Adventure Guys

*A few hours later*
Charlie: Okay. So, the extermination is coming in six months instead of a year! No big deal, just a little setback. Nothing we can't handle. Just angels cutting our timetable in half, but who needs a whole year to save souls, am I right?! And next time when they cut the time in half again, and again, we'll just handle it, right?!
Vaggie: Yes. We will.
Luffy: Yeah, we can still get people into heaven by making them good.
Angel Dust: Oh, please, ya had less then half a chance when you started all this salvation bullshit. And now… Ain't no silver lining this time, toots.
Morbius: He's pessimistic but he does have a point. 6 months is not enough time to turn a worse of the worse good. There's just no way.
Charlie: Sure there is! We just...have to look a little harder for it!
Angel Dust: Well, while you're lookin', the rest'a hell's goin' nuts. People are already freakin' out about the news. Look at what's happenin' in the Doomsday District.
*He shows them an article on his phone covering the latest extermination news. Charlie then sees that Angel got a text from someone named Valentino.*
Charlie: Err, what is a... "donkey show"?
Angel Dust: Aah, heh, nothin'. My boss, Val, is just freaked out about the news too. Like I said, everyone's losin' their shit.
Vaggie: Yeah, that's true. Sinners are desperate. Maybe desperate enough to try anything to escape the extermination?
Morbius: Like try to redeem themselves and get into heaven.
Charlie: This is the perfect time to recruit more sinners for the hotel!
Luffy: Then let’s go find people to stay here and learn to be good!
Angel Dust: Cute idea and all, but you really gonna go out in all of this?
Charlie: Well, it's not like people are just gonna show up on our doorstep.
*Suddenly, an explosion is made that creates a hole in the wall caused by the arrival of Sir Pentious in a new and improved airship.*
Sir Pentious: Show yourself Alasssstor! Come and face-
*But he noticed that Alastor is sitting in the second floor balcony.*
Sir Pentious: Oh, there you are. Face my wrath!
Alastor: Who are you?
Sir Pentious: Who am I? Who am I?! I am the great Ssssssir Pentiousssss! Inventor, architect of dessstruction, villain extraordinaire!
*Alastor turns into a shadow and descends to the ground before materializing.*
Egg Boi: Ooh! You tell 'em, boss!
Morbius: Oh, god. Not that asshole again.
Luffy: Hey, it’s that snake guy with the hat and the talking eggs.
Niffty: Ooooooh, he's a bad boy.
Alastor: Ha, well if all that's true, you'd think I'd have heard of you.
Sir Pentious: I attacked you literally last week.
*But Alastor doesn’t know what he’s talking about.*
Sir Pentious: We've done battle, like... 20 times?
Alastor: Well, you must have been really bad at this.
Luffy: Ouch. He beats you in every fight and doesn’t even remember your name.
Sir Pentious: Silence! Now cower! For when I've ssslain you, the almighty Vees will finally acknowledge me as their equal.
Niffty: Ooh! Wait, who are the Vees?
Alastor: Oh, nobody important.

*In front of an electronics store, several citizens of hell stand outside watching the tv’s on display.*
Ad: New VoxTek designer voyeur scopes. Peeping on the neighbors has never been more stylish. VoxTek! Trust us with your money!
*They all rush inside to buy them.*

*Several people watch a show, wether it be on tv, their phone or computer.*
Ad: This week's episode of "Yeah, I Fucked Your Sister, So What?" is brought to you by VoxTek. Trust us with your entertainment!

