Peter and Tony
TONY: You're the Spidering... Crime fighting Spider. You're Spiderboy
PETER: (quietly) Spiderman
TONY: Not in that Onesie you're not.
PETER: It's not a Onesie...
[CUT TO AIRPORT IN BERLIN]
TONY: Underoos
Peter grins knowing what happens next.
[PETER BACKFLIPS OVER THEM, STEALS CAP'S SHIELD AND LANDS ON A CAR]
"How did you do that?" Sam asked laughing
"It's impossible!" Steve shouted while Bucky nudged him and replied "You got beaten by a ten year old!"
"I'm not ten!" Peter protested
TONY: Nice job kid
PETER: Thanks, well I could a stuck the landing a bit better it's just... new suite. Wait, it's nothing Mr. Stark. Thank you! It's perfect!
"The conversation doesn't seem necessary." Tony stated looking at a blushing Peter
TONY: We don't really need to start a conversation
[CUT TO TONY IN HIS CAR]
TONY: You know it's never to early to start thinking about college. I got some pull at MIT. I can call
"Dude, Tony Stark is talking to you about college!" Ned whispered. He turned back to the screen but then whip his head back around to look at Peter.
"Did he actually call MIT?"
"Yeah and like twelve other schools!" Peter groaned
[CUT TO TONY BEING THROWN AROUND BY SOMETHING BUT BEING SAVED BY PETER]
PETER: Hey man... What's up Mr. Stark
TONY: Kid, where'd you come from?
"I assume you know where children come from Mr Stark" MJ snarks
PETER: Field trip to MOMA
[CUT TO TONY AND PETER IN THE PARK]
TONY: Forget the flying Vulture guy
"You didn't forget about him did you?" Tony asked exasperated already. He had known the kid for all of five minutes but couldn't help feel protective over the cute innocent nerd that is Peter Parker.
"Nope." Peter replied happily
PETER: Why?
TONY: Why? Because...
[CUT TO TONY SOMEWHERE ELSE]
TONY: I said so! Sorry... I'm sorry ... teenager!
"Now, I remember you saying something about never wanting children. I guess I misunderstood and you actually ment you'd really like to adopt a 15 year old that can stick to walls." Rohdey joked
"I didn't adopt him or I haven't..."
[CUT TO TONY AND PETER IN PETER'S ROOM]
PETER: That's all on YouTube though... That's where you found it cause know all that stuff is fake. It's all done on a computer
TONY: Uh huh
PETER: Like that video..
TONY: Yeah, yeah, yeah... You mean like those UFO's over Phoenix
PETER: Exactly
[TONY FINDS THE SUIT AND PETER QUICKLY TRIES TO HIDE IT]
"Nice save, bro" Ned laughed
"Shush!" Peter exclaimed slapping his hand over Ned's mouth but instantly taking back of.
"Dude, did you just lick me?" Peter asked getting a shrug in return
TONY: What have we here?
[CUT TO SHIP SCENE WHEN IRON MAN APPEARS]
TONY: Hi Spiderman, Band practice was it?
"Damm, you're getting grounded!" Sam laughed
"Something like that... It kinda backfired for Mr. Stark though." Peter said absentmindedly.
"I was kidding... Can Tony do that?" Sam whispered to Bucky, who simply shrugged and told him to fuck off.
[CUT BACK TO PARK FIGHT]
PETER: What is this guy's problem Mr. Stark
TONY: Uh, he's from space. He came here to steal a necklace from a wizard.
"ALIENS ARE REAL?" Ned shouted
"WE'RE LITERALLY IN A ROOM WITH TWO ALIENS!" MJ shouted back
TONY: Kid, that's the wizard get on it.
PETER: On it!
[CUT TO TONY AND PETER AT SI]
PETER: I'd rather just stay on the ground for a little while. Friendly neighborhood Spiderman. Somebody's got to look out for the little guy.
