Amputees!

The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV) Once Upon a Time (TV)
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Amputees!
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"So" the former pirate began with a gesture to Bucky's left arm "What happened to yours?"

"Fell off a train, you?"

"Chopped off with a sword"

"Huh. And you went with a hook?"

"And you have a metal arm that looks like it has biceps"

"...touché"

"And you're how old again?"

"106"

Killian nodded "A man after my own heart, I'm around 200" he said with a show-offish grin before he spoke again "Any children, or a spouse perhaps?"

"Nope"

"Really? Id think a fellow with your looks would be married by 106"

"Well- killing people doesn't seem to be an attractive trait"

"Nonsense. I was a pirate and I've a wife and a daughter, a stepson as well"

"Well- at least one of us is doing well"

"Yknow what mate? I think a visit to the Storybrooke therapist would do wonders for you"

"You only have one?"

"Well, the intention was never to have a staff" he said with a small chuckle "He also officiates all the weddings that take place"

"Huh- maybe he would be of some help"

"Precisely! Follow me lad, I'll show you a land of magic"