching along the sky just as a deep blue/purple spoiled over the grass you sat on. The entire sky seemed to have a layer of pink, which was set to add and then lowered to maybe 25 opacity.

You grin widely as the fog begins to wall, and all you can hear is the surrounding noises of one single song, a song that played when the entire world for Disney changed, a song that will be stuck in any TOH fans mind for the rest of time, but it was different, and it wasn't much to complain about, as it still sounding pleasing.

Enchanting Grom Fright Electro swing was playing, and it was peaceful. This would by far be the best last day before the world exploded, in your own eyes. Why, you should watch that episode of TOH actually. 

You start breaking down as you watch Through the Looking glass.

Your heart explodes into millions of different fractures as you finished watching Knock Knock Knockin' on Hooty's door.

You look into the sky, that was still glowing in that same orange, pink and purple color, already knowing it was toxic fumes. You step outside, sniffle, and then scream. "WHY COULDN'T I GET ANYTHING LIKE LUZ OR AMITY IN MY LIFE!?" You fall to knees, crying hysterically.

You sniffle. "I..I-I just wanted... To be magical and gay..." You say with tears flooding from your eyes, your face the perfect image of a broken disaster.

You look over your shoulder, and there behold, was Florida man, likely the one that stabbed his wife with a squirrel.

"Flo-..rida.... M-m-man...?" You say through broken tears and a hoarse, crackilingly raspy voice, and then it starts to rain. It wasn't normal rain, no, this rain was a slight green tint and burned everything it touched.

Florida man approaches you, handing you a child who had the limbs of an alligator sewn in place of normal limbs. "Next you." He said calmly, the rain hitting him didn't seem to bother him, even as it sizzled away at his skin.

You watch in terror, not even seeming to realize how you weren't being sizzled away at, and then you see it. A cow came flying down from the space above, it was covered in sparkles, and on top of it stood a very gay witch couple.

You reach up to pet the galaxy sparkling cow that had a very gay witch couple standing on top of it, but then the cow bit your hand and the entire scene disappeared. You sat on the floor of a small cabin, starring confusingly up at Florida Man.

You gasp as Florida Man starts twirling around in a circle, and the Very Gay Witch Couple are summoned from a growing circle on the floor.

Florida Man started to dance around flawlessly, singing peacefully, while the Very Gay Witch Couple cuddled together cutely.

You scream at the sudden fact that everyone dissolved into dust, and then you see a purple alien in the distance. That son of a bitch just fucking murdered a solid half of why you're live.

You stand shakily, the sky still Orange, Pink and purple. "YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING PURPLE ALIEN! I WANT YOU TO DIE AND THEN DIE AGAIN AND FEEL THE FUCKING WRATH OF HELL!" You scream, pulling out your phone from your pocket. Within an instant, you transformed into one of the witches that was in the Very Gay Witch Couple, it was you the entire time.

You pull out a magic staff and a piece of paper, throwing both at the purple alien, and the purple alien falls to the ground. Defeated.

The purple alien jumps back up with a face that read 'I'm back bitches' and snapped his fingers. "DOESN'T WORK BITCH" You screamed, holding up a single green gem.

You charge forward at the purple alien, using the time stone to fold the entire universe in half. You go back in time to just before the purple alien was born, and you murder his mother. You get phased back into your own timeline and see a very traumatized Gay Witch Couple in front of you. You were yourself again.

You fall to the ground suddenly, looking up you meet eyes with the Very Gay Witch Couple. "Thank you, Human." One of the two said "OH MY GOD ANOTHER HUMAN!" The other said, it only now being clear that only one of the two was a witch. 

Your vision fades out from exhaustion, and all you see is black. You hear nothing, see nothing, smell nothing, feel nothing, taste nothing, and you can't even fly.

 


You wake up.