
Season 2 Epilogue
*In the dark reaches of space, The Other kneels behind a chair facing behind him atop a tall staircase.*
The Other: Humans. They are not the cowering wretches we were promised. They stand. They are unruly, and therefore cannot be ruled.
*The person in the chair sits up, frightening him a little.*
The Other: To challenge them is to court… death.
*The mysterious figure turns around, revealing to be a large purple humanoid alien dressed in golden armor who smiles sinisterly.*
Elsewhere, Hellboy is drunk next to Professor Broom’s grave.*
Hellboy: ♪Oh, Danny boy ♪
♪ The pipes. The pipes are call...♪ I mean, it's fine, you know. It's like, we got the job done and everything. I put on a happy face. But just feel, I don't know, feels kinda-
*A costumed hero called Lobster Johnson appears in front of Hellboy.*
Lobster Johnson: I feel for you, kid. The Professor was a good man.
Hellboy: Holy crap! Listen. You probably get this all the time. And I don't… I feel like such a jerk doing this, you know? But it's like, I'm actually your biggest fan. I... I... I've read about everything you've done.
Lobster Johnson: Let me stop you right there.
Hellboy: Okay.
Lobster Johnson: I suppose you wanna see the claw.
Hellboy: Yeah.
*He Shows him his brander.*
Hellboy: Oh, my God!
Lobster Johnson: It's impressive.
Hellboy: You're telling me.
Lobster Johnson: I don't think your old man would wanna see you sitting around here moping.
Hellboy: No, you're probably right.
Lobster Johnson: Gotta get back in the fight.
Hellboy: Yeah.
Lobster Johnson: It's unfinished business.
Hellboy: Yeah, okay.
Lobster Johnson: Got myself killed.
Hellboy: Well, it wasn't your fault.
Lobster Johnson: But listen.
Hellboy: Yeah.
Lobster Johnson: Big one's coming.
Hellboy: Okay.
Lobster Johnson: You won a battle. Now you gotta go kick ass in the war.
Hellboy: I do?
*He walks right through Hellboy, revealing he’s a ghost.*
Hellboy: Whoa! Okay! All right! Okay!
Lobster Johnson: Now cut the shit, buckle up, get back in the fight.
Hellboy: I love you, Lobster Johnson! Okay. Wow. All right, that happened.
*At a Monarch outpost, Dr. Serizawa looks over photos of some recently discovered cave paintings and ruins linked to Titans. Dr. Graham enters his office.*
Dr. Graham: Sensei.
Dr. Serizawa: What is it?
Dr. Graham: The name Monkey D. Luffy sounded familiar to me. So I looked through our records to see where I remember hearing it. And look what I found.
*She hands a folder containing classified files that Dr. Serizawa reads. He is then astonished when looks closer at them.*
*In harbor in New York, Smoker’s ship is docked.*
Tashigi: Smoker, Sir, are you certain that the Straw Hats were here?
Smoker: I am. Several eye witness reports saw both Straw Hat Luffy and Dr. Mitchel Morbius during the battle of New York. Where the “Avengers” fought off an alien invasion. Some say they were fighting side by side with them.
Tashigi: But why? How could two wanted pirates be part of a team of heroes? Some of them well known?
Smoker: I don’t know. All I know is that SHIELD was involved somehow.
Tashigi: You think we should ask them?
Smoker: No. If we went up to them, they’ll just deny everything about the Straw Hat’s involvement. What’s important right now is that we continue their trail.
*On a dark night, the Going Merry sails the sea.*
Luffy: And then, Iron Man threw the missile into the portal thingy and all the aliens died at the same time.
Usopp: Woah! All of that really happened?
Morbius: Well, Luffy’s version is an oversimplification of what happened. But yeah, basically.
Sanji: Impressive. You guys saved the world. What did you do afterwards?
Luffy: We ate Shawarma.
*Flashback, the Avengers eat Shawarma together in a bodega that was nearly destroyed during the battle.*
*Flashback end*
Zoro: Doesn’t sound all that exciting.
Morbius: Figured we need to replenish our energy. And I need to get the taste of Chitauri blood out of my mouth.
Nami: And those SHIELD people let you both go afterwards? No strings attached?
Luffy: Yup!
Morbius: Well, I wouldn’t say that exactly. Only condition they had was that we’d fight for them again if the Avengers were needed.
Usopp: That’s awesome! You guys are practically super heroes!
Luffy: But I don’t wanna be one. I wanna be king of the pirates.
Morbius: We sure got into some crazy adventures recently, huh?
Nami: You’re telling me. And we haven’t even reached the open ocean yet.
Sanji: When do you suppose we’ll do that, Nami?
Nami: We should be pretty soon. As there are no more obstacles.