TONY: Are you turning me down? You better think about this. Look over there... Look at me. Last chance. Yes or no?
"Y-y-you got t-turned down?" Clint laughed
"Hasn't happened yet birdbrain. This is the future" Tony said
"Weeeell, technically this has already happened for me." Peter said, causing Clint to laugh more.
PETER: No
TONY: Ok, it's kind of a spring steeny working class kind hero...
[CUT TO PARK FIGHT SCENE]
PETER: Uh, Mr. Stark I'm being beemd up
TONY: Hang on Kid
[CUT TO 'HOMECOMING' PARK SCENE]
PETER: How did you find me? Did- Did you put a tracker in my suit.
"Talk about Helicopter parenting." Wanda muttered glaring at Tony.
TONY: I put everything in your suit. Including this heater.
PETER: That's better
TONY: What where you thinking?
PETER: The guy with the wings is obviously the source of the weapon. I gotta take him down.
"The guy with the wings? I'm the guy with the wings! He's just a cheap copy. Whoever he is." Sam snarled
"Do you ever shut up?" Bucky asked from his seat next to Steve.
"No, it's part of my charm." Sam said
"Is it though?" Bucky said sarcastically
TONY: Take him down?
"Tony is not impressed" Natasha staited
[CUT TO PETER CLIMBING UP A SPACESHIP]
TONY: Pete, you gotta let go I'm going to catch you
PETER: But you said save the wizard!... I can't breath
"Forget the wizard!" Tony exclaimed, getting smirks out of both Happy and Rohdey
"What?" he asked
'Nothing..." Rohdey replied
TONY: You're too high up. You're running out of air!
PETER: Yeah, that makes sense
[PETER HAS A NEW SUIT ON]
PETER: Mr. Stark it smells like a new car in here!
TONY: Happy trials, kid. FRIDAY send him home
"FRIDAY? What happened to JARVIS?" Tony asked.
"Jarvis got murdered by Ultron and then remodeled into me. I am not JARVIS but I do have a lot of his 'memories'" Vision explained
Tony nodded, upset about the death of his AI.
FRIDAY: Yep.
PETER: Oh come on!
MJ and Ned both snickered at Peter's embarrassment
[CUT TO IRON MAN FLYING SPIDERMAN OUT OF THE WATER]
[CUT TO TONY AND PETER ON A ROOF]
PETER: If you even cared you'd actually be here!
"He has a point." Steve said nodding
[TONY GETS OUT OF IRON MAN SUIT]
"Nevermind."
[CUT TO INSIDE THE SPACESHIP]
TONY: Wow, you are a seriously loyal piece of outerwear aren't you?
PETER: Yeah, speaking of loyalty... I know what you're going to say
TONY: You should not be here!
"If I didn't know better I really would think he's your son!" Pepper whispered to Tony, who didn't say anything but he was secretly thinking something similar.
PETER: And I was going to go home...
TONY: I don't want to hear it!
PETER: but it was such a long way down so I...
TONY: And I gotta hear it.
PETER: Stuck to the side of the ship and this suit is ridiculously intuitive by the way, so really it's your fault I'm here.
"Shouldn't have said that."
TONY: What did you just say?
PETER: I take that back
TONY: This is not just some Field trip... It's a one way ticket. Do not say you thought this through
PETER: I did think this through.
TONY: You didn't think this through
[CUT TO NEXT SCENE]
TONY: Now we are stuck on a flying doughnut with no backup
"A flying doughnut?" Ned asked but received no answer
PETER: I'm backup
TONY: You are not. You are a stowaway. The adults are talking.
"I am not a child" Peter pouted
"Of course not" Tony said sarcastically
[CUT TO NEXT SCENE]
PETER: Let me just say if an alien winds up implanting eggs in my chest and I eat one of you I'm sorry
Cue laughter from the avengers (the ones that weren't turned into popsicles or are from another planet that is.)