*At the Vee’s headquarters, the overlord Vox laughs at his viewer’s consumerism.*
Vox: Muhahaha! Now that's good television!
*He then gets a call from Velvette, as his face switches to a phone icon with her picture on it. He uses his electricity based powers to switch it over to a screen to answer the call.*
Vox: Hello there, Velvette! How are you this hellish morning?
Velvette: Oh, cut the shit, Vox. I need you up here now!
Vox: Whatever could be the problem, my dear?
Velvette: Your little boy toy is wrecking my department, while I'm trying to pull together a show and-
Valentino: THAT FUCKING BITCH!
Velvette: Just get your ass here, NOW! ...Damn it, Valentino!
*She hangs up.*
Vox: 'Oh god. Here I go, Valentino.' Just another fucking day with Val. Hey-hey-hey. Fuck my life.
*He rides up a platform that takes him to another floor where he’s met with a lot of reporters.*
Reporter: Mr. Vox! What are your thoughts about the new extermination deadline?
Vox: My dear people! We at VoxTek Enterprises have always been at the forefront of innovation. And now, with this new oncoming threat, we are shifting our focus, to your protection. We are pleased to announce VoxTek Angelic Security is coming soon! Trust us, with YOUR safety.
*He then hypnotizes the crowd with his left eye. The same way he hypnotizes his consumers.*
Assistant: Uh sir, when did we begin working on Angelic Security?
Vox: Thirty seconds ago. Try to get that bitch Carmilla on the books and cancel all my appointments today. I have a fire to put out upstairs.
*The then transforms his body into electricity and travels through a security on the wall.*

*In Velvette’s studio, she looks at her designers holding different outfits.*
Velvette: Ugh. No. Unacceptable. You're fired. What is this? WRIST RUFFLES?! Is this 1750?! BURN IT like the witches who wore it!
*Vox arrives at the studio.*
Vox: Velvette! I can see you're busy. Tell me, where's our hot-headed friend now?
Velvette: Up in his tower, waiting for a flat-faced prince to calm him down!
Vox: And uh, what's got him so out of sorts today?
Velvette: Who knows? But he tore up my best model! And you know, the show can't wait for that unlucky bitch to pull herself back together! Melissa! Get over here!
*One of her models runs onto the platform and Velvette uses her powers to change her clothes till she finds one she likes.*
Velvette: No. No. Hideous. I want to die. Eww. Yes! That's the one.
Vox: Ahh, looks like you have everything under control here.
Velvette: Of course, I do! Fuck you! Now shoo! Take care of the piss baby!
*Vox travels further up the tower till he reaches Valentino’s suite. Inside, he sees that’s its filled with red smoke and a furious Valentino.*
Valentino: Fucking FINALLY!
*He throws his drink at the wall.*
Valentino: Kitty! Another drink!
*A sex robot in the likeness of an imp clown heads off to get him a drink.*
Valentino: Ugh! Can you believe what that piece of shit did? THE UNGRATEFUL WHORE!!!
*The robot brings him another drink, but Valentino throws it at the wall. Vox moves out of the way so it doesn’t hit him.*
Vox: Uh, which whore are we talking about this time?
Valentino: Fucking Angel Dust! Who the hell else would I be talking about?! That fucking SLUT walked out on me! ME! I fucking made him! Without me, he's just a bag of meat with some mildly entertaining holes.
Vox: Oh! Angel quit?
Valentino: NO! He didn't fucking quit! It's worse! He MOVED!!!
*He then takes Vox’s phone and throws it against the wall in a fit of rage.*
Valentino: He thinks he can just walk in here, work, and then go home somewhere else? Can you FUCKING believe that?! He thinks he can run off and shack up with Lucifer’s bimbo daughter!
*He then walks over to a closet and begins to look through it.*
Vox: Angel is... living with Lucifer's daughter?
Valentino: YEAH! That BITCH Chuckie or Chandler, or I dunno- Something mannish like that, she's got this hotel and-
*He grabs two different pistols from the closet.*
Valentino: Which of these makes me look sexier?
Vox: Heh. What are you doing, Val? You're not going over there.
Valentino: That slippery twink is gonna remember who owns him. I'm gonna FUCK everyone in that rancid shit hole, I swear to god!
*Vox gets agitated.*
Vox: *Distored* VAL.
*But he calms down.*
Vox: Hehe. Think about it. Our brand is perfection. And what do you think chasing whores around town will do for our image?
Valentino: Um.....fuck it up?
Vox: Right! Do you want people thinking you can't control your employees?
Valentino: No!
Vox: Exactly! And hey, you still have him under contract. He isn't going anywhere! Sooo...you should…
Valentino: Do nothing?
Vox: Great idea! Now that's why they pay you the big bucks.
Valentino: Ugh, but I really wanted to shoot someone!
Vox: Well, lemme call up the lowest earners this month.
*He goes over to some tv screens.*
Valentino: Ohh, you know me too well. Ya know.... Angel isn't the only one spending time at this ratty hotel with the devil's princesa.
Vox: Oh, who else is there? Someone who owes you money?
Valentino: Someone who owes us much more than money... The Radio Demon is there.
*Upon hearing those words, Vox scratches the table as he courses with electricity.*
Vox: *distorted* What did you just say?
Valentino: You heard me.
Vox: Alastor… came back...and he is with Lucifer's daughter, and that wasn't the FIRST FUCKING THING YOU TOLD ME?!?!?!
Valentino: Hey! killing Alastor is your kink.
*Valetino plays footage from a VoxTek drone that’s flying above the Hazbin Hotel.*

