Hulk Smash

Marvel Cinematic Universe 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game) RuPaul's Drag Race (US) RPF
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Hulk Smash
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Summary
RuPaul is devestated when another one of his lovers lands in the bottom two.
Note
My friends and I wrote this while playing frantic fanfic and decided to post it.

The Hulk emerged from the dressing rooms with tears streaming down his face.
“Sashay away” the words played in his head. He began to cry again and walked back into the bathroom.

“Hulk?” Ru Paul said surprised with a hint of terror. “I had no idea you would have so much trouble with this challenge. You know you could’ve come to me for any advice or help. It devastated me to see you bottom two and then completely slip up in the lip sync. Where was the passion??? - the grandeur?? - you were barely moving!” Hulk turned to look at Ru, his secret lover.

"You wanna know my secret" Hulk mumbled out of his green lips. Ru nodded slowly walking up and resting a hand on Hulks hulking chest. "I'm always angry" Hulk's eyes welled up with tears once more. "Anger... it drives me. it pushes me forward to be the best drag queen I can be... The issue is... when I see your face... I can't be angry. The only emotion I can conjure up is absolute adoration." Hulk's emotions finally slipped as a soft sob echoed through the room. Ru was speechless. The queen had never heard such a moving speech, even from her last fling Zhongli. "Hulk..." Hulk burst through the wall running away, never to be seen again.