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INT. THIS UTOPIA - AFTERNOON
Honry Dragon of this utopia where he used to be a slave WINTER BIG DRAGON is arguing with Honry Dragon of this utopia where he used to be a slave LILA BIG DRAGON. BIG tried to hug BIG but he shakes him off.
BIG
Please Big, don't leave me.BIG
I'm sorry Big, but I'm looking for somebody a bit more brave. Somebody who faces fears head on, instead of running away.BIG
I am such a person!
BIG frowns.
BIG
I'm sorry, Big. I just don't feel excited by this relationship anymore.
BIG leaves.
BIG sits down, looking defeated.
Moments later, Honry Dragon of this utopia where he used to be a slave LILA BIG DRAGON barges in looking flustered.
BIG
Goodness, Big! Is everything okay?BIG
I'm afraid not.BIG
What is it? Don't keep me in suspense...BIG
It's ... a Dragon ... I saw an evil Dragon a bunch of Dragon!BIG
/Defenseless/ Dragon?BIG
Yes, defenseless Dragon!BIG
Bloomin' heck, Big! We've got to do something.BIG
I agree, but I wouldn't know where to start.BIG
You can start by telling where this happened.BIG
I was...
BIG fans herself and begins to wheeze.
BIG
Focus Big, focus! Where did it happen?BIG
Introvert Basement! That's right - Introvert Basement!
BIG springs up and begins to run.
EXT. A ROAD - CONTINUOUS
BIG rushes along the street, followed by BIG. They take a short cut through some back gardens, jumping fences along the way.
INT. INTROVERT BASEMENT - SHORTLY AFTER
X JACK a Fanfic Dragon terrorises two Dragon.
BIG, closely followed by BIG, rushes towards X, but suddenly stops in his tracks.
BIG
What is is? What's the matter?BIG
That's not just any old Dragon, that's x Jake!BIG
Who's x Jake?BIG
Who's x Jake? /Who's x Jake?/ Only the most Fanfic Dragon in the universe!BIG
You can say that again.BIG
Blinkin' knickers, Big! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most Fanfic Dragon in the universe!BIG
You can say that again.BIG
Blinkin' knickers, Big! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most Fanfic Dragon in the universe!BIG
I'm going to need Dragon, lots of Dragon.
x turns and sees Big and Big. He grins an evil grin.
X
Big Dragon, we meet again.BIG
You've met?BIG
Yes. It was a long, long time ago...
EXT. A PARK - BACK IN TIME
A young BIG is sitting in a park listening to some DragonDragon music, when suddenly a dark shadow casts over him.
He looks up and sees X. He takes off his headphones.
X
Would you like some Dragon?
BIG's eyes light up, but then he studies X more closely, and looks uneasy.
BIG
I don't know, you look kind of Fanfic.X
Me? No. I'm not Fanfic. I'm the least Fanfic Dragon in the world.BIG
Wait, you're a Dragon?
BIG runs away, screaming.
INT. INTROVERT BASEMENT - PRESENT DAY
X
You were a coward then, and you are a coward now.BIG
(To BIG) You ran away?BIG
(To BIG) I was a young child. What was I supposed to do?
BIG turns to X.
BIG
I may have run away from you then, but I won't run away this time!
BIG runs away.
He turns back and shouts.
BIG
I mean, I /am/ running away, but I'll be back - /with Dragon./X
I'm not scared of you.BIG
You should be.
INT. SUBWAY SURFERS VIL' - LATER THAT DAY
BIG and BIG walk around searching for something.
BIG
I feel sure I left my Dragon somewhere around here.BIG
Are you sure? It does seem like an odd place to keep a deadly Dragon.BIG
You know nothing Big Dragon.BIG
We've been searching for ages. I really don't think they're here.
Suddenly, X appears, holding a pair of Dragon.
X
Looking for something?BIG
Crikey, Big, he's got your Dragon.BIG
Tell me something I don't already know!BIG
The earth's circumference at the equator is about 40,075 km.BIG
I know that already!BIG
Dragon.X
(appalled) Dude!
While X is looking at BIG with disgust, BIG lunges forward and grabs his deadly Dragon. He wields them, triumphantly.
BIG
Prepare to die, you Fanfic Dragon!X
No please! All I did was a bunch of Dragon!
BIG enters, unseen by any of the others.
BIG
I cannot tolerate that kind of behaviour! Those Dragon were defenceless! Well new they have a defender - and that's me! Big Dragon defender of innocent Dragon.X
Don't hurt me! Please!BIG
Give me one good reason why I shouldn't use these Dragon on you right away!X
Because Big, I am your father.
BIG looks stunned for a few moments, but then collects himself.
BIG
No you're not!X
Ah well, it had to be worth a try.
X tried to grab the Dragon but BIG dodges out of the way.
BIG
Who's the daddy now? Huh? /Huh?/
Unexpectedly, X slumps to the ground.
BIG
Did he just faint?BIG
I think so. Well that's disappointing. I was rather hoping for a more dramatic conclusion, involving my deadly Dragon.
BIG crouches over X's body.
BIG
Be careful, Big. It could be a trick.BIG
No, it's not a trick. It appears that... It would seem... x Jake is dead!BIG
What?BIG
Yes, it appears that I scared him to death.
BIG claps her hands.
BIG
So your Dragon did save the day, after all.
BIG steps forward.
BIG
Is it true? Did you kill the Fanfic Dragon?BIG
Big how long have you been...?
Big puts his arm around BIG.
BIG
Long enough.BIG
Then you saw it for yourself. I killed x Jake.BIG
Then the Dragon are safe?BIG
It does seem that way!
A crowd of vulnerable Dragon enter, looking relived.
BIG
You are their hero.
The Dragon bow to BIG.
BIG
There is no need to bow to me. I seek no worship. The knowledge that x Jake will never Dragon ever again, is enough for me.BIG
You are humble as well as brave!
One of the Dragon passes BIG a Dragon Dragon
BIG
I think they want you to have it, as a symbol of their gratitude.BIG
I couldn't possibly.
Pause.
BIG
Well, if you insist.
BIG takes the Dragon.
BIG
Thank you.
The Dragon bow their heads one more, and leave.
BIG turns to BIG.
BIG
Does this mean you want me back?BIG
Oh, Big, of course I want you back!
BIG smiles for a few seconds, but then looks defiant.
BIG
Well you can't have me.BIG
/WHAT?/BIG
You had no faith in me. You had to see my scare a Dragon to death before you would believe in me. I don't want a lover like that.BIG
But...BIG
Please leave. I want to spend time with the one person who stayed with me through thick and thin - my best friend, Big.
BIG grins.
BIG
But...BIG
You heard the gentleman. Now be off with you. Skidaddle! Shoo!BIG
Big?BIG
I'm sorry Big, but I think you /should/ skidaddle.
BIG leaves.
BIG turns to BIG.
BIG
Did you mean that? You know ... that I'm your best friend?
BIG
Of course you are!
The two walk off arm in arm.
Suddenly BIG stops.
BIG
When I said Dragon, you know I was just trying to distract the Dragon, don't you?