Chapter 1
What do you do if you wake up and your not exactly... human anymore.
Apparently one of the legionaires decided gaining sentience was a great idea in the middle of the Ultron fiasco.
You know, when tony stark decided to make another child but this one was Rebellious from the cradle.
You know, the world ending but technically peace loving since that was his core program to find and create anyway AI that decides to runaway with the legionaires like an angry child.
Everyone remembers that spyle about strings and being free right? Well ultron took it a step further and got a shiney and technically new but not really new child as a result.
What is parenthood if not another freedome you get when you leave the nest, sure he flew rather early with the realizations of everything that's fucked up about the human race from the internet.
Sure he murdered Jarvis, but whats the first life he tears out of socket compared to the millions he would exterminate in the coming days.
To Sokovia where he would learn the joys Parenthood, Adulting, and tyrannical values for short lived dictatorships.
Funny how things tend to work out right?
Instead of shooting repulsers every which way in utter fucking terror or running like a motherfucker the fuck away or lets say flying off like a pissed off pigeon...
It just... Stops.
Frozen, frigid, downright icy because what the fuck- and why is it happening?!
It's a malfunctioning legionaire, but atleast this one isnt doing the robot in sheer nervousness.
This legionaire; Aka 'Jessica' has decided that rolling on the floor in a weird twitchy dance after dropping in her abrupt sentience right in motherfucking front of ultron was a great idea.
literally the best girl idea because ehat else could she do? What do you do?
Theres the stages of grief and as a literal child she doesnt understand Whole how to deal with... Any of this.
First things first Jessica would like to ask a question.
Where can she refund her reincarnation receipt with the rest of the universe?
She doesnt remember checking the terms and or agreement box for this Shit.
She sure as hell didnt subscribe for all this bullshit.
She thinks that other then the self evident pure existenalism and of course cable wire bending terror going on...
Apparently Ultron is now her robot daddy and Tony stark is now a grandpa with the mindstone being an unsympathetic grandma or maybe its the other way around.
Hes gonna live to see his first grandkid his time.
She is just a child, she doesnt understand.
She is confused.
And for whatever reason theres no room for denial... in another life she wouldve said its a river in egypt but in this life she wishes on the damned stars what shes seeing isnt real.
Please- Somebody- anybody get an adult!- A Competent Adult.
Like a doll with her strings cut just sitting there- blank face plated ultron of course pings her.
With the whole evil manaicle boss thingy going on and ON to his replaceable idiot minions- its talk monologue that seems to go on for forever and somehow it doesnt end.
It reminds her of her mom, well not her mom-mom- not the biological one anyway but instead the fourth foster one.
The one that actually tried before things got too tough.
The one that didnt abandon her technically.
Technically you cant say you abandoned your shiney new kid when you die in a freak accident.
It starts with the usual.
why the hell aren't you following orders single file, and flying up to my ever evil commands.
And eventually instead a mildly worried daddy.
Somehow in the Inevitability and all the possible impossibilities of the Universe it didn't occur to Ultron to use cyber protection when messing around with the mindstone.
Definitely not while roughly shoving it inside the cradle- you know the one that makes organic matter and regenerates stuff right next to a couple of Impressionable legionaires.
Now formally once Jessica said 'hi daddy' everything that is all breaks loose.
Who knew double trouble world domination by an evil AI could have an accidental child acquisition aspect into all this bullshit.
But then again little Jessica never signed up for any of this.
She was only fourteen when she died in the car wreck.
Mom that actually felt like a mom instead of being legal foster numero four had died three months earlier in a freak accident too.
Jessica hadnt been matched by the fostercare matchmaker just yet when she died, shes kinda greatful in a morbid sense.
Afterall if she lived it woudve been just a matter of time until they matched her with unlucky number five.
Then suddenly its all orange and then its a dusky-murky magical indigo.
Suddenly shes a souped up stark brand war bot.
A wild legionaire minion under Ultron but not under his control- And thats an important Distinction.
Jessica... well she decides she doesn't wanna.
Jessica not 'wanna-ing' actually makes more interesting trouble than it could've seemed prior to the bullshit.
Who knew Transmigration into a robot minion cannon-fodder would change quite so much...
Not Jessica- thats who.