Misunderstandings and Bruises

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Misunderstandings and Bruises
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Characters
Peter Parker, Wade Wilson, Peter Parker & Wade Wilson, Avengers Team, Peter Parker/Wade Wilson, Jack Hammer & Peter Parker, Avengers Team & Spiderman, Jack Hammer (Marvel)
Tags
Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence Friends to Lovers Not Canon Compliant Canon-Typical Violence Other Additional Tags to Be Added Blood and Injury Getting Together Hurt/Comfort Peter Parker Needs a Hug Hurt Peter Parker Peter Parker is a Mess Identity Reveal Secret Identity Tags May Change Light Angst Not Beta Read Misunderstandings Getting to Know Each Other Minor Injuries Tags Are Hard No Beta Injury Comfort identity crisis Bruises Secret Identity Fail Peter Parker Gets a Hug Protective Wade Wilson Dead May Parker (Spider-Man) Intern Peter Parker Adult Peter Parker just a little bit Orphan Peter Parker Typical Deadpool Violence Insecure Wade Wilson Deadpool Thought Boxes No beta we die like Deadpool Peter Parker Gets Shot Peter Parker Gets Stabbed Peter Parker Thinks Spiderman is his Better Half Peter Parker Acts like Spiderman is Someone Else Peter Parker is 20 Wade Wilson is 27 Worried Wade Wilson Sister Margaret's School for Wayward Girls The Hellhouse Could be read as mental illness Alternate Universe - Merc Bar Peter works at the Merc Bar Peter works at Sister Margaret’s Merc with a Mouth
Summary
Peter Parker, alone and struggling to make rent, gets a job at the Hellhouse, a shady bar in the slums.He is friendly with the patrons and befriends one in particular named Wade Wilson, who immediately jumps to conclusions when he shows up with one too many bruises.Peter must now struggle with keeping his apartment, assuring his nosy work-friends and Spidermanning - not to mention the Avengers interest being piqued.
Note
Look, I know this isn't really how people get hired for jobs but this is Weasel, do you seriously think he'd do it properly? No. He wouldn't. He doesn't have any fucks to give for the fancy shmancy shit.Also Peter has a mini identity crisis or something halfway through but it's not important.To be honest this is a terrible filler but enjoy.

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