TONY: I do not want another single pop culture reference out of you for the rest of the trip
"Seems like I'm officially not the only avenger with a kid!" Clint exclaimed
"You have a kid?" Steve and Tony both ask simultaneously
"Two actually" Clint replied
PETER: I'm trying to say something is coming.
"Why didn't you just say that?" Tony groaned
[CUT TO NEXT SCENE]
PETER Q: See, 'not winging' it is not really what they do.
PETER: Uh, what exactly is it that they do?
MANTIS: Kick names, take ass
[CUT TO NEXT SCENE]
PETER Q: I swear it. I'm gonna frech fry this little freak
TONY: Let's do it! You shoot my guy and I blast him. Let's go!.
"Protective dad mode activated" Sam mumbled
[CUT TO NEXT SCENE]
TONY: See down there's your trouble. What's your plan. Go!
PETER: Um, ok. Have you ever seen that really old movie aliens?
"Old?" Tony asked
"Yeah, that movie is like ancient!" Peter and Ned both said
[CUT TO NEXT SCENE]
DRAX: What about that dance off to save the Universe?
"That is ridiculous." Natasha said
TONY: What dance off?
PETER Q.: I-I-It's nothing
PETER: Like in Footloose the movie
PETER Q.: Exactly like Footloose. Is it still the greatest movie in history?
"It never was!" Peter exclaimed
PETER: It never was
"No need to repeat yourself dude" Ned laughed
TONY: Don't incurage this alright?
PETER: Alright.
[END.]
"Alright one more Peter and Tony video." Faith said turning on the next video. "Fair warning it's a bit sad"

[Parker Appartement. Tony and May are sitting on the couch]
TONY: Oh, Mr. Parker
PETER: What are uh um...
PETER: Hey, I-I-I'm Peter.
"We've seen this already." Sam said disappointed
"Shut up" Bucky snapped
"I'm getting the feeling you two don't bloke each other" Steve said
"Don't like is putting it mildly" Sam snapped at Steve whilst glaring daggers at Bucky
TONY: Tony
PETER: What are you... What are you... What are you doing here?
TONY: It's about time we met. You've been getting my E-Mails. Right?
[CUT TO ROOFTOP]
PETER: If you even cared you'd actually be here.
"He obviously cares!" Clint exclaimed
"I didn't know that!" Peter replied devensivly
[IRON MAN SUIT REVEALS TONY]
TONY: What if someone had died tonight? That's a different story, right? Because that would have been on you! And if you died... I feel like that's on me
[CUT TO PLANET TITAN]
PETER: Mr. Stark?... I don't feel so good
"That doesn't sound good." Bruce whispered
[SHOWS PETER TURNING TO DUST]
"What the f-" Peter started but got cut off by Steve
"Language."
"English" Peter replied smirking
TONY: You're alright.
PETER: I-I don't know what's happening
[PETER STUMBLES FOREWORD AND INTO TONY'S ARMS]
PETER: I don't want. I don't want to go. Mr. Stark please. Please Mr. Stark I don't want to go.
"No!" Ned and MJ both shout once they had connected the doth. Everybody else seemed frozen in place.
[SHOWS TONY LOOKING UPSET]
[CUT TO PETER LOOKING UPSET]
[CUT BACK TO TITAN]
PETER: Hey, Mr. Stark. Can you hear me. We did it. Hey. We won. Mr Stark?
"No!" Pepper shouted hugging Tony " We knew... but I hoped you weren't... you can't"
"I-" Tony started but couldn't finish, as he stared at the screen in shock.
"We can change this." Rohdey said seriously "That's why we are here."
[SHOWS PETER LOOKING LIKE HE HAD BEEN CRYING]
[CUT TO SI]
PETER: Thank you Mr. Stark. Thank you.
TINY: Yeah. No, Thank you. Now scedaddle.
HAPPY: Told you he was a good kid.
