The Sweetest Damn Thing

Marvel Cinematic Universe
F/F
M/M
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The Sweetest Damn Thing
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Summary
"Drax is an idiot, Mantis. He is an admirable warrior, and I'm sure he does not know any better, because if he did I'd have to—" Valkyrie cuts herself off, noticing for the first time that she's leaning so intently forwards she's about to fall out of her chair.Mantis blinks, looking more surprised than she has all night. "I am not ugly to you?" Valkyrie coughs, grabbing her bottle and trying to drink more despite it being resolutely empty. "No. You aren't."
Note
hello to the very small community of valkmantis shippers come get your food!honestly i wrote most of this two years ago and never finished it but i figure i should post it before it gets completely retconned teehee. enjoy!! title from Easily by Grimes - this fic is also heavily inspired by the album Burn Pygmalion!!! a Better Guide to Romance by The Scary Jokes <3

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