*Alastor uses his powers to create shadow tendrils that attack the airship, laughing maniacally as he hears Pentious screaming.*
Sir Pentious: Arrgh! Oh! Please! Stop!
Charlie: Um...Alastor? I think he's had enough.
Luffy: Yeah, you may be taking it too far.
Angel Dust: Nah. He's got a few more hits in him.
Morbius: Plus, they are demons… so go to town.
*Pentious falls out of the airship and lands in front of Alastor.*
Alastor: Thanks for another forgettable experience.
Sir Pentious: Thank you... for letting your guard down!
*He uses his tail to grab a bit of Alastor’s suit.*
Sir Pentious: Aha! Yah! Oh, shit…
*Pentious is then launched high into the air by an explosion, flying across the city.*
Alastor: Well, it looks as though I need a visit to the tailor! Best of luck, chums.
Vaggie: Wait, you're leaving?! Alastor! We need your help! We need you to do your job.
Angel Dust: We need a wall.
Morbius: Yeah, we don’t know how to build one.
Alastor: Of course! Can't let my new project fall into disrepair already. What would the papers say?!
*Alastor summons his shadow demon constructs with construction tools. Angel takes an interest in one of them.*
Angel Dust: Hey, sweet cheeks. Whatcha doin' later? I love me a man with a giant ...tool.
Luffy: Why does he keep talking weird?

Valentino: See? Look how he flirts with that guy, and even paying! Who is that? I'm gonna fucking kill his whole fucking family! Vox? VOX!
*But Vox is paying more attention of Alastor in the footage.*
Vox: That FUCKER is back!
Valentino: Yeah, I thought he was gone for good too.
Vox: It's been seven years!
Valentino: You still pissed that he almost beat you that time?
Vox: Uh, FUCK YOU.
Valentino: Just saying.
Vox: Things have changed a lot since he left town!
Valentino: That's for sure.
Vox: I gotta send a message of who's REALLY in charge of things now!