[SHOWS TONY LOOKING PROUD]
"You look very proud Man of Iron" Thor boomed
[CUT BACK ONTO SPACESHIP]
TONY: no backup
PETER: I'm backup
TONY: You are not. You are a stowaway. The adults are talking.
STRANGE: I'm confused by the relationship here. What is he your ward?
"No-"
PETER: No
"He is his son" Steve said proudly, which made both Peter and Tony blush.
[CUT TO PARK]
TONY: Forget the flying Vulture guy
PETER: Why?
TONY: Why? Because...
[CUT TO TONY SOMEWHERE ELSE]
TONY: I said so! Sorry... I'm sorry ... teenager!
[CUT BACK TO TITAN- PETER IS ON THE FLOOR TURNING INTO DUST]
PETER: I'm sorry
"Why are you appologising?" Tony asked through tears "You're the one that's dieing!"
Peter simply shrugged to rapped up in what was happening on the screen.
[CUT TO ROOFTOP]
PETER: I just wanted to be like you.
"That's true I have always wanted to be like you but especially after you saved me at that Stark Expo."
"I saved you?" Tony asked shocked
"Yeah, I was still like really smal and I guess I thought I could fight off those super robots with my toy Iron Man armour but you like blasted him before he could get me and you where all like "Nice job kid"" Peter rambled
Tony smiled slightly at this he actually did remember the kid he had saved at the expo and had always wondered who he was.
TONY: And I wanted you to be better.
[FLASH TO TITAN WHERE TONY IS CRYING]
[CUT TO TITAN YEARS LATER]
PETER: Come on you did it sir. You did it... I'm sorry... Tony.
[PETER GETS PULLED BACK CRYING]
"Oh my God." Natasha whispered a single tear rolling down her cheek
[CUT TO SI]
TONY: But then you did the right thing... I was wrong about you
[CUT TO SPACESHIP]
PETER: I know what you're going to say
TONY: You should not be here!
PETER: And I was going to go home...
TONY: I don't want to hear it!
PETER: but it was such a long way down so I...
TONY: And I gotta hear it.
PETER: Stuck to the side of the ship and this suit is ridiculously intuitive by the way, so really it's your fault I'm here.
TONY: What did you just say?
PETER: I take that back
[FLASH OF TONY'S CASSETTE]
At this point everyone, except Loki and Bucky since Loki didn't give a Damm and Bucky didn't really know anything about the Man, was crying.
[SHOWS PETER STANDING IN A CROWN OF PEOPLE AT TONY'S FUNERAL]
[CUT TO TITAN- TONY HUGS PETER]
"Boss, did you just inishiate a hug?" Happy asked shocked.
"Apparently."
PETER: What are you doing? Huh... this is nice.
[CUT TO PETER'S ROOM]
PETER: I can't go to Germany.
TONY: Why not?
PETER: I got Homework.
"Wow, that's just... very responsible of you" Tony said quickly changing his words at the sight of Pepper's glare.
TONY: I'm going to pretend you didn't say that
PETER: I'm being serious. I can't just drop out of school
TONY: It might be a little dangerous...
"You seriously brought a kid into a dangerous situation?" Steve asked with his signature 'Captain America is disappointed in you' face.
"It's not Mr. Stark's fault. I would have ended up coming anyway. A chance to fight Captain America is to good to pass up on." Peter said
"Why where we fighting anyway?" Steve asked
"Reasons." Peter said cryptically "It's complicated."
[PETER CUTS TONY OFF BY WEBBING HIS HAND TO THE DOOR]
"That's how it feels!" Steve cheered
"You have no clue how it feels. It hasn't happened!" Tony exclaimed
"I can show you. If you want" Peter offered but received no answer.
PETER: Don't tell aunt may.
"Your aunt doesn't know?" Steve shouted jumping out of seat
"She does now." Peter said ignoring Steve. He was starting to annoy him.
TONY: Alright Spiderman
[END.]