*Vox returns to his office and marches towards his chair.*
Vox: ♫ Welcome home! ♫
♫ I'm gonna make you wish that you stayed gone! ♫
♫ Say hello to a new status quo, ♫
*Vox sits in his chair and presses a button that attaches four cables into the back of his head. Connecting him to various tv networks across the city.*
Vox: ♫ Everyone knows that there's a brand-new dawn, turn the TV ON! ♫
Director: Camera, speeds, rolling in three, two…
Chorus: ♫ Wel-come to the show! ♫
Vox: ♫ Top of the hour and we're discussing a certain has-been who has been spotted cavorting around town after a seven-year absence, ♫
♫ Did anybody miss him, did anybody notice? ♫
♫ More on tonight's program. ♫
♫ So, the Radio Demon is back in town! ♫
♫ Why is he hanging around? ♫
♫ What does that mean for your family? ♫
♫ Well, handily, I've got good news! ♫
♫ He's a loser, a fossil, and I don't mean to sound hostile, ♫
♫ But the demon is a coward! ♫
♫ You can take that as gospel. ♫
♫ Pulling my viewers? Impossible! ♫
♫ I'm visual, he's barely audible! ♫
♫ Stop giving him the time of day! ♫
♫ Don't listen to a word he'd say. ♫
♫ I hope he had a nice vacay! ♫
♫ But he should have stayed away! ♫
*Alastor leaves the tailor after having his coat altered and notices a crowd of people gathered around watching Vox on tv.*
Vox: ♫ While he hid in radio, we pivoted to video! Now his medium is getting bloody rare! ♫
♫ Hell's been better since he split, ♫
♫ Where's he been? ♫
♫ Who gives a shit?! ♫
*Alastor returns into his radio station atop the Hazbin Hotel and starts a broadcasting.*
Alastor: ♫ Salutations! ♫
♫ Good to be back on the air. ♫
♫ Yes, I know it's been a while since someone with style treated Hell to a broadcast. ♫
♫ Sinners rejoice! ♫
Vox: ♫ What a dated voice! ♫
Alastor: ♫ Instead of a clout chasing mediocre video podcast. ♫
Vox: COME ON!
Alastor: ♫ Is Vox insecure, pursuing allure? ♫
♫ Flitting between this fad and that. ♫
♫ Is nothing working? ♫
Vox: IGNORE HIS CHIRPING!
Alastor: ♫ Every day he's got a new format! ♫
Vox: YOU'RE LOOKING AT THE FUTURE! ♫ He's the shit that comes before that! ♫
Alastor: ♫ Is Vox as strong as he purports? ♫
♫ Or is it based on his support? ♫
♫ He'd be powerless without the other Vees! ♫
Vox: Oh, PLEASE.
Alastor: ♫ And here's the sugar on the cream. ♫
♫ He asked ME to join this team! ♫
Vox: Hold on!
Alastor: ♫ I said no, and now he's pissy! That's the tea. ♫
*As Alastor continues his broadcast, Vox gets so pissed off that his screen face starts glitching, which affects his broadcast.*
Vox: ♫ You oold timey PRICK! I'll show y-you suffering! ♫
Alastor: ♫ Uh oh, the TV is buffering! ♫
Vox: ♫ I'LL DESTROY YOOOOU-YOU LIT-T-LE—♫
*He eventually crashes and overloads the power to the entire city, causing a massive black out everywhere.*
Alastor: ♫ I'm afraid you've lost your signal. ♫
*Only the Hazbin Hotel has power.*
Alastor: ♫ Let's begin. ♫
♫ I'm gonna make you wish that I stayed gone! ♫
*Alastor begins to slowly shift into his demon form.*
Alastor: ♫ Tune on in. ♫
♫ When I'm done, your status quo will know it's race is run! ♫
♫ Oh, this will be fun! ♫ Mwuahahahahaha!
Vox: FUU-UU-UCK!

*Later, the Vee’s hold an emergency meeting.*
Vox: We have a problem. Alastor is getting close to little princess Morningstar, so our main concern now is ensuring that no deal is ever struck between Lucifer's BRAT and that smiling freak! Not to mention, there’s those two humans who somehow got down here without dying and can seemingly travel back to the living world. We need to figure out how they’re able to do that, too.
Velvette: Well, how exactly are we supposed to stop it and learn those humans’ secrets?
*Valentino badazzles one of his guns with glitter and jewels.*
Valentino: Put something inside them. That's how I get the bitches to behave.
Vox: Well, maybe someone on the inside isn't such a bad idea. Do you think Angel would?
Valentino: That lanky prick won't even return my calls.
Vox: We need someone who Little Miss Bleeding Heart would take in.
Velvette: Someone...pathetic, desperate, with no direct ties to us?
Valentino: I employ every down on their luck loser this side of Hell. Who the fuck is left?
Vox: think, I have... JUST the one.
*Vox’s face turns into a sinister grin.*

*Back at the hotel, Charlie, Vaggie, Luffy and Morbius return after trying to recruit sinners for the Hazbin Hotel.*
Angel Dust: Soooo? How'd it go?
Vaggie: Not a single new recruit.
Luffy: We checked everywhere and no one was interested.
Angel Dust: Yeah well, who would wanna use their last days not fucking and fighting?
Morbius: At this rate, this place will never have any residents who want better themselves.
*A knocking is heard at the front door. Vaggie opens it and finds Pentious standing outside.*
Sir Pentious: Why, hello my dear-
*But Vaggie punches him in the face and holds him at spear point.*
Morbius: You again!
Sir Pentious: Wait, wait, wait! I come in peace.
Vaggie: What are you doing here?
Charlie: Vaggie, what's the problem? Oh! Hello again!
Luffy: You came back again? Man, you must really like losing fights.
Sir Pentious: I didn't come looking for a fight. I uhh.. I heard that you're helping people, people who want to be better?
Charlie: You heard right! Welcome to our home of healing, our resort of restoration, our-
Angel Dust: Are you fucking nuts? This chump was trying to kill us like literally 6 hours ago! And now you wanna bring him in here to live with us?
Charlie: Absolutely! This place is about second chances, and who deserves one more than this slithery… slippery… special little man!
Angel Dust: Aren't you supposed to protect this place?
Morbius: Yeah, you’re seriously not gonna let this guy in, right? I mean he's a snake! Literally!
*Charlie gives Vaggie the puppy dog eyes look, making her give in and give Pentious a chance.*
Vaggie: I guess he's not much of a threat without the war machine.
*Pentious' cobra head lifts with anticipation.*
Vaggie: Or even with the war machine.
*Pentious' cobra head flaps down with depression. Charlie hugs Vaggie.*
Charlie: Oh! Thank you thank you thank you thank you! Sir Pentious! Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel!
Sir Pentious: Oh no darling! Thank you! You won't regret this.
Angel Dust: Eh, I give you a week, tops.
Charlie: These are our new instructors, Luffy and Morbius.
Luffy: Sup.
Morbius: I do not like you.
Charlie: They’ll come by the hotel from time to time and guide you and other residents on the path to redemption.
Sir Pentious: But, they’re human. How can a pair of living humans travel to hell?
Luffy: It’s a long story, but we found this crystal thingie that can bring us here.
Sir Pentious: Oh really?
Morbius: Don’t tell him that Luffy! There’s a reason he was sent down here when he died! He’s evil! And look at him! He's a snake!
Luffy: But he’s here at the hotel to become a good person. If Charlie thinks it’s a good idea, then I say we give him a chance.
Charlie: Yeah, Morbius. Second chances are what the Hazbin Hotel is about. Besides, what's wrong with taking the form of a snake?
Morbius: I hate snakes, Charlie! I HATE THEM!
Charlie: Oh, well grow a bit of a backbone will ya? I don't think anybody in hell can control how they appear here and he's harmless! You can take him on if necessary, though I'd prefer you not to.
Morbius: …. Mmmmeehh…
Charlie: Can’t you let go of your fear and help him get to heaven? At least tough it out for the sake of the hotel and what it stands for.
Morbius: Grrr… fine. But only to make him leave as soon as he's good.
Charlie: Okay, that's a fair compromise. Now that the introductions are covered, how about the tour?
*Charlie gives Pentious a tour of the hotel.*
Charlie: So, this is the bar and the bartender. This is the curtain, and this is the new wall after you broke the last one, heh, and oh! Oh! This is the-
Vaggie: Babe, you don't have to show him every detail.
Charlie: Sorry, I'm just so excited to have our first real guest!
Angel Dust: Uh, what the hell am I then?
Charlie: Well, you're an important part of our family here Angel, but you uhm, uh…
Vaggie: Constantly make us look bad, sexually harass the staff, and have literally never once tried to improve?
Morbius: Not to mention you made the hotel look bad on tv.
Charlie: What she means is, it's just nice to have someone interested for once.
*Angel looks downtrodden, likely feeling sad about Vaggie and Morbius’s comments and Charlie's unintentional dismissal of him.*
Charlie: Over here we have our maid Niffty.
Niffty: The bad boy is back!
*She climbs atop Pentious.*
Niffty: Never leave me again.
Charlie: We're about 80% sure she's harmless, and over here we have-
*She bumps into Alastor.*
Charlie: Oh! Uh, Alastor! Our gracious facility manager! You've met our newest guest Sir Pentious…hehe..
Luffy: He was here earlier and tried to fight you but lost miserably.
Alastor: Ah yes! You're the one who ruined my coat! I definitely remember you now.
Charlie: Well, I guess this is a great time for your first lesson! "How to apologize!" The first step to becoming a better person is to admit when you are wrong, why don't you give it a try?
Sir Pentious: Yes..uhm.. Mr uhm.. Radio Demon sir, please forgive me for attacking you and ruining your very lovely coat.. uhm.. here.
*He gives Alastor the piece of fabric he ripped off Alastor’s coat.*
Alastor: Ah-Ho! Not many people have been able to take even this much off me, it must have meant quite a lot to you.
*Alastor sets ablaze.*

*The group gathers around in a circle.*
Charlie: Now, with a new resident, I think it's important we all get to know each other! So we are going to play a little game.
Luffy: Oh, what kind of game?!
Charlie: A fun one. Everyone, follow me. My name is Charlie.
*Clap clap*
Charlie: I like to sing!
*Clap clap*
Charlie: And when we get to know each other it's the greatest thing!
*Clap clap*
Luffy: My name is Luffy.
*Clap clap*
Luffy: I like it eat meat.
*Clap clap*
Luffy: And I’m glad we’re all here for this meet and greet!
*Clap clap*
Sir Pentious: My name's Sir Pentious.
*Clap clap*
Sir Pentious: I like to build.
*Clap clap*
Sir Pentious: And despite my stupid Egg Bois, I think I'm very skilled!
*Clap clap*
Angel Dust: This is stupid.
Charlie: This- is not- stupid!
*Clap clap*
Charlie: It's just a game!
*Clap clap*
Charlie: Sir Pentious and Luffy did it well so now please try to do the same!
*Clap clap*
Angel Dust: I am too sober for this.
Vaggie: Well, get used to it and learn how to play, this is gonna be your whole day!
*Clap clap*

*Later, Angel and Pentious role play, with Angel playing the part of a drug dealer and Pentious as an innocent child. Each reading script given to them.*
Angel Dust: "Oh, I'm a bad man on the streets who never got enough hugs, now, where's an innocent kid I can sell crack to?" Wow, who wrote this?
Charlie: It's great right? Keep going!
Angel Dust: "Hey you."
Sir Pentious: "Who, me?"
Angel Dust: "Yeah, you look like a kid who could use some… devil's dandruff??" Oh, for fuck's sake.
*Morbius can barely contain his laughter.*
Morbius: Boy, is this so cringy.
Sir Pentious: "Not me! I have to go home and study!"
Angel Dust: "Come on kid, it'll make you cool like me …the crackhead."
Sir Pentious: "The only cool thing here is to say no to drugs! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to nothave sexual intercourse before marriage!"
Charlie: Yes! Oh bravo! Bravo! Wow Pentious! At this rate, you'll be redeemed in no time.
Angel Dust: I... I'm going to bed.
Luffy: Are you ok?
Angel Dust: I’m fine!
*As Angel heads upstairs to his room, he overhears Charlie congratulate Pentious.*
Charlie: I am so proud of you Sir Pentious! That was amazing!
Sir Pentious: Thank you! Thank you! You like me! You really like me!
Luffy: *Yawn* Aw man. I’m feeling tired.
Morbius: Me too.
Charlie: How about you guys stay here and rest up for a bit before you go back.
Luffy: Sure thing!
Morbius: Alright. But we can’t rest for too long. We’re in the middle of something important back in our world.

*In his room, Angel sits on his bed with his pet pig, Fat Nuggets. He then listens to the voicemails Valentino left him.*
Valentino: Angel baby, come home! It's not the same without you here, I miss you! Come back-
*Next message*
Valentino: ANGEL, YOU BITCH! IF YOU DON'T COME HOME, YOU'LL BE FUCKING GREASY TRUCKERS FOR THE NEXT YEAR-
*Next message*
Valentino: Hey, amorcito, I didn't mean to yell, but you know how crazy you make me-
*Next message*
Valentino: YOU FUCKING SLUT!
*Next message*
Valentino: Hey, Angie! About earlier-
*Next message*
Valentino: -KILL YOUR WHOLE FUCKIN' FAMILY!
*Next message*
Valentino: Work's really stressful!
*Next message*
Valentino: -LITTLE COCKSUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!
*Next message*
Valentino: You actually think you can change? Addict trash like you doesn't change. I'll see you soon, baby.
*Fat Nuggets tries to comfort him.*
Angel Dust: ...Sorry, not now, Fat Nuggets.

*Angel goes to the bar and grabs a bottle of alcohol to drink. After drinking the entire bottle, he hears a noise and follows it. He finds the door to Charlie’s office open and Pentious setting up a small camera on the bookshelf.*
Angel Dust: You slippery little shit! You're working for the Vees? I fucking knew there was something shitty about you.
Sir Pentious: I don't know what you're talking about!…whore bug!
*Angel attacks Pentious.*
Sir Pentious: Get your aggressively average body…OFF OF ME!
*Pentious's eyes spiral hypnotic powers to him. Angel becomes momentarily hypnotized.*
Angel Dust: Fuck!
*Charlie, Vaggie, Luffy and Morbius walk into the office after being woken up.*
Charlie: *Yawns* What's going on?
Luffy: We were in the middle of a nap.
Angel Dust: This little bitch is a traitor!
Sir Pentious: Preposterous! I would never betray you. You... are my best friends!
Angel Dust: Uh huh, then explain this!
*He shows them all the camera Pentious placed on the book shelf.*
Sir Pentious: Ah! Ah! Abort! Abort! S.O.S! Agent Pentious in need of immediate evacuation!
*Pentious calls Vox on a wrist watch he’s wearing.*
Vox: Pentious? Wait… you were caught?!? It hasn't even been, a day!
Sir Pentious: Please! You've got to get me out of here!
Vox: I can't believe we thought you could handle even something this simple! Do us a favour, if they don't kill you, go ahead and do it yourself! You MISERABLE FAILURE!
Sir Pentious: I... I… just make it quick I guess…not that I deserve it.
*He lays down on the floor.*
Vaggie: Gladly.
*She readies to kill him with his spear.*
Morbius: Yeah, let’s kill this scaley asshole!
*Though Morbius is a little afraid to approach him.*
Charlie: Wait! ...Pentious?
*She extends her hand to him.*
Charlie: ♫ It starts with sorry, that's your foot in the door. ♫
Luffy: ♫ One simple sorry, spoken straight from your core. ♫
Charlie:♫ The path to forgiveness, is a twisting trail of hearts! ♫
Charlie and Luffy: ♫ But sorry is where it starts! ♫
Sir Pentious: ♫ Who could forgive a dirtbag like me? ♫
♫ I don't deserve your amnesty. ♫
Angel Dust, Vaggie and Morbius: ♫ Can't we just kill him? ♫
♫ Shoot him and spill his blood? ♫
Charlie: ♫ That's an option you could choose. ♫
Angel Dust, Vaggie and Morbius: ♫ Works for us. ♫
Charlie: ♫ But who hasn't been in his shoes? It starts with sorry. ♫
Sir Pentious: ♫ Sorry. ♫
Charlie and Luffy: ♫ Dig down deeper and say one sincere sorry! ♫
Sir Pentious: ♫ I'm so sorry! ♫
Charlie and Luffy: ♫ And your journey's underway! ♫
Charlie, Luffy and Sir Pentious: ♫ It'll take time to cover your/my vast multitude of sins ♫
♫ But sorry is where it begins. It starts with sorry. ♫
Niffty: I hated that song! Why are you so lame?!
*She kicks him in the tail and walks away.*
Niffty: Not a bad boy.
Charlie: Good first day! Let's get some rest!
Morbius: I think it’s about time me and Luffy head back to our crew.
Luffy: Yeah. We’re about to go to a new island soon.
Charlie: Oh, that sounds exciting.
Morbius: So when do you think we’ll be back?
Charlie: I'm not sure, but hopefully soon. You'll be ready then right?
Luffy: You can count on it!
Morbius: Anytime, doll.
Charlie: Great! And Morbius…
Morbius: Yeah?
Charlie: Deal with your Ophidiophobia. Okay?
Morbius: … Yeah, No.
*As all of them leave the office, the watch is still on the floor. Alastor comes inside and picks it up.*
Vox: WHAT?!?
Alastor: You'll have to try harder than that next time, ol' pal!
*Alastor crushes the watch as Vox incoherently screams in rage. Alastor lets out a malicious chuckle as he retreats into the darkness.*

Starring:

Charlie Morningstar: Erika Henningsen
Angel Dust: Blake Roman
Vaggie: Stephanie Beatriz
Alastor/Tom Trench: Amir Talai
Monkey D. Luffy: Colleen Clinkenbeard
Morbius: Jared Leto
Adam/Sir Pentious: Alex Brightman
Husk: Keith David
Nifty: Kimiko Glenn
Lute: Jessica Vosk
Valentino: Joel Perez
Vox: Christian Borle
Velvette: Lilli Cooper
Katie Killjoy: Brandon